Strip club fire in Tucson: myfoxphoenix.com
Two strip club owners run into each other in Miami Beach, and ask each other what they're doing there. Owner 1: "Al, my strip club burned down, and so I took the insurance money and retired to Miami Beach." Owner 2: "That's a real coincidence, Bill. My strip club was flooded, and I took the insurance money and retired to Miami Beach too." Owner 1: "That is a coincidence. But I have a question. How do you start a flood?"
Lol!