EITHER / or?

Thats weird Alucard, how about....

Pepsi or Coke?

Mayonaise or Miracle Whip?

Bread and butter or toast and jam?

Fender guitars or Gibson?

Bagels or donuts?

Pancakes or waffles?

^^^^ Think hard and look deeper.

Eat shit & die.

More males than females are diagnosed with Asperger syndrome. While every person who has the syndrome will experience different symptoms and severity of symptoms, some of the more common characteristics include:

-Difficulties with high-level language skills such as verbal reasoning, problem solving, making inferences and predictions

-Difficulties in empathising with others

-Problems with understanding another person’s point of view

-Difficulties engaging in social routines such as conversations and‘small talk’

-Problems with controlling feelings such as anger, depression and anxiety

-Specialised fields of interest or hobbies.

ime, JHR's bizarre fascination with numbers and categories leads me to believe he falls more on the autistic side of the spectrum.

could be I mean unlike his post I believe he could fall into more than just one category. So not Aspie or Autistic but more likely both. He as a nurse should have better access to Dr.'s and medicine than most people, One would hope he would get this condition taken care of.

Getting off subject! Can't make choices?

I'm going to UM first thing in the morning to talk to your supervisors.

@H4D and ime: Asperger's and Autism used to be separate diagnoses, but as of DSM-V Asperger's is gone and now there is just "autism spectrum disorder". So a person (like alutard) who would have got Asperger's before now gets "autism spectrum disorder". It's all part of a continuum, with Asperger's being a relatively mild form of the disorder. (There are people with even milder forms who would formerly have formerly been called either high functioning autistics or, also, aspies.) There used to be a distinction made between ASD and Asperger's based on language acquisition/skills, but that is gone now.

Well said, jestie!

How many kids with a d d does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Do you want to go ride bikes?

False dichotomy?

Still off subject! Can't make choices, can you?

How come you don't want to discuss your autism spectrum disorder now, psychocard?

Tits or ass

Cant go with the flow?

I pick Frankenstein over Dracula

No but seriously though--Alucard's bank account is through Fifth/Third.

Ginger or Mary Ann?

Sean Connery or Roger Moore?

The first three are N/A to this board.

Politeness is the only one that matters.

Instead of donuts, I should have said a warmed up blueberry muffin, slathered with creamery butter.

Juice, no that's wrong.

I thought I would like the Retro Dee with real sugar, but I like regular stuff better.

And PLAIN Philly Cream Cheese only please. I've had the flavors served on airplanes where I didn't have a choice - I'll pass thanks.

Though I do agree Lite Syrup is better.

Hey, alutard, has your psychiatrist ever familiarized you with the term "splitting"? Might go some ways to explain your "either/or" false dichotomies. LMFAO!

I actually prefer small breasts.

The ass doesn't have to be huge either, just bubbly more than anything.

Can I get miracle whip on my Asperger?

^^^LOL

Alubaba,you are the choo choo train of retards.

Red Rum.

Hotstuff,Alucard is the Alfred E.Newman of stripclubs.

Let there be peace on Earth

And let it begin with me

Awwwww Slick,as much as I give you the grade,there are some people who just don't get it.

Lord, make me a channel of Thy peace;

Where there is hatred, let me sow love;

Where there is injury, pardon;

Where there is error, truth;

Where there is doubt, faith;

Where there is despair, hope;

Where there is darkness, light;

And where there is sadness, joy.

O Divine Master, Grant that I may not so much seek

To be consoled as to console;

To be understood as to understand;

To be loved as to love.

For it is in giving that we receive;

It is in pardoning that we are pardoned;

And it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.

Slick,you went to a stripclub tonight didn't you?

Yup. I went to Our Lady of The 3-4-1.

Alutard,balls or butt?

3-4-1 Criminy,you must know someone.

Chunky or creamy?

Google or Bing?

Bacon, bacon, or BACON?

Holy Cross or the Jesuits?

Old Darren or New Darren?

War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Strength

Pass me a Winston.

Juice you crack me up

Ass

Well since the field is wide open I'm going to vote and win this one

Structure

Democracy

Peace

Politeness

Coke

Mayonaise

toast and jam

Fender guitars or Gibson? -- DK

Bagels

Waffles

^^^nailed my choices

How about Alucard vs Dennis Rodman in a debate

Smeagol or Gollum?

you don’t HAVE to be Gollum alucard. it isn’t too late. well maybe it is too late:

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“when your stretch mark flabby belly hangs half a foot past your flaccid winky”

“When you have rotten nubs for teeth,”

“and I more than earned it from just being seen in public with you, sweat pants, holy shirt, greasy hair down to your chin that looked like it hadn't.been washed or brushed in weeks, no teeth.”

Knight wish, there were only 4 choices. It wasn't not a wide open selection.

^^^ is this your version of a dictatorship?

Trying to impose a bit of structure on a thread of mine.

Altard or alturd ?

Alucard, what is the point of this thread? What exactly are you hoping to learn with these questions?

Since when has aby thread stayed on track?

You're about 60 posts too late. How about actually saying something instead of your non-comment comments. Some examples:

Nope

Not me

I could care less

Who cares

I don't have to explain anything

See how you are

###SLAM DUNK THAT FAGGOT ALTARD###

###SLAM DUNK THAT FAGGOT ALTURD###

alucard "Trying to impose a bit of structure on a thread of mine."

a thread goes where a thread goes. you post it and you immediately give up all control over it dumbass

Ask yourself, What Would Machete Do?

Alucard vs Dennis Rodman,how did I miss that one?That would be like a hamster on a wheel.

Machete would kill! But first there are naked sexy women to attend to.

Ass wins.

Ass. Hotstuff69babi's ass. In my hands. With that ass in my hands, don't none of the rest of it matter.

A poster with HONOR quite unlike certain current posters!!!

RIP good man. You have returned to the STARDUST!!!

^^^^^ Even though I never interacted with Alucard, I look at some of these threads and I agree.

As for today, with the real trouble makers, I keep them on ignore.

SJG