Even the Flies Had Left....

Visited on a Sunday late afternoon on my way back from a meeting, needed a little stress relief and no time for the drive to COI. I've visited this club occasionally over several years, and occasionally had high mileage fun. The Synn empire bought it and remodeled about 3-4 years ago, upgrading the interior and bringing in girls from their roster to supplement somewhat the fairly weak prior line-ups. Still almost all AA or Latino dancers, and mostly thick to chubby to obese (somewhere between Paradise and the even worse Bliss in COI). Day entry $10 and drink $6 or $7. (The biggest improvement was the dismantling of the horse stables next door, which used to regularly fill this club with buzzing horseflies.) In the recent past, both the doorman and on-line rollcalls have lied about the number and names of girls on-site, but this time they honestly disclosed only three in the house. One name was on my to-check list, so I went in. That turned out to be a bad decision. BTW, Synn clubs commonly refuse passes claiming not applicable on "specials" days; Rio has been aggressive in that stance in the past. They also enforce the one drink per hour scam, and I've had my drink kicked over by dancers with no free replacement on a couple occasions, but not this time. Just need to be wary here.

Only 2 dancers went on stage, Thick and Thicker. (Saw a third girl also thick, but not in dancer clothes.) Thicker looked too much like my 50+ cleaning woman. Thick was the name on my list, and she was OK looking especially in the face; big butt and maybe B cups but at least had a decent attitude. I opted for a 3-for-$40 nude special as a try-out for VIP, and she flunked: very LM (FFZ north only, no SSTP), too much changing positions, too much talking (about traffic, music, etc. not dirty talk/moaning), and way too much sweating (her ass was slick and oily, enough to smudge my sweats). She was nice enough and I tipped her $10, but no repeat. (For those detectives among you, her name references an Asian gemstone.) So overall the club was less irritating to me than it has been in the past, but this trip turned out unsatisfying. But prices decent enough to make it worth another try on a day with more choices.