Spare yourself a trip to King...

Spare yourself a trip to King of Diamonds or Scarlett's, this is probably the better SC for anyone planning a trip to the Miami area. We stayed in South Beach and the cab ride is about 20 minutes away. Once you go inside you will be amazed at the sheer size of the place. The place is HUGE (used to be a warehouse apparently) and there is everything ranging from stages to private lounges to sports bars to pool tables, etc. This is a great place to unwind and watch a sporting event while watching beautiful half naked women walk around.

If you don't care to watch any sports or play pool, all the action happens by the main stage. Park yourself in plain view of the stage or sit on the tip rail and let the dollar bills do the talking. It's basically a constant rotation of dancers doing their thing on stage, then they will walk around the edge of the stage to thank everyone for their tip. Tip them as they're thanking you for a little preview of what you can get with a private dance ($20/song). There is also a VIP area upstairs where you can pay a small cover and hang out upstairs for a little more privacy. If you're feeling up to it, you can do a 1 hour private session for $300 as well. Some of the dancers promised possible extras if you go this route, so don't be afraid to do a little interrogation. I will say the dancers are some of the most beautiful I've ever seen (I don't think I saw a dancer under an 8 all night, and this was on a Sunday night), and I've been to a lot of SC's in NYC/LA/etc.