Ever been fingering a stripper, look down at your hand and think...

My hand?

No, never had that experience.

My kielbasa ... well, that’s another story.

I guess we all have our quirks, but fisting is not one for me. Reminds me too much about the stretching involve in childbirth. I like to think of that area as only being used for my pleasure, not birth, pissing, or menstruations. If women didnt shit and thier farts smelled like strawberries id be a happier perosn as well.

No but I one time thought about jacking off, looked at my hand, and then wrote my hand's name down in my notebook.

I heard about this someplace

The silent duck? I've yet to meet the girl that I would think to try that on, and I'm not sure I want to.