Little Darlings
3516, 1336 Ravine Rd Kalamazoo, MI 49004

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Jul 5, 2018, 9:33 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I had read that Little Darlings was next door to Deja Vu in Kalamazoo, and thought this was like other sets of clubs that join each other down a street. But these two clubs are all in a single building. From the parking lot you just go to the left door for one club and the right for another. I was told you can get a wrist band to go back and forth between them, but I ended up staying at Little Darlings. When I arrived around 10pm there was no one at the front desk, so I walked in without paying any sort of cover. There were a handful of dancers and maybe twice that many patrons. It got a bit busier over the night, but even when I left around 1:30, the club wasn't anywhere near full. It seems last weekend was a quiet one at midwest strip clubs.

Little Darlings is a topless club with alcohol. I bought a soda (a real Vernor's ginger ale, which was a treat compared to the crap clubs usually have) for $4. A margarita for a dancer was under ten, but I don't remember exactly how much. There were two tall, thin waitresses circulating, though they weren't always attentive. The bartender was hot.

The stage was a medium-sized round affair, raised somewhat in the center of the room with a pair of poles. Most of the club had a good view, though the chairs were really worn - with arm rests so slick I thought they were wet a couple of times. The stage show was ok. The dancers all put some effort in (a gorgeous Latina did a bit of a salsa thing) and a few did a couple of tricks on the pole though the pole was mostly an afterthought.

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