The Parking Lot Whores Of Dallas

someyoungguysomeyoungguy
Minnesota
I will be going to Dallas soon. Baby Dolls specifically, although I might try Chicas Locas if the heat from LE subsides.

I have been to Dallas and Baby Dolls twice in my life. The first time I came away with an experience that has sort of haunted me, even though it didn't happen inside the club. It happened just outside, as I was walking to my car after a triumphant night at BDs. A car stopped right in front of me and a cute girl leaned over to the open passenger's-side window and asked, "Hey, do you wanna have some fun?"

Hey, I was naive then, barely into my twenties. I hopped in. I was trying to gauge the situation and see what I could get away with (I was just beginning my stripclubbin' days) for the amount of money I had in my wallet. I agreed to get my dick sucked, and she started the car so we could proceed to "have some fun" at a remote end of the parking lot.

Just then, a guy, presumably security, banged on the door, ordering me to get out or else he'll call the police. "Do you want to get shot or stabbed?" he asked, as I beat a hasty retreat to my car. It was there that the angels of my better nature, or my guilt, took ahold of me. Her car and my car were about to cross each other. She looked at me. I just shook my head. And she went away, and I went away.

I have to be honest. A part of me understands what could have happened. And yet another part of me regrets not going to that dark part of the BDs parking lot with her.

The other time I got accosted by not one but two girls, who whistled me down as I was driving out. I roll down my window to see the driver ask, "Hey, do you wanna have some fun?" while her passenger started jiggling her boobs. It was easier to say no that time, but that may have been because I was already in my own car and driving away.

I cannot believe such a thing could happen twice in the same parking lot several years apart and not be some bizarre Dallas practice. So TUSCLers, do *any* of you know what I'm talking about? And can *any* of you give any insight into, well, what happens if you say yes? Because, deep down, I want to say yes.

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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
When did these two instances happen (what years)?
I want to say 2000 and 2007.
doctorevil
6 years ago
Upoi
Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
I lived in Dallas from 2000 - ~2010 - in the early to mid 2000s and it was very common for girls to cruise the streets in their cars looking for johns (particularly infamous Harry Hines Blvd), but also cruise strip club parking lots - this kinda went away for the most-part in the late 2000s in part b/c of a lady mayor in office which seems put a clamp on things - also the advent/popularity of websites such as Backpage seems moved the action from the streets to online.

I was approached several times at strip club parking lots but never took an offer - but did hook-up (P4P) with one girl that was cruising Harry Hines - we went to a nearby fleabag motel and did our thing w/ no issues - for the most part the girls were down - I assume it was girls needing/wanting some quick $$$ or wanting quick $$$ to party/drugs, but it was pretty-common.

That scene pretty-much disappeared in the late-2000s although there might be some of that still left.

Baby Dolls changed locations circa 2006 - the new location has more security in the parking lot and my few visits to BDs post 2010 after leaving Dallas I did not come across such girls.
IfIGottaBeDamned
6 years ago
Dr. E: Upoi???

“You piece of ___” ?

“Uniformed Police Officer Investigation” ?

(Sorry SYGSYG, I don’t have insights for you.)
Huh. OK. Thanks for the information.
Actually, that was for Papi_Chulo. IfIGottaBeDamned, I appreciate you clarifying that you don't have anything for me.
doctorevil
6 years ago
Sorry. My phone managed to type out “Upoi” on its own while in pocket.
Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
LOL
OK. I thought it was some 4chan code word or something.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Get them lot lizzard
captainfun
6 years ago
I had this happen to me one time as I left a club in Houston ten or so years ago. Two girls in a car. One yelled out the window - you want a Texas twister? She seemed trashy and the offer was so opaque that I was not intrigued enough to engage. Chances are that I was already properly entertained inside the club so I passed without hesitation.
reverendhornibastard
6 years ago
I never had any face-to-face propositions in the parking lot of a strip club. On the other hand, for many years it was commonplace to find highly suggestive business cards tucked under my car’s windshield wipers.
georgmicrodong
6 years ago
On the other hand, UPOI could easily stand for Undercover Police Officer/Organization Investigation. :)
RockAllNight
7 months ago
If this practice could be re-implemented, we could have “drive-through” clubs with no need to pay cover or go inside.
funonthaside
7 months ago
In the first story, was the security guard's question said in the manner of (a) "do you realize you may be shot or stabbed dealing her?.....let me help get you out of the situation"., or (b) "ok, dumbass...you pissed me off by trying to pull pussy from my parking lot....should I kill you via (a) knife or (b) firearm?"
Studme53
7 months ago
Wow - you shouldn’t have been dressed so sexy if you didn’t want to get propositioned. JK.😁
funonthaside, recalling the body language of the security guard, I'm pretty sure it was "a."
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