So I guess Saturday is not...
So I guess Saturday is not "hot girl" night at Body Shop. I was in the area and stopped by, first time in a few years. There were a good number of girls working but they were not very energetic, or active. I don't expect playboy models in strip clubs, my experience is that many of the more average girls are both nicer and more fun, but the average quality was pretty low Saturday when I was there. Not ugly, but a bunch of skinny latinas with no boobs and a couple of well fed white girls. They were a couple that were cute including a blonde with big boobs who worked the room well and was more active. The rest were just "want a dance" and leave type girls. No one who would sit and work towards getting to know you and then getting you to go for a dance. But still, I have had a lot of good experiences at Body Shop, but those were almost exclusively daytime shifts. At $20 per song starting price for laps they are not cheap and most girls want more, which can be OK sometimes because mileage with the right girl can be pretty high. However, the floor man that was Saturday was one of those puffed up macho dickheads that likely get weeded out of being a police because of his psych profile, you know the type that then turns to security and think that makes them a tough guy, but all they are are ignorant bullies stroking their egos by being the security guy. Well this dork was looking into the booth at the start of every song. And not a quick glance to see if it is occupied since the lap dance booths are somewhat private. Eventually the big boobed blonde approached me for a dance, and she screams higher mileage, but I mention that they have a very "peepy" floor man. She says "no, we'll be OK" while pressing her knees against me, which would normally make me at least give it a go, but I just realized doofus loser floor guy would prevent anything interesting from happening in the booth so I bailed. All strip clubs seem to have that one loser floor guy who thinks it is his mission in life to enforce all air dances, when the strippers clearly don't want that, so I will go to Body Shop again but not with that bouncer. As I was leaving I realized that the low energy was likely due to him.
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