Another Strip Club Fire

Strip club fire in Tucson:
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/247639…


Two strip club owners run into each other in Miami Beach, and ask each other what they're doing there.
Owner 1: "Al, my strip club burned down, and so I took the insurance money and retired to Miami Beach."
Owner 2: "That's a real coincidence, Bill. My strip club was flooded, and I took the insurance money and retired to Miami Beach too."
Owner 1: "That is a coincidence. But I have a question. How do you start a flood?"