Fireworks

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LostinFLA
Evil Sheldon!
Why do rednecks love shooting off fireworks so much?

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whodey
6 years ago
Because law enforcement won't let us set off dynamite in our yards. Fireworks are the closest we can come to legally blowing shit up at home.

Plus it scares the hell out of all of the dogs in the neighborhood and pisses off out stuck up neighbors.
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Warrior15
6 years ago
Why ? Are you a Communist that doesn't like them ?
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SanchoRG
6 years ago
Is this a real question? It ain’t just rednecks fireworks are awesome!
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abqspencer
6 years ago
BECAUSE 'MERICA!!!
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BigPimp69
6 years ago
Op needs an attitude adjustment
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
I’m not a redneck - and it was great fun when I was a kid. We did lots of stupid shit in those days. Maybe it’s a way to relive the fun of being a kid?
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georgmicrodong
6 years ago
Right, because only rednecks like fireworks.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
I use dynamite!
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Clubber
6 years ago
Lost,

First I'd like to know just what your definition is of a "Redneck"?
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Icey
6 years ago
I hate fireworks. probably have ptsd lol they remind me of shooting too much
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TheeOSU
6 years ago
My friends and I did some crazy things involving fireworks in our younger years.
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Clubber
6 years ago
sc,

An Idaho tee shirt and mountains? That' a yankee redneck!
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Fireworks totally illegal here. LE makes this known in TV ads. They mean it. But there are free public shows.

SJG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIxIFm1b…
The Left & Right-Hand Paths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh03bruH…
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