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Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the best blowjobs?

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.

Q. Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the best blowjobs?

A. You know she's going to swallow.

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4got2wipe

No disrespect jackslash, but isn’t the Ethiopian famine a bit too far in the past for this joke to work? I mean, it would be equally non-brilliant to make the same joke about Irish strippers because of the potato famine.

And the Irish strippers joke would also be historically incorrect. After all, everybody knows the 19th centura Irish strippers swallowed because that is how the priests taught them to do it...wait, that was “altar boys”, not strippers. My bad!

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jackslash

You're right. Ethiopian famine is far in the past. Would it be funnier if I referenced the famine in Yemen instead?

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-me

Really don't think it's TOO far in the past. Plenty of us grew up in the 1980's... pretty sure no one here remembers the 1840's. Not that Irish potato jokes aren't funny either

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BrotherFogHorn

That etheopian stripper needs to cum in for confessions

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Subraman

I thought the snowflakes were advised to retreat to a safe space? Sheesh.

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