So glad I signed up for the TUSCL newsletter.

My personal favorite was “SHADOWCAT’S CORNER”. Who knew that novelty T-shirts were such a chick magnet.

I also liked “IMPLO” featuring Papi_Chulo’s exhaustive treatise on writing a concise review. I really liked how he broke it down into four sections. Not sure it needed to be 6 pages long though.

My favorite is the "Dear SJG" column in which TUSCLers can write to SJG to receive advice on strip clubbing.

Yeah Dear SJG is good, but my favorite was “PROFOUND PROMCLAMATIONS”? SJG’s advice column on how to make your semen taste better. I never realized how inconsiderate I was being not only to the dancers gargling my splooge, but also to the guys that do a Front Room Make-out session immediately afterwards. It certainly seems as if he has done a lot of research on the subject. Props for him finding a way to include Satanism, classic rock bands, medieval illuminated manuscripts, and the history of capitalism in a column about eating pineapple.

Flagooner’s “TALES FROM HOME” (Oh, wait, that’s “TALES FROM A HOME”) comparing and contrasting LDK vs SBK. I didn’t even know Sponge Bath King was a thing. Oh well, whatever floats the grapes in your fruit cup.

RickiBoi’s column on how to win friends and influence people was sure a crowd pleaser.

I am really slow this morning. WTF are you talking about. I have never received or sent an email on TUSCL.

I mean email news letters. I have received emails from Founder when my reviews have been approved.

Glad you all enjoyed it.

sc, what day is today?

OK. I was expecting that today but it still went over my head. I think I'll go take a nap. :)

I enjoyed the newsletter too.

Especially, the comics page:

The best joke was the stripper offering free FS on April's Fools Day.

Monger Mugshots is the best. The SJG mugshot for Violation of Farm Yard animals cracked me up.

Ahahaha these are great xD

I loved Lolita’s pictures in the newsletter.

I like the one about the FBI looking for Crazyjoe. I had to fix all those airplane shitters. They got a corner of the shit truck on the tarmac in one of the pics