Lady friend gave me a very expensive had rolled cigar for a present. I bought her 4 or 5 drinks and dinner. I think she came out on the better side of the deal.
Well I enjoyed my cigar last night and then my wife wouldn’t kiss me because she said I stunk. lol Lady friend that gave me the cigar laughed about that and said ‘I would have kissed you after those 5 drinks cigar or no cigar’.
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His cigar tasted like shit!
Yep, you got taken.