My weiner is scared of cold water

6 comments

• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Shrinkage. You and George Castanza.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  ^^^ hahaha... I remember that episode. Funny shit!
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Lol
• Tiredtraveler

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  5 years ago

  Went skinny dipping years ago in cold water and he decided to hide lol. That was until the girl I was with decided to join me and he decide to join the party and we eventually found a different warm place to hide.
• crazyjoe

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  5 years ago

  Sounds like your reptilian brain is in charge
• reverendhornibastard

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  5 years ago

  We all experience shrinkage when exposed to the cold. I’ve noticed, however, that mine (Pink Floyd) will shrink up in ANTICIPATION of the cold. As soon as I get ready for a shower, Pink Floyd is already retreating in search of warmth. I guess it only makes sense. Pink Floyd usually starts bloating up when I am still outside in the parking lot of a strip club.