I was in one of my favorite clubs last week, and the girl that I'm currently spending the most time with told me that some of the other girls have been teasing her about letting her muff grow. It's not spilling out or anything, but there's a definite minge.
Her response to them: "Georg" likes it that way."
This week I go in and one of the other dancers, who teases me about being "boob boy", comes up and says "Hey, muff man."
So at least I'm growing up...
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Muffman would be a great name for a superhero.
Kramer was Assman and that seemed cool
My favorite keeps her pubes trimmed in a 1" wide stripe that she lets grow pretty long, smooth everywhere else and oh so soft I love to just run my thru fingers them when we sit at the bar
I, personally, would like to see a little muff come back in style. Makes me feel less like a pervert interested in little girls. I enjoy some maturity.
Nothing wrong with a Bush! ;)
Nothing wrong with a Bush! ;)
Nothing wrong with a Bush! ;)
Nothing wrong with a Bush! ;)
A quick trip to Ann Arbor and you can have a shirt with a big M on the chest...
Isn't there a nursery rhyme about the Muff Man? Or is it the Muffin Man? Oh hell. The Muff Man would be a little too advanced for the youngun's.
Muff!Muff!Muff!
Sorry about the multiple posts.
Why? Muff!Muff!Muff!
Did you studder alucard? Lol
Dracula how many times did you need to post it? Shit...we heard you the first fucking time.
Or maybe that's a not-so-subtle way of showing his Eccentricity. LOL
One of my best customers is an ex marines guy who likes the girls to call him "mr master muffdiver"
Well, I got the former Marine thing going, and while I do my best, I can not in all honesty claim and "master" titles with regard to that activity.
I just know that I like some texture. :)
I love a bush. Pity my ATF has to shave as per club rules.
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