With all the LDK talk it reminded my of my first one... feel free to share, and ladies on the board feel free to share the first time a customer LDK’d with you if ever.
It was in the early 90’s at the Landing Strip in Detroit. I became friendly with a waitress named Nancy. I went there for lunch all the time. They had great burgers (hope they still do). She pointed me to one dancer who’s name I can’t remember but she always wore Design perfume. She took me upstairs which was only couches and ottomans at the time. She was bound and determined to get me off OTP. Now back then I wasn’t sure what to do but she told me to relax and let go. Luckily I had on fairly thick dress pants since I had to go back to work. What seemed like a good idea at the time really wasn’t 5 hours later when I left for home.


I didn't start going to strip clubs until the end of last year. I went to one and decided afterwards I wanted to try a lap dance. I had ZERO idea that such a thing as a full contact lap dance existed, I thought all lap dances were air dances. Since that sounded lame I drove to a jack shack a few hours away from my home. I figured at least there I could jack off while watching a girl dance. However instead I got a medium mileage full contact lap dance which was WAY more than I was expecting and popped super fast. As I walked back to my car I thought to myself... Why the fuck haven't I been doing this. I should do this every week!