After 6 years on this site, I was shocked to see a TUSCL newsletter in my e-mail inbox for the first time. I think it is a brilliant idea to have regularly contributing members pen the various columns. What was your favorite column?
I also liked “IMPLO” featuring Papi_Chulo’s exhaustive treatise on writing a concise review. I really liked how he broke it down into four sections. Not sure it needed to be 6 pages long though.
Yeah Dear SJG is good, but my favorite was “PROFOUND PROMCLAMATIONS”? SJG’s advice column on how to make your semen taste better. I never realized how inconsiderate I was being not only to the dancers gargling my splooge, but also to the guys that do a Front Room Make-out session immediately afterwards. It certainly seems as if he has done a lot of research on the subject. Props for him finding a way to include Satanism, classic rock bands, medieval illuminated manuscripts, and the history of capitalism in a column about eating pineapple.
Flagooner’s “TALES FROM HOME” (Oh, wait, that’s “TALES FROM A HOME”) comparing and contrasting LDK vs SBK. I didn’t even know Sponge Bath King was a thing. Oh well, whatever floats the grapes in your fruit cup.
I like the one about the FBI looking for Crazyjoe. I had to fix all those airplane shitters. They got a corner of the shit truck on the tarmac in one of the pics
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Especially, the comics page:
The best joke was the stripper offering free FS on April's Fools Day.