A man, carrying a duck, walks into the kitchen where his wife is cooking dinner, and says, "This is the pig I've been having sex with for 5 years."
The wife looks at him and says, "You idiot! That's not a pig, it's a duck."
The man replies, "I was talking to the duck."
Did you hear about the travelling salesman who was driving past a farm when he saw an amazing sight - a pig with two wooden hind legs! Overcome with curiousity he asked the farmer who was out in the field what was up with the pig.
"Well, I'll tell you what, that pig is a hero. We had a fire in the house one night and that pig broke down the door, woke us up and led us to safety."
"Wow," exclaimed the salesman, "so the pig lost his legs in the fire?"
"Well, no. But you know, you don't eat a pig like that all at once."
Ilbbaicnl my bro...if you're in a pen all naked with a bunch o' pigs would you prefer gettin' a rimjob or givin' rimjob?
'Cos when you rollin' 'round in the slop chances are that someone's snout is gonna find itself near someone's ass. Only questions are whose snout is involved, whose ass is involved, and was there any tongue?
SOOO-EEEE!!!
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