Slow Night - Still Fun
I went to Christies for the first time on a thursday night. On first entering two things hit me, first was how big the place was; two story tall main room with plenty of seating both around the main stage and further back for more private company. Second was how empty it felt. I am pretty sure there were more dancers walking the floor than there were people, not that we minded, it just seemed strange considering every bar we had left was packed to the brim. The music level is pretty good, not so loud as you cant have a conversation with the girls but still enough that you aren't listening to the rest of the people in the room, and I don't even recall the DJ/announcer other than saying the names of the next girl on stage.
The dancers, we probably saw 7-10 both on stage and on the floor in the first hour, were all young looking, mixed race and decently attractive. If you are looking for huge tits, this is not the place for you, most of these girls were a B or C cup at best. A handful came over to us to get dances - they seemed to really be enjoying the night and stayed for 5 minutes chatting. Good amount of contact and joking, not pushy at all with getting us to buy a dance. Third dancer we took up on the offer and paid for one song. I would say it was more expensive than it was worth but I could probably say that about most clubs. The dance was nice and close, she was attentive to all three of us in the group and really seemed to be enjoying it.
The costs, I only paid for the first dance and it was $35 so not the most expensive but certainly not cheap for main floor. After the second lap dance the girl tried to get one of my buddies to come to the vip rooms and when he asked that price it was $600 for I think an hour - which is a complete joke. No cover and beers were around $10 so all in all not a bad place. As far as clubs in Cleveland go I would probably go back but it still isn't my first choice.
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