Would you welcome the Cuban invasion to your city?
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Cuban dancers an interesting bunch. To preface a few years ago many Cuban dancers hit a lot of the east Texas clubs a few years back, I think some have mixed feelings on it. I recently had a favorite stripper of mine whisper in my ear “Whatever you do, don’t trust the 🇨🇺 Cubans” But man are some of them of them smoking hot. At one of my local clubs, Red Parrot El Paso, TX there are now two that started working here this year after there were none a year ago. Now I’m not saying the Cuban invasion has struck here yet, but this could be their advance scouts.
The two of them are sexy as hell and they seem nice enough, really and I don’t want to generalize a whole group (but will anyway) but I do worry if more get here and they start to group think.
My question to TUSCL is would you welcome what are pretty much a group of super hot ROBs to your town? I mean how many of us complain about talent in our local scene? I would say the majority. For example Ohio, and some of those Midwest states where fat dancers seem to be an issue, I’m sure would welcome it. What say you?
The two of them are sexy as hell and they seem nice enough, really and I don’t want to generalize a whole group (but will anyway) but I do worry if more get here and they start to group think.
My question to TUSCL is would you welcome what are pretty much a group of super hot ROBs to your town? I mean how many of us complain about talent in our local scene? I would say the majority. For example Ohio, and some of those Midwest states where fat dancers seem to be an issue, I’m sure would welcome it. What say you?
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Are they still there or did they move on?
+ the Cubanas are often more attractive than existing dancers but that is PL-dependent
+ they may be more aggressive than the homeclub girls and they have trouble competing
+ they may undercut the homeclub girls
My personal view on it is bring it on. And I’m coming from a area where the talent IMO is relatively solid. In part because many dancers commute from Juarez (Pop. 2.7 mil) to make the big American bucks.
But it can always get better. And from I’ve seen I’m loving it. I say a fill a strip club with hotties and I’ll worry about how they act later. The inverse however would be a shit show.
if all 7 of them suck well then they all can fuck off.
I have not taken any of them to VIP but have discussed it with two. The one I really wanted said she didn't do VIP. Imagine that? The other wanted $200 all in but I didn't get a good vibe. I want GFEs. The Cubans do well however because the club has a lot of Hispanic customers and a lot of others that just want a quickie and could care less about talking. Most of them don't drink, smoke or do drugs but the gum chewing is adolescent and a turn off for me.
I do know of 4 dancers that were born here but are of Puerto Rican ancestry. They speak English fluently and provide much more fun than the Cubans. I have taken 2 of them to VIP for the standard $150 all in.
As they say "to each his own".
Ended up costing me my admittance to Yale and my future!
But I think San Antonio was always higher mileage, so their presence didn’t matter? Tho there has been more than one instance where, after we are sitting on the lapdance couch that I will take the initiative to say “we will wait for the next song”...and I also remind customers of total song counts for every song. And a lot of customers have thanked me for doing all that.
Supposedly they ruined a lot a Baby Dolls, or so I hear. But IMO there is enough customer foot traffic that I don’t think it matters.
By the way, has anyone traveled to Cuba, possibly before the more restrictive travel guidelines are enacted in 2019? What is the adult entertainment scene like?
I have no prejudice or discrimnations: whatever color, race, religion, back ground, socioeconomic group, special needs, handicaps.
I am an equal opportunity Monger.
First for every hot one there were three chunky ones. It would seem that coming to the land of milk and honey led a lot of these girls, who are not used to such abundant or cheap food, to overeat and bulk up.
Second, most of them couldn't speak much English beyond asking for a dance, which doesn't play well around here as guys are used to a little flirting before pulling the trigger. And when they weren't doing the "wanna dance" rounds they just sat on their chunky asses jabbering away in groups.
Third, though not as big an issue for everyone, was them dousing themselves in perfume. Many of the guys who club around here have people to go home to. I told a couple of these girls in Spanish that they were wearing too much perfume, but I don't know how much it sank in.
So now only a handful remain, mostly hotties who were able to adapt by learning English and developing some social skills.The rest of them are blessedly gone, no doubt washing up on more far flung shores like the non-FL clubs that some of you frequent.
I don’t mind them too much but most of them are of minimal interest to me.
Rick I thought that’s what those heifers in J-ville all looked like, how did you know they were Cubans
But I'm not surprised that you feel about J'ville given your propensity to club during dayshift, preferably before the senior discounts and early bird dinner specials kick in. If you came to J'ville to visit the hotter and younger night shift crews instead of chasing after those dayshift GILFs, I suspect you'd be surprised by what you see, This area is booming right now in terms of population growth and economic activity, which has translated into hotter and younger girls in the clubs.
Speaking solely for Tampa area, I've encountered ~ 8 or so "new Cubans" in the last 2 years. They've ranged in height from 5'2" to 5'10", builds from "Quad B" (big boobs, big booty) to tall athletic. Skin tone from could pass for average American, to almost could pass as AfAm. Most speak some rudimentary English. One showed me pictures of her family in Cuba speaking in English, though I got the feeling that I wouldn't press for an in depth discussion about how accurate the inverted yield curve can be about forecasting a recession. She occasionally breaks into Spanish, calling me "Papi" (don't worry P_C, I'm not muscling in on your nickname rights), and occasionally saying "malo" during our dances.
