What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?

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• bang69

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  6 years ago

  I have a drug problem. And I start rehab on Monday morning.
• WillMunny

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  6 years ago

  A: "Juicy, if you aren't gonna finish those chicken fingers, can I have them?"
• SteveSutton

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  6 years ago

  You're so hot, I'll fuck you for free.
• jsully63

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  6 years ago

  I’m not doing this for the money. I’m a people person.
• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  “My boyfriend has a PhD.”
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  Go home son mommy’s working now.
• Electronman

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  6 years ago

  I'm a virgin. I'm saving myself for marriage. (Hopefully followed by, "but I give great blowjobs.")
• Subraman

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  6 years ago

  Things I've never heard strippers say: OMG! Did I get here a few minutes early?
• impala

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  6 years ago

  Keep your money till after the dance. If you aren't satisfied I won't charge you.
• LostinFLA

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  6 years ago

  These shoes are sooooo comfortable.
• dirtysecrets

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  6 years ago

  "That's too much, honey. Here, take some of that money back..."
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  I love being fondled for money by old men so much that I love going to work sober
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  I really enjoy chatting with captain save a ho its better than making money
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  Youre so much better than my boyfriend
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  These tattoos just wash off.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  A. "TUSCL guys are the best"
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I've dreamed of being a stripper since I was a little girl.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  My Mom was a stripper whore who used to date Isaiah Thomas. Oh wait, scratch that.
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  No, I didn't go do some coke so I can tolerate being in the VIP room with you, Im just clumsy
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  I really have to go to the bathroom, Im not going to do more drugs, I really love spending time with you
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  A. "Of course I do this with every custy - what you thought your were special - please"
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  A. "Honestly - that *is* pretty-small"
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I'm a bigger whore than she is.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  A. "Yeah - the only reason I'm with you is because you're paying me - otherwise you don't have a chance in hell"
• LostinFLA

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  6 years ago

  My doctor says it is an infection and not a rash.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  A. "No - you're not really different - you're just as big a loser as the rest of the guys in here"
• LostinFLA

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  6 years ago

  Yeah, I know these are shitty tattoos, at least they take the attention away from my stretch marks and c section scars.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  I’m just gonna give those guys back their tips and only concentrate on you.
• LostinFLA

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  6 years ago

  No, nobody is going notice that dark wet spot on the front of your pants.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  A. "No - I don't find you rubbing your erection against me a turn-on - actually makes me wanna throw-up - but I need your $$$"
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  I've been waiting for you!
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  You walk in the club and she says "it's you again"
• LostinFLA

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  6 years ago

  Of course Superman could beat Batman in a fair fight
• Subraman

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  6 years ago

  It's so hot that you came in here and spent all this money tipping but never got a lapdance, which totally proves you're not a loser -- will you be my boyfriend?
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^you walk in the club and a stripper says I wish you were SJG ;)
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  A. "I honestly prefer black customers and find them much better spenders"
• steeldog65

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  6 years ago

  Wow, I just LOVE small dicks like this, too bad you aren't available to date.
• ToyChaser

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  6 years ago

  No my license has never been suspended.
• ToyChaser

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  6 years ago

  I only get a ride with my friend cause she lives super close, I have a car and everything.
• ToyChaser

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  6 years ago

  I'm not an independent woman I actually live with my grandparents cause my parents kicked me out
• ToyChaser

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  6 years ago

  I'm irresponsible and I only have sex for money because it's easier than working a 9-5, sometimes I make less than I do at Burger King but atleast I didn't have to work for it.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  A. "I think lap dances are too expensive"
• ToyChaser

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  6 years ago

  Yeah- he only gave me all that money during the stage dances because that's how I get paid for having sex outside the club.
• ToyChaser

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  6 years ago

  Yes, I am having sex with my 67 y/o Sugar daddy. I love going to his house, easiest money ever, guys my age are just not attractive to me.
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  I love the smell of ass and an uncut dick that hasnt been washed in a month
• ToyChaser

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  6 years ago

  Yes - of course I would have sex for $300, I just always ask for $500 because guys try to haggle me down so if I say $200, they'll just negotiate down to $150.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  A. "I plan on being a career stripper"
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  A. "If you make me cum you don't have to pay me"
• rogertex

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  6 years ago

  What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say? I don't work here for the money. Ya money is good and all ... but really I look forward to seeing all these good looking and handsome hunks. Nobody's stuck up. All they wanna do is drink and have fun.