I am just floored...

Enjoy hitting that white girls pussy hard! It’s a pleasure to fuck filthy white girls who want to feel like porn stars!

It’s rough - to find an addiction to filthy sluts (who know you want them). My view is - the filthier - the better!

Making certain girls feel more like filthy cheap whores - brings out the true whore they might be holding deep inside. They love this shit - and it can be very rewarding for you.

It amazes me how fucking stupid some people are (I’m not talking about you GACA, I’m talking about the girl lol) but then again when someone is addicted to drugs they’re probably not in the right frame of mind to make sound decisions and even make sense when they open their mouth.

One of my close friends used to date a girl who, well into the relationship he found out she was racist which really bothered him. Come to find out when they broke up she was banging a whole gang of black guys behind his back. Then again similar situation, she’s almost 40 now and just a bartender at some shitty sports bar, addicted to script drugs and a chronic weed smoker.

Take advantage of it GACA she may let you hit it for free

Sounds like a crackpot alright. She was right about the smell though.

She got balls talking like that. Kick her in the nuts

I hope you didnt get any more dances after that.

I understand the 'odor' is due mainly to diet. I enjoy many beautiful black ladies.

I'm amazed how open she is about her actions.

I bet she also hates fuckboys and drama too, lol

Sounds like your typical southern-white trailer-trash

Back in the 2000s when I lived and SCed in Dallas, I knew a light-skinned big-booty ebony stripper that avoided dealing with black-guys and had a white BF to whom she was engaged - she would tell me she didn't like dealing with bkack-guys but one time told me something along the lines of "when I really feel like getting the shit fucked out of me I wanna get me a hood-nigga"

Papi and GACA everything you said was so so accurate

She sounds like a real charmer. And a winner, conquering life as it is thrown to her.

So you decided you're black now?

Ya, and tomorrow I'll be Hindu, and the week following I'll be Jewish.

But you're never gonna find me claiming WASP.

Why not, Oreo?

Hmm why not Tigger? Half Thai half n¡&&Er

Stop lying on my name, I told you they're $1.

^^^ actually you charged me $0.75 with a $0.25 tip so let's just be a little more accurate about it.

As I was walking down the street in downtown Myrtle Beach tonight with my ATF who's trying to kick her heroin habit and is sick and miserable and bitchy, she said,"I'm coming back here by myself!" "And what would you do here by yourself that you can't do with me?" Says I. Her retort - "I'm gunna find me a hawt black guy and fuck him all night long." "Make sure you take pictures says I. The whole thing is getting sadder and more preposterous daily.

I love these crazy fucking stories

Very nice story Gawker! Your atf is amazing! I like the way you two think!

Brilliant story gawker!

I keep coming back here for the crazy stories. You're are some of the best!

"Make sure you take pictures" - no judgement. I like the rimjobs (even if crazy non-lovers think I'm joking and/or gay because I like females to lick my butthole) and you like watching other dudes fuck your ATF. It's all aces! ;)

For those who care I took a picture of my ATF today as we were going to the beach and have put it up as my picture here. She picked the shorts out. Honest!

^ nice

Gawker - that avatar is excellent! Those shorts say it all. They are a great choice.

This might be personal - but does your ATF have a good sense of humor (or a warped sense of humor)? It would make those shorts even more perfect if she did.

@gawker:

You should have gotten matching shorts w/ yours saying "Midlife Crisis"

Gawker's shorts say "Retired, and she's what I do with my free time!"