Maybe not the right club for me?

Rather than reviewing a specific visit, thought I would write my general impressions of this club and a couple of other clubs nearby. Club Desire, Foxy Lady and Cadillac Lounge are what I would consider the BIG 3 clubs of Providence. They each have their own strengths and weaknesses. Now onto Desire:

::: Layout :::

There is a big parking lot in front of the club. VIP rooms are right near the entrance and the lap dance areas are at the back. The lap dance areas have semi-closed doors and the VIP rooms have fully closed doors. This club probably offers the best privacy among all the clubs in the country. There are two bars on the right side and there is a huge TV which comes in handy during big game days. There is a tiny restroom on the left side - a busy club like this needs a bigger restroom. On the second floor there is a membership only Club Lust with slightly better and quieter VIP rooms.