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Lady friend gave me a fine cigar!

Musterd21

Indiana

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Lady friend gave me a very expensive had rolled cigar for a present. I bought her 4 or 5 drinks and dinner. I think she came out on the better side of the deal.

I will enjoy my cigar tonight.

Moral of the story. Women always cost you!

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twentyfive

But you got a fine cigar ;)

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shadowcat

Do you know how Bill knew when Monica was pissed at him?

His cigar tasted like shit!

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Nidan111

@shadowcat. Lol. Where do you get these?

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Bavarian

LOL

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RossVa

Did you Monica Lewinsky her with it?

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Clubber

Musterd,

Yep, you got taken.

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Musterd21

Well I enjoyed my cigar last night and then my wife wouldn’t kiss me because she said I stunk. lol Lady friend that gave me the cigar laughed about that and said ‘I would have kissed you after those 5 drinks cigar or no cigar’.

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