senoritas calienta-cerveza fria
This is one of the last places in the US to get a $10 full song length decent grind on you lapper. Other reviews have mentioned the large size of the dancers, but on a Monday night there were plenty to choose from and only a few that stretched the elastic in their panties almost to the breaking point. As soon as I arrived I was approached, rather attacked by a little hottie. Hadn't even ordered a beer yet and figured why not break the seal and start some dances. For $10 a full on grind and a little stick shifting for a full song...well to be honest, the music like all of the women were of hispanic/cuban heritage. Each one offered up a VIP for $25 but following the advice of fellow TUSCLer's I stuck to the $10 features.
That was until lil' jimmyb grabbed hold of my wallet and lead me back to the land of $25 VIP. A big room with a bunch of sofas. We were the only ones there so it was kind of private. The dances didn't get much better, ( a little stevie wonder and LFK) however the sofa was more comfie than the bench seats or chairs on the floor. This place is a dive bar and full of fun debauchery but without the FS that I've found in other TX clubs.
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