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LostinFLA

Evil Sheldon!

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Why do rednecks love shooting off fireworks so much?

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whodey

Because law enforcement won't let us set off dynamite in our yards. Fireworks are the closest we can come to legally blowing shit up at home.

Plus it scares the hell out of all of the dogs in the neighborhood and pisses off out stuck up neighbors.

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Warrior15

Why ? Are you a Communist that doesn't like them ?

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SanchoRG

Is this a real question? It ain’t just rednecks fireworks are awesome!

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abqspencer

BECAUSE 'MERICA!!!

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BigPimp69

Op needs an attitude adjustment

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Cashman1234

I’m not a redneck - and it was great fun when I was a kid. We did lots of stupid shit in those days. Maybe it’s a way to relive the fun of being a kid?

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georgmicrodong

Right, because only rednecks like fireworks.

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twentyfive

I use dynamite!

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Clubber

Lost,

First I'd like to know just what your definition is of a "Redneck"?

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440viking

My friends and I did some crazy things involving fireworks in our younger years.

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shadowcat

Redneck fire works.

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Clubber

sc,

An Idaho tee shirt and mountains? That' a yankee redneck!

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san_jose_guy

Fireworks totally illegal here. LE makes this known in TV ads. They mean it. But there are free public shows.

SJG

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