My weiner is scared of cold water

Chilli_Powdurr

3/31/2019 10:27:30 AM

It hides like a scared little turtle

Thats my excuse and ai am sticking to it

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Warrior15

Anywhere there are Titties.

6 years ago

Shrinkage. You and George Castanza.

MackTruck

God Bless Dancers

6 years ago

^^^ hahaha... I remember that episode. Funny shit!

twentyfive

Living well and enjoying my retirement

6 years ago

Lol

Tiredtraveler

Solo PL

6 years ago

Went skinny dipping years ago in cold water and he decided to hide lol. That was until the girl I was with decided to join me and he decide to join the party and we eventually found a different warm place to hide.

crazyjoe

Colorado

6 years ago

Sounds like your reptilian brain is in charge

reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

6 years ago

We all experience shrinkage when exposed to the cold.

I’ve noticed, however, that mine (Pink Floyd) will shrink up in ANTICIPATION of the cold.

As soon as I get ready for a shower, Pink Floyd is already retreating in search of warmth.

I guess it only makes sense. Pink Floyd usually starts bloating up when I am still outside in the parking lot of a strip club.

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