Good Happy Hours and Food Deals

Like everything else in strip clubs, food and drinks are often too marked-up for my pleasure - and I also find the food in most SCs mediocre at best.

^ not to mention the quality/poor of the alcohol can often leave a lot to be desired

I don't like getting poor-value/gypped in that often times the prices are too-high and the quality too-low

Strip club food at most places in my area seem to be Chili’s like food at prices either on par with that place or lower.

San Antonio has a weird love of steak and fries. And several clubs advertise serving them for 3.99 at certain hours. Never tried them but at a glance it looked decent enough.

There is one club on here that's all about their kitchen, but I refuse to shill for that place for several reasons. A lot of people go to it just to eat . Like tonight, the dining area will be packed. 20 years ago they sold microwave ,catered " roach coach " sandwiches and now they're written up in all the time in dining out rags.

When I SC I'm usually completely focused on the dancers and can't really eat in peace with all the naked-women walking around and the loud-music - it's not an environment conducive to dining (at least for me).

Having said this - a couple of years back I would sometimes make s lazy-Saturday out of it where I would hangout at Tootsies Miami on a Saturday afternoon and watch a good college football-game in their separate sportsbar with large projection-screens and the game-sound on - I would have a decent (but not great) steak and a couple drinks and then got dances after watching the game and it was a chill way to pass a Saturday

I agree that the quality of strip club food is often low, but we have two clubs locally who do a decent job with a few things. Their normal menu items are often sub-par, but their daily specials are usually pretty good. In particular, one club does a good prime rib once a week and the other has a weekly steak deal that is usually very good.

This is coming from a real food snob as the food in my house is excellent and almost always made from scratch. I can't eat most fast food at all anymore and my tolerance for pre-packaged/canned food is very low.

After a good meal I'm ready for a nap. So I prefer to go to the club a little hungry and a lot horny and then eat after I take care of the fun part.

There are def some upscale places where the food is good-restaurant quality but still often a good-amount marked-up from what it would cost at a comparable restaurant.

There may be some SCs where the food may be pretty-good at a reasonable price.

Tootsies has (had?) a $5.95 "Prime Rib" special on Mondays but it was very low-quality IMO.

Just an FYI Follies gets it's food from Cysco delivered every Saturday.

I don’t think I’ve ever bought any food in a club. I’ve had the free buffet a couple times, but that’s about it.

Usually I don’t eat at clubs because I had already ate a few hours before I got there.

But I do like the idea of eating in a club from time to time. I’m gonna buy some food for the first time from my favorite local club this Fall during football season when I go and watch the game with my CF :-)

I assumed Follies cooked their food in house - what is Cysco?

^Sysco is a large purveyor or restaurant food sellers of ready to prepare foods to food service establishments.

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From what I remember of Follies’ food, it was good standard fare. Nothing fancy, but better than I expected for free.

I remember Sysco food being pretty decent, though that was 30+ years ago.

I generally don't specifically seek out strip clubs for dining, but club dining has been a good option for me when I'm on a time compressed schedule. I can kill 2 birds with 1 stone by checking out the club talent while I eat vs going to separate eatery and then spending orientation time in club. The "best" club food has been Men's Club- Dallas. They actually have a chef on staff, there's 1 or 2 days a week that they have discounted prime rib or steak. Friday Happy Hour they have a buffet by the pool with shrimp, ribs, and chicken.

Rick, what club did you indulge in Happy Hour prime rib ?

Well, to cue my broken record: I regularly order food in the higher end strip clubs I go to, usually choosing the dish with my ATF/CF/StripperOfTheDay, and we split it. Not only is it a great deal for the time the stripper will spend with me, I need both of us to have some food in us, since we'll be doing some drinking

^I agree. Men's Club has good food. Some day I want to take a swim in the pool with some of their hard body strippers.

A few clubs in philly seemed to have good ones.. good happy hour prices, free admission/buffet type stuff. And the food is not bad. Every upscale club I’ve eaten at has had good food. I’ve had some really good strip club sushi