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My weiner is scared of cold water

Chilli_Powdurr

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7 yrs ago · 1 min read

It hides like a scared little turtle

Thats my excuse and ai am sticking to it

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Warrior15

Shrinkage. You and George Castanza.

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MackTruck

^^^ hahaha... I remember that episode. Funny shit!

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twentyfive

Lol

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Tiredtraveler

Went skinny dipping years ago in cold water and he decided to hide lol. That was until the girl I was with decided to join me and he decide to join the party and we eventually found a different warm place to hide.

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crazyjoe

Sounds like your reptilian brain is in charge

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reverendhornibastard

We all experience shrinkage when exposed to the cold.

I’ve noticed, however, that mine (Pink Floyd) will shrink up in ANTICIPATION of the cold.

As soon as I get ready for a shower, Pink Floyd is already retreating in search of warmth.

I guess it only makes sense. Pink Floyd usually starts bloating up when I am still outside in the parking lot of a strip club.

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