What’s the point

To be fair it was July 4th. The place was literally empty when we walked in. Not a single other customer and no girls around. After a few minutes of sitting around, a “dancer” came up to the stage. Massively overweight and entirely unattractive. I’ve never walked out of a place so quickly, hearing she was the only one working. I don’t care what extras might be offered, if that girl represents their hiring standards, they’d have to pay me for lap dances.