Spiked Seltzer

sinclair
Strip Club Nation
This seems to be the new chick drink. It is basically alcoholic seltzer water in a can with various flavors. Some of the brand names are White Claw, Truly, Bon & Viv, Sauza Agua Fuerte, and Smirnoff. My 24 year old Instagram thot drinks these religously. Most bars seem to be carrying at least one brand of them now. We hit a hotel bar that did not carry and spiked sparkling waters, and she threw a fit. I now make sure to keep some stocked in my fridge for when the women come over. I tried a can today and got a bad stomach ache after just one 12 ounce can! Fuck! I am sitting here typing this in pain. There is something about alcohol from cane sugar and carbonated water that just doesn't go well with me. Have any of you guys tried these?

A few years ago, the Bud Light Lime-A-Rita and Raz-Ber-Rita drinks were the go-to for most ladies in my circle. About a decade or fifteen years before that the chick drinks of choice were Mike's Hard Lemonade, Twisted Tea, and Smirnoff Ice. And before that it seemed wine coolers were all the rage.

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pistola
5 years ago
I miss the days when brown baggin an Olde E in the parking lot was in style.
sinclair
5 years ago
^I still enjoy a slamming a 40 ounce of malt every now and again.
Muddy
5 years ago
Wonderful to know the $16 drink they are ordering on my dime is fucking seltzer water bullshit
FishHawk
5 years ago
Muddy, $16 is a steal. Stripper drinks in my town run $20.
Nidan111
5 years ago
Vodka Infused Wine. Never goes out of style. My style, that is.
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