"Stripper Time"
impalaThe People's Republic of Pennsylvania
Had some OTC set up the other night with a day shift dancer. Her shift ended at 7, said she wanted to home and get a shower and such and would be by my hotel at 8:30 or so. 8:15 get a text would be there in 30 minutes. 9:00 text 25 minutes out. 9:30 text 20 minutes and I'll be there. 10:30 another text and only 15 minutes away. No contact after that, but from the math I did it seams that each half hour or so in real world time is only about 5 minutes in stripper time. Wish it worked the same way in the club when you were getting a 15 minute dance, should actually be an hour and a half long.
Oh, and at this rate she should be there sometime Thursday afternoon
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last commentlol ... I've only lived through that a zillion times. That's why I never get the hotel room before she's there -- we meet in a bar or restaurant near the hotel I have in mind, I book the hotel room while we're sitting at the table, or we simply walk to the hotel together and I book it right then. Downside: I have to tell her to get lost for a few minutes, if we're not at the point where I don't mind her knowing my full real name, etc
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DS III did the exact same thing to me on our first date. I sat in the hotel waiting for her for several hours, getting a string of texts like you did. I was pissed and swore that I would never pay her another penny.
We met at noon the next day at the same hotel. It turns out she had a very good excuse, and had been in a car accident the previous evening.
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A good excuse if it was true........
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In other news - the sky is blue.
A more interesting PM would have been her showing up at the time she said and there being no drama
:)
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Dancer text: "I'm running late."
CMI text: "No problem. If you're over 30 minutes late I'm taking $### out of the payment. If you're over an hour late, I'm going home."
I've gone home a few times. But more often the girl shows up about 20 to 28 minutes late. It's even less of an issue if I explain this policy while making the arrangements.
It's my money and time.
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just use your place or hers
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or one of your cars
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I have an steadfast rule no matter how hot they are or horny I am.....I allow a 15 minute grace period, then I apply a $50 late fee for each 15 minutes late thereafter, as long as I get updates prior to deadline !!! No updates after 45 minutes past original time, I am out of the mood. They get 1 hour with updates.
Miss an appointment 2 times without an ironclad verifiable reason, then they have to earn a spot in the rotation !!!
All my CF's know the rules and strangely are very punctual. My $$$ ...My rules!!!
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I was working out of town, that's why the hotel
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I’d never get a hotel if the girl isn’t with me and if I arraigned to meet her 15-30 minutes if she’s not respecting my time I’m gone, I got bigger fish to fry.
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Some people are like that about time. In my experience, more women than men. But it is not just strippers.
Intimate rapport, treating her like a civilian, asking her to just leave with you and worry about showers later?
SJG
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Ive never had that problem. But then I think its cute when they take their time getting ready. They do it to look good for you so why complain.
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It's not just the strippers. A civilian girl I see occasionally is habitually late. But damn, she always looks great when she shows up. I just hate eating alone when I expected her to join me. It doesn't hurt that she fucks like a banshee.
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Message me. I gots the rite hoes. Dey kno how to act
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