So I walked into the strip club with a white blazer....

Ya should have worn a three piece. Read the System.

They thought you were rick dugan running the system

Did you grease a bouncer and stroke a Manager

He got confused - and he used his greasy hand to stroke the bouncer off. At least he made a new friend! Lol!

New troll same as old troll!

I always get rock-bottom rates when I wear my white wifebeater

I think Papi and PhatBoy provided very similar advice - a wife beater and some bling draws attention from some hot dancers.