This is a strange place
If you are looking for a regular strip club this isn't the place.
The drinks are about $5 and if you ask the bartender if he "remembers the quarry" you will get a free drink, I'm not sure what it means some guy told me when i walked in. They had a very tall girl on stage when i walked in as well, she had to at least of been six foot five. After i drank a few beers i went to the washroom, there was a man eating poutine out of a urinal and asked me if i wanted some, I said no, also inside the washroom was a tv on a cart with sharpie written on the side of it that said "tv number 33 St Lawrence College" I'm not sure how or why it's there but it is.
Then after using the toilet i walked out and there was an old woman sat in the corner. She wouldn't get her babylons out no matter how much you offered to pay her and kept saying stuff that sounded like a curse and staring at me so i gave up and sat down and watched the girl on stage.
The girl on stage at this point had changed to a small Irish women who had pretty big babylons and was singing along to the song that was playing. I don't know what song it was but it was catchy, it went something like "theres a horse in this house" or something. Anyway that's when i noticed that she had no teeth. I'm not sure why that bothered me so much even after everything previous to that moment but that is when i decided to leave.
Before i left i saw a stripper with huge babylons, I'm talking the size of basketballs, so i decided to ask for a private dance, it was something around #15 i think. So anyway I'm getting a lap dance in awe at the enormous babylons in front of me and then i realised that the stripper had a strange bulge in the front of her thong, i quickly realised that what i was looking at was a penis, now don't get me wrong i don't have anything against those people, i'm just not into it, but at that point i couldn't exactly leave because it would have been awkward and once that dance was done i left for good.
This place gets a 6/10 from me, if not for that song it would be lower.
