So glad I signed up for the TUSCL newsletter.

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• datinman

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  5 years ago

  My personal favorite was “SHADOWCAT’S CORNER”. Who knew that novelty T-shirts were such a chick magnet.
• datinman

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  5 years ago

  I also liked “IMPLO” featuring Papi_Chulo’s exhaustive treatise on writing a concise review. I really liked how he broke it down into four sections. Not sure it needed to be 6 pages long though.
• jackslash

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  5 years ago

  My favorite is the "Dear SJG" column in which TUSCLers can write to SJG to receive advice on strip clubbing.
• datinman

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  5 years ago

  Yeah Dear SJG is good, but my favorite was “PROFOUND PROMCLAMATIONS”? SJG’s advice column on how to make your semen taste better. I never realized how inconsiderate I was being not only to the dancers gargling my splooge, but also to the guys that do a Front Room Make-out session immediately afterwards. It certainly seems as if he has done a lot of research on the subject. Props for him finding a way to include Satanism, classic rock bands, medieval illuminated manuscripts, and the history of capitalism in a column about eating pineapple.
• datinman

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  5 years ago

  Flagooner’s “TALES FROM HOME” (Oh, wait, that’s “TALES FROM A HOME”) comparing and contrasting LDK vs SBK. I didn’t even know Sponge Bath King was a thing. Oh well, whatever floats the grapes in your fruit cup.
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  RickiBoi’s column on how to win friends and influence people was sure a crowd pleaser.
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  I am really slow this morning. WTF are you talking about. I have never received or sent an email on TUSCL.
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  I mean email news letters. I have received emails from Founder when my reviews have been approved.
• founder

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  5 years ago

  Glad you all enjoyed it.
• Dolfan

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  5 years ago

  sc, what day is today?
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  OK. I was expecting that today but it still went over my head. I think I'll go take a nap. :)
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  I enjoyed the newsletter too. Especially, the comics page: The best joke was the stripper offering free FS on April's Fools Day.
• ime

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  5 years ago

  Monger Mugshots is the best. The SJG mugshot for Violation of Farm Yard animals cracked me up.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Ahahaha these are great xD
• Bavarian

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  5 years ago

  I loved Lolita’s pictures in the newsletter.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  I like the one about the FBI looking for Crazyjoe. I had to fix all those airplane shitters. They got a corner of the shit truck on the tarmac in one of the pics