Queerlanta?

Sounds like the ravings of a fat cow that can't get laid.

Wouldn't be so sure shadow

A girl I use to talk to who is originally from Atlanta and use to live their told me the exact same thing. She said she loved living in Atlanta (especially compared to Virginia), but that's one thing she doesn't miss.

They're all on the down-low.

I heard a couple of them even go to Follies.

Shadow is right on most things, but probably not on this one... A former coworker, single and straight - average looks, had his choice of dozens of beautiful girls through the years I knew him. Many would call to ask him out, or just as a "fuck buddy". The rankings may have changed, but Atlanta used to be ranked as one of the top 5 most gay friendly cities in the US so there is definitely an imbalance of straight guys to straight/hot girls. To steal a line from an 80's movie - "it is a target rich environment" for a straight, single guy.

I don't know if I agree that very many of the guys I've seen around are in the closet though.....

This must be why Bieber is looking to buy a house in Buckhead.