Overseas - Clubs and Dancers

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Nixur68
Texas
Hey all,

I'm going to Europe in September and planning for some fun actives. Specifically, I want to see the best. I'm into the hottest girls or those model NYC/LA types that literally break your brain the moment you see them because it's impossible someone could be that attractive.To be absolutely clear, I don't care how much it costs. I want the eleven. And in the fanciest club and I don't care if I have to buy overpriced drinks.

Don't take this the wrong way I'm with the YOLO Crowd but it's true we only live once and I saved up. It's time to spend now it's just finding the best option.


I've done a bit of research on tuscl, ISG, ladies.de and I'm kind of surprised there really isn't much out there at all. The majority is all scams but the best cities appear to be London, Barcelona, Madrid, Frankfurt, Vienna and Zurich. I'm leaning towards Frankfurt or Frankfurt with a side trip to Vienna or Zurich. My main concern is that my trip might wasted if the only club that suites my tastes is Sharks FKK as the other seem a little like dive bars, empty or no one that's my type.

Any advice is appreciated.

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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
It's my understanding that strip clubs per se are not that popular or great in Europe since in many countries escorting is legal thus strip clubs can't really compete
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
Look at the "International Sex Guide" website and see if that is of help.
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Neobwh
5 years ago
I’d stick to the German FKK - worth the money. Sharks and World good on Frankfurt - Artemis in Berlin supposed to be good but never been there
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herbtcat
5 years ago
Agree with the FKK trend. It's a guaranteed target-rich environment, and there will be at least one 11 at the bigger clubs. Vienna used to have a top-shelf brothel called Babylon, but I believe it is now closed. My experiences there in 2007 were amazing; Took two 11's back for a three-way in a 2-hour session. Total for the visit, including drinks and tip was 1,100 Euro. Worth it.

FKK's will be much less expensive. perhaps 100 EU per session (plus 50 EU of you want BBBJ). Once you pay the entrance fee, you can stay all day. Just fuck, get a drink and relax, then wash, rinse, repeat.
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Nixur68
5 years ago
When you say I can stay all day they don't actually expect me to spend all that time having sex?

Looking at these places, I'd probably lie by the the pool, read a book, browse the internet, etc. for a few hours or talk to whomever assuming people socialize at a FKK.
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rogertex
5 years ago
Would you consider going to Brazil?
Beautiful women "train" in the art of satisfying a man.
I had exceptional experiences in Brazil 10-15 years ago - unmatched in Europe, Mid East, Asia, Australia or good ol USA.
Even wrote an article with details a while back.
Some commented - colombia, medlin are just as good, if not better - but I have not been to central america.
Brazil is a YOLO experience IMO.
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Jascoi
5 years ago
Frankfurt is still on my bucket list. and now I’m starting to really really regret my stupidity in Las Vegas when I first separated. I had fun but it was so damn expensive.( it was a nice drug that lasted way too long.)
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jackslash
5 years ago
If you want brothels as opposed to regular strip clubs, the FKKs can't be beaten. Frankfurt is the best city. FKK Sharks and Oase have hundreds of beautiful girls walking around naked. I have not been to FKK World, which I believe is about an hour's drive from Frankfurt. I visited Vienna's FKK Goldentime and Berlin's FKK Artemis this year. I enjoyed Goldentime but I was disappointed with Artemis, where the women were too cold and professional.
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jackslash
5 years ago
When you want to take a rest break from banging, Vienna is the city with the best cultural activities, followed by Berlin and Frankfurt (which is a distant third in this respect).
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
When asking for advice, IMO it's better to post on the regular board (Front Room) vs the VIP board that way everyone can give you input - many good contributors don't have TUSCL VIP all the time and thus can't see nor contribute to your thread.

But if you have specific reasons for posting in the VIP section then ...
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PutaTester
5 years ago
Been to the FKKs in Frankfurt. Great fun. Most of them have places where you can relax and recover in an area where the girls are not allowed. Also, most of the clients are friendly and interesting to talk to. Met a professional boxer, high tech worker from Atlanta who had been working in Germany for about two years, and a retired local who gave me tips on what to see in Frankfurt.

And don't confuse price with quality. There are 11s in these clubs, but most are willing to provide services for the going rates. Those who are not are probably sharks that you do not want to deal with anyway.

For me, Frankfurt was supposed to be YOLO, but I have been there three times so far and hope to visit once, twice, or three times more before I am done.
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Cristobal
5 years ago
@tahoecruz

You are my type of Monger.

When I grow up, I want to Monger just like you (and @mrwonderful).
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