For those of you who have wanted more-natural, but still busty, this one may be for you. This could spawn some discussion about body types, too. Should be interesting
Pornstar Bracket: Lisa GUERRERO vs. Kate UPTON
Lisa GUERRERO
36D-30-35
PIC: tuscl.net
CLIP: (cheerleader outfit) youtube.com
Guerrero has had a bit of a snakebitten career as a national reporter, which is unfortunate because she's gorgeous. After bouncing around the NFL as a cheerleader and cheer coach, she showed her potential in a four-year run with Fox Sports Net, as at home in a sporty outfit as the Vanna White of the sports game show "Sports Geniuses" as she was talking sports on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period." She was able to parlay her work into a spot as the sideline reporter for Monday Night Football in 2003, but confusion over her role resulted in lackluster results and she was turned away after one year. She's primarily been on Inside Edition ever since, though her Playboy spread at age 41 in 2005 was one to remember. Now 55, Guerrero can still sell herself as either a serious journalist or on her looks. Either's fine with us.
Kate UPTON
34DD-28-36
PIC: tuscl.net
CLIP: (bikini & wet T-shirt) youtube.com
Upton is the perfect model for our age in that her body doesn't seem unattainable. Granted, that doesn't mean she doesn't have curves for days. But in a fashion world that still values skinny coat-hangers for models, but has also acknowledged a plus-sized category, Upton falls decidedly in-between, which means she's making it as much because of her relatable appeal as her body. Upton is also a star for the viral age. She can dance, and videos of her doing the Dougie helped her burst on the scene. A three-time Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model who was also the first model to shoot in zero-G, the wife of future Hall of Fame pitcher Justin Verlander and an occasional actress, Upton would make any top 10 list of hottest women of this decade.
Upton is the bigger star, but if you remember Guerrero from Sports Geniuses, seeing her in a sports bra and yoga pants on the regular was drop-the-remote worthy. Your call, kids.
GUERRERO
UPTON
or NEITHER
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last commentCorrection from above: This is the Celebrity Bracket, not the Pornstar Bracket. My bad, y'all.
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Damn you AJ - I don't know who to pick. They are both smoking hot.
But I definitely had a thing for Guerrero so I'm going with her. A woman that hot who can talk sports cogently is a winner in my book. But Damn you AJ. Both of them would have probably won against a lot of the other competition so far for me.
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LOLOL.
I'm realizing as I go that some of these are way more challenging than others.
Like I said above, Upton has the name recognition, but if you know Guerrero's work, she's tough to pick against.
This is as compared to another matchup we have coming, Pamela Anderson vs. Denise Richards, where, given how things have gone, I'm predicting the 'Neither' choice has a good chance of winning.
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Kate
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^Kate
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Kate Upton 100 percent
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I'm bumping this one because, somehow, folks keep going back to the Electra/Witt thread. I get it, they're hot, but still.
This is the active one for the time being, kids.
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NEITHER
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Upton.
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Both
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I'm gonna go with Neither. Sorry Jim. I understand the appeal of Mrs. Justin Verlander, but I'm just not a fan.
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Upton
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Both hot, but there were some candid shots of Kate that were circulating on the internet a couple of years ago that probably tip the scales for me.
Kate Upton.
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I'm partial to brunettes so I'd pick Guerrero - Guerrero is mixed white/Latina with her father being white of British descent and her mother being Chilean.
I watch Guerrero on Inside Edition all the time and always thought she was hot and I was shocked to learn via this thread she's 55 ys/o - I also had no idea she was that busty, and natural, according to Boobpedia:
boobpedia.com
Some pics of Guerrero:
celeb.gate.cc
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Upton and it isn't even close.
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my knee jerk reaction was both....after a second thought, my unwavering vote goes to Guerrero. She's damn near perfect.
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Tough call, but I vote Upton.
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No contest. Upton.
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Guerrero
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Ah, one I can choose, Lisa.
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Kate Upton
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I'll go with Guerrero.
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Going with Kate Upton this time around...
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Gotta be Kate
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Kate all day. For that matter, Kate all night, siiiigggghh!
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Upton
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I'm not familiar with Lisa but I've always thought Upton was over rated. Nice face and rack but that's it. It looks like Lisa has worked her legs hard and I love some good thighs to play between.
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Closing time, not to mention that this one seemed to die on the vine for some reason. You guys must have decided to hop in all those other threads to ease your anxiety about the market today.
I'll add a Guerrero vote, but it won't be enough.
UPTON: 14
GUERRERO: 7
NEITHER: 2
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Kate Upton moves on pretty easily, though we found a few loyal Guerrero fans.
There's a good chance we'll have a SI cover model showdown in the second round, as Upton might be staring down a matchup against Rebecca Romijn. However, Romijn first has to get through her matchup against GoDaddy girl and former WWE Diva Candice Michelle.
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Bring them both to the donkey show in TJ
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For Guerrero fans...
She tweeted a YouTube video about an hour ago of her making a country song.
YT Video Link: t.co
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Guerrero
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Anybody remember Kate’s Cat Daddy dance?
youtu.be
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Kate Upton.
How the fuck can anyone vote neither? Dudes, seriously? You must be gay or impotent to not want to get with either of those babes.
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I watched that video of Lisa Guerrero talking with the Rams Cheerleaders and could feel my brain cells dying. She's got some hotness, but Kate Upton's upper half is undefeated. Her lower half on bad days can drag her down, but when she's in swimsuit covermodel shape that's not a contest.
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Upton without a doubt
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