Who'd You Rather: Lisa Guerrero vs. Kate Upton
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Pornstar Bracket: Lisa GUERRERO vs. Kate UPTON
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Lisa GUERRERO
36D-30-35
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1931
CLIP: (cheerleader outfit) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byu_Pjmz…
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Guerrero has had a bit of a snakebitten career as a national reporter, which is unfortunate because she's gorgeous. After bouncing around the NFL as a cheerleader and cheer coach, she showed her potential in a four-year run with Fox Sports Net, as at home in a sporty outfit as the Vanna White of the sports game show "Sports Geniuses" as she was talking sports on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period." She was able to parlay her work into a spot as the sideline reporter for Monday Night Football in 2003, but confusion over her role resulted in lackluster results and she was turned away after one year. She's primarily been on Inside Edition ever since, though her Playboy spread at age 41 in 2005 was one to remember. Now 55, Guerrero can still sell herself as either a serious journalist or on her looks. Either's fine with us.
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Kate UPTON
34DD-28-36
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1955
CLIP: (bikini & wet T-shirt) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOrjV7vJ…
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Upton is the perfect model for our age in that her body doesn't seem unattainable. Granted, that doesn't mean she doesn't have curves for days. But in a fashion world that still values skinny coat-hangers for models, but has also acknowledged a plus-sized category, Upton falls decidedly in-between, which means she's making it as much because of her relatable appeal as her body. Upton is also a star for the viral age. She can dance, and videos of her doing the Dougie helped her burst on the scene. A three-time Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model who was also the first model to shoot in zero-G, the wife of future Hall of Fame pitcher Justin Verlander and an occasional actress, Upton would make any top 10 list of hottest women of this decade.
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Upton is the bigger star, but if you remember Guerrero from Sports Geniuses, seeing her in a sports bra and yoga pants on the regular was drop-the-remote worthy. Your call, kids.
GUERRERO
UPTON
or NEITHER
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But I definitely had a thing for Guerrero so I'm going with her. A woman that hot who can talk sports cogently is a winner in my book. But Damn you AJ. Both of them would have probably won against a lot of the other competition so far for me.
I'm realizing as I go that some of these are way more challenging than others.
Like I said above, Upton has the name recognition, but if you know Guerrero's work, she's tough to pick against.
This is as compared to another matchup we have coming, Pamela Anderson vs. Denise Richards, where, given how things have gone, I'm predicting the 'Neither' choice has a good chance of winning.
This is the active one for the time being, kids.
Kate Upton.
I watch Guerrero on Inside Edition all the time and always thought she was hot and I was shocked to learn via this thread she's 55 ys/o - I also had no idea she was that busty, and natural, according to Boobpedia:
http://boobpedia.com/boobs/Lisa_Guerrero
Some pics of Guerrero:
https://celeb.gate.cc/lisa-guerrero/gall…
I'll add a Guerrero vote, but it won't be enough.
UPTON: 14
GUERRERO: 7
NEITHER: 2
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Kate Upton moves on pretty easily, though we found a few loyal Guerrero fans.
There's a good chance we'll have a SI cover model showdown in the second round, as Upton might be staring down a matchup against Rebecca Romijn. However, Romijn first has to get through her matchup against GoDaddy girl and former WWE Diva Candice Michelle.
She tweeted a YouTube video about an hour ago of her making a country song.
YT Video Link: https://t.co/ozFn3KU8dN
https://youtu.be/MCUnWIs88CQ
How the fuck can anyone vote neither? Dudes, seriously? You must be gay or impotent to not want to get with either of those babes.