Invasion ? Gee whiz, Mons Venus gets 2 new Cuban dancers on early evening shift of 12 to 15 dancers, and weekend night at 2001 might have 5 - 6 Cuban dancers out of 30 plus dancers on shift ? I divide dancers into 2 categories- those who I find attractive/compatible, and those who I don't.
Cuban invasion?? What a bunch of xenophobes !
My propensity to club during the day generally leads to success with many very pretty ladies, whom I enjoy often in the evening and the days I go clubbing I usually miss the early bird unfortunately lol
I like to say, I know my Asians (with about 75% accuracy too).
Though I am Latín, I have difficulty telling the differences by looks only, I can usually tell by their accent, cadence, and verbage (not all Spanish is the same).
The only time her place of origin becomes a factor is if we don't speak the same language because if I plan to get more than a couple of dances I want to also carry on a conversation. I have run into this with a few Hispanic dancers, some recent Russian immigrants and one drop dead gorgeous Polynesian girl that could have bankrupted me if she could carry a conversation in English or if I had learned French.
*are ROBs
*are incapable of having conversations (it literally is 'bailar?' and zero conversation if you are also of latin descent, or even worse an outlandish screech of 'PAAAAAPPPPIIIIIIIII')
*travel in groups and try to push their friends on you the second you are done with one of them
This has been my personal experience in Austin and Dallas TX.
This sounds racist and it isn't meant to be - there have been some cool girls I've met but by and large the ones in ATX/Dallas are total wastes of time. I don't think I've given a dollar to a Cuban girl in the past ~2 years unless it was by accident and she hadn't brought out the accent yet.
But hey if you are a white dude with a thing for latin women - please go for it. You are freeing up time with the girls I'm after!
How can you tell just by looking? I remember one time, a table of Hispanic guys asked me what my race was...and told me that when I was on stage they were watching me and said they thought I looked Cuban. I do like the sandwiches but otherwise I was confused lol.
I may have my mancard revoked for revealing this, but that line is a joke...
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If you have to ask you dont know, the Cubans are easy to spot. Like in Vegas with spotting hookers, you either have a penchant for it or dont. They're (mostly) overweight Hispanic gals that travel in herds and hate small talk with customers. Havent met one that hasn't been cold and mechanical. Not surprised fishdick cant recognize them.... that's why he needs people to write 10k word reviews
I like variety; looking forward to such. Cuban, Chilean, Mexican, whatever, if warm, friendly, and fun, I'm willing.
Def not foolproof - but often:
+ their mannerisms (how they walk about the club, etc)
+ their build and even their facial appearance
+ they often cluster together in clubs where there are a # of them
Not foolproof from looking by any means but I can often spot them - and again once I hear them speak I can pick up the Cuban accent almost 100% of the time; especially if they are from Havana which happens to be where most of the population lives - sometimes on their way to the US they lived in another country for a period of time and it's a bit harder to tell as their accent may have changed some but usually I can still pick up their Cubanness fairly quickly.
Ask them where they are from.
Operative words, "...if you are fluent in Spanish...". I am not even within 1,000 miles of the ballpark! :)
OK by me.
But they sound really interesting to me. So Yes.
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Don't these two songs sound similar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxEJ74n9…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rFYbMh…
Texas is the obvious example for me, as it’s the state I know the most on. The customers themselves are demanding and aggressive but in high volume...and dancers have to behave a certain way to do well in that environment. Girls who have worked elsewhere before coming to Texas often find customer behavior very off putting. Cubanas, and their ways of being, are well matched to succeed in that kind of environment.
From what I’ve heard secondhand, Florida customers are similar in that regard. Ditto with Vegas. I don’t think I have any sympathy for a random local area customer who complains about them, since the probability is high that he is a handsy aggressive guy himself. Law of attraction dude 😝
So...erm...I hate the be the bearer of buzzkill news, but not charging past $20/song for all sorts of naughty activities is not only common at the Yellow Rose during daytime, but also expected.
Most of my good money making shifts were from out of towners, not the club regs. Many of them believed I was a ROB for keeping my dance mileage consistent during the second or third meetup encounter, and wanted nothing to do with me.
Heck I did a double dance with a girl once who pulled a customer’s dick out and played with it for a couple of songs. I “had to use the restroom” and walked off and returned when it was back in the pants. And this girl was pretty so it was kinda surprising to me at the time. And after that, that particular customer (my regular at the time) didn’t bother with me ever again lmao.
So I would not consider it “more business oriented” at all. But on the other hand, that kind of environment is probably good for customers and that’s why I recommended you that club and particular time slot at one point.
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I still had the bigger tiddies tho. 😁
I was being facetious
1) It’s been 1.5 years since I worked there
2) I’m talking about dayshift. Nightshift is a different animal. And from what I’ve gathered not only is $500/hr not considered overcharging a customer, it would be considered not good enough from what I’ve gathered.
@papi lol yes I figured that out after I sent the “post your comment” button. Oops lol
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