Without Me
Sunday, February 23, 2014 2:33 PM
Normally I'm so busy using my The System to pay hookers for sex that I don't have any time to think.
The other day, however, I did get a few minutes to think and I came realize how lucky you folks are that I contribute to this board. I imagine that, without The System, countless hobbyists would have gotten taken for a ride. Lost 401k's and/or got buried in 2nd, 3rd mortgages on their house pursuing strippers who just strung them along but never ultimately gave up the goods.
It's a good thing I figured it all out and saved others from that, by discovering the weak point in their psychology - lust for three piece polyester suits thus making it possible for our side to get what we really wanted.
I'll forever be regarded as the greatest mind in the history of TUSCL.
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