"Luv u hun"

2/24/2014 3:58:44 AM

"Luv u hun" is a text a stripper sent me on Saturday. Maybe I'm becoming a surly old curmudgeon, but I don't like being called "hun." Strippers used to call me "sweetheart" or "baby" or "lover." But more and more they address me as "hun," which is an ugly shortening of "honey." A hun was a fierce nomadic warrior that invaded the Roman empire. I don't think of myself as a hun.

How can I get strippers to stop calling me "hun" without sounding like a grumpy old man?

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steve229

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11 years ago

Hmm...maybe tell her from now on she is to refer to you as "Daddy"?

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

I prefer it when they call me God or Jesus.

shadowcat

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11 years ago

Whenever they call me any of those pet names, I just tell them that I prefer to be called by my real name. That usually works.

Clubber

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11 years ago

My ATF and all my faves used my real name or they would be neither. Most I used their real names. Very few became a fave if I didn't know their real name.

ilbbaicnl

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11 years ago

"Why so formal, call me Attila."

jackslash

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11 years ago

I guess I could tell strippers what I like to be called. How about "the non-Italian stallion"?

sofaking87

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11 years ago

I dislike that talk too, and bringing it up may not help either. I also hate people saying luv, or love you as well.

I'd rather keep it to a business transaction.

farmerart

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11 years ago

Complete agreement with you, jack. I also hate being called 'luv'.

I would much prefer strippers to address me as......'My Lord'.

skibum609

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11 years ago

I hate when a stripper calls me baby.

Alucard

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11 years ago

Delete her.

trixxi

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11 years ago

If she sends a text to you without your name and instead a term of endearment, consider that the exact same text is being sent to multiple recipients. I am not a big texter but I like to keep it short and simple "Hi Joe, how are ya?" it is personal, thoughtful and %100 simple to comprehend

sharkhunter

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11 years ago

I might ask her how she knew I was related to Atilla the Hun? Did I tell her that one night? Maybe I did.

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