Now this is the most junior high thread on TUSCL. No other thread can surpass it.
AXE BODY SPRAY
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Jump to latestFor realz. The Indian guys at my school used to spray that shit till it started dripping down their necks. Thank god cause man did they fucking need it!
I suppose it beats the alternative...
Apollo if i use it
Recent time ive droppped it and been using curve cologne
Lol. There used to be an Axe commercial advertusing a new scent. a hot brunette was sitting by herself in a library in a white button up shirt and librarian glasses. This guy sitting in the library puts on some of that new Axe and starts to open his book and her shirt starts to open at the same time. He starts to close the book and her shirt starts to close. He gets a mischievous grin and starts to open the book again, then she smiles at him...
I had a room kate at the time and he saw that commercial. He had trouble with the ladies and it seemed like he thought that was for real. He was determined to go find that new scent... I did not think he was serious until he reminded me of the commercial and told me he has looked at several stores and could not find it anywhere. He was going to open shirts for sure. I expected to hear about him finding it and him ranting and complaining it does not work like the commercial said
Lmfao
^true story
Usually if i wear anything it is Diesel
Soap and water work well also
-->"Apollo if i use it Recent time ive droppped it and been using curve cologne"
Welcome to the world of middle school and high school colognes, juice! :) I'm messing with you, but these scents, like Fierce, etc., tend to be all over middle school. Although strippers do sometimes love these colognes I think of as starter colognes. When my daughter was in 8th grade, she told me something along the lines of "Axe is how you tell who the douchebags are" lol
Juice I thought you used febreeze
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Febreeze is my gym fragrance
I use their body wash.
When I clubbed in my younger days, I always thought it was my smell that allowed me to have sex with the dancers but TUSCL taught me I was in an extras club. My favorite shower gel has been discontinued: amazon.com
I was very disappointed in junior high when i bought a bottle and women did not flock to me like in the commercials
If they are out of the cheap stuff at the Dollar Tree, I go with the Axe mane
“I always have women ask what I'm wearing when I wear it and they're surprised thats what it is.”
Yeah occasionally I hear nice things about my scent, but I go with the basic Victoria Secret/Bath and Body Works sprays.
@macktruck Irish Spring? XD


Not into body sprays - if I use cologne it's just a little behind the ears and on my wrists to where you only smell it up close vs 5ft away