Because law enforcement won't let us set off dynamite in our yards. Fireworks are the closest we can come to legally blowing shit up at home.
Plus it scares the hell out of all of the dogs in the neighborhood and pisses off out stuck up neighbors.
I’m not a redneck - and it was great fun when I was a kid. We did lots of stupid shit in those days. Maybe it’s a way to relive the fun of being a kid?
Fireworks totally illegal here. LE makes this known in TV ads. They mean it. But there are free public shows.
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