We are gathered here today to morn the loss of a very dear members of the tuscl church. Pistola/txtittyfag has passed away. This is such a senseless tragedy that was completely unnecessary.
Pistola/txtittyfag passed away while eating Rocky Mountain Oysters. That bull drug this poor soul to death! What a way to go. Gawdd rest his his soul.
I told him that he needed to stop all this faggotry because it would lead them down the path of death. I told him to grab life by the horns, not bite it by the balls. Let this be a lesson for all of us for GAWD HATES FAGS.
I weep for you Pistola/txtittyfag and our prayers are with you
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