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A Condom Conumdrum

I took a fav dancer to VIP today for BBBJ and CF. Later, downstairs, the dancer told me she was in trouble with the manager because a condom was found in the private booth after we left. WTF?…

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OT Question

Could an atheist ever become president of the U.S.A.?

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Readiness for an arrangement?

Guys, need some advice. One of my faves whom I have been seeing for a few months keeps dropping comments/hints thats she's a bit tired of the hustle and would be happier with a sugardaddy relationship. She didnt say directly…

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Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All

http://jezebel.com/guy-who-fucked-a-hot-pocket-tells-all-suggests-you-use-1534180755

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Strip Clubs under Attack in NYC

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/03/nyregion/in-fight-against-strip-clubs-community-leaders-target-liquor-licenses.html?nl=nyregion&emc=edit_ur_20140303&_r=0

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Dancers in boots

I find it a nice change of pace when a dancer wears boots on stage. One's I like to see are shiny black "dominatrix" boots with lots of buckles, straps & laces, or a pair of retro white go-go…

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Happy Pi Day

Hopefully the clubs will run some Pi Day Specials like 3.14159265359-4-1's.

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A new Miami club review, Scary!

Just saw the below review for a new Miami club. When I started reading it, I read "shill" all over it, but it sure wasn't that. So many "wrongs" in the review. I can't imagine an "upscale" anything in that

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OT: New FDA labeling requirements

Last week, the FDA introduced a proposal to change food labels. The new nutritional information is designed to prevent obesity. Yup, that works for me. It was the poor labeling that made me fat. Not the 4 Burrito…

Wicked

Corpus Christi, Texas

Been there 4 times since arriving...

Been there 4 times since arriving in Corpus Christi mid Jan. This place does not have any activity until late. The first visit was a total bust. Went about 2pm. There was only 1 girl…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Came here on a weekend night...

Came here on a weekend night with some buddies after spending a couple hours at the casino. Had to pay steep cover of $15 but this at least gives you access to the other clubs…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to centerfolds on a Friday...

Went to centerfolds on a Friday afternoon with only about an hour to kill. When I got there, I was surprised at how bright it is (for a strip club) inside. When I looked at…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Brandi's is located in a very...

Brandi's is located in a very safe section of Vancouver's CBD. At first I thought it was a regular nightclub since there was a rather long line of women and men waiting to get in.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I came for lunch. I...

I came for lunch. I heard the food was good, or better than expected. But the real reason was to meet a dancer. She was looking to dance again between regular employment.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Took a break from this club...

Took a break from this club and at least this visit I noticed that these dancers were in way better shape. Multiple skinny ones in comparison to them being rare back in the days…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I've been to a few clubs...

I've been to a few clubs before but none that lacked the ability to serve alcohol. So the mandatory juice drink that I had to get kinda threw me off. But the service was good…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Came on a Thurs night and...

Came on a Thurs night and paid the $10 cover to the cashier, cute girl named lauren, and entered the club. This is a dark club with very high stage poles, which is great in…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

This club is visually stunning. ...

This club is visually stunning. I'm told it just opened Feb 2014. It presents itself like an upscale dance club that happens to be populated with hot half-naked women. There were a…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Took trip to the Palace to...

Took trip to the Palace to celebrate obtaining a new job based on the reviews I read . Overall it was a good time and the reviews are very accurate. I spent the entire time…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

So I have been to this...

So I have been to this club a few times and usually had a great time. I came here on a Friday Night and was severely disappointed. When you first arrive you have…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Pussycat is undergoing a sort of...

Pussycat is undergoing a sort of weird transformation, in that the mix of girls varies WILDLY. Sadly, it means the old days of walking in and feeling fairly confident you'd get a good choice are…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

What can I say about this...

What can I say about this place that hasn't already been said. We stopped in early Friday evening for an after work beer, or two, and to hopefully get lucky with some of the…

Tease

Kokomo, Indiana

This is a very laid back...

This is a very laid back friendly strip club. I like to go and smoke a cigar, tip the dancers. Bottled beer. Does not have many dancers the times I've been in, usually mid afternoon.…

The Kings Club

Harrogate, England

Went here at the end of...

Went here at the end of last year, free to get in and the drinks weren't expensive really. The girls on duty were very average except one girl called Lauren who was super fine! She…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to Centerfolds on a...

I went to Centerfolds on a Saturday night about 10:30PM. The parking lot was packed but I found a spot by the nearby businesses. Inside the club has two sides. To the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Coli is huge. Been...

Coli is huge. Been described before, Not going to go into detail. Used to be a regular here then I took a break for a few months. Stopped in on…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I don't really remember how many...

I don't really remember how many dancers were on shift that day, but they were a lot. I am not going to waste my time describing the inside of the club as this has already…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Came here on a Sunday around...

Came here on a Sunday around 9pm. There were about 5-6 customers and about 3-4 dancers. The girls come around twice during each dance to collect "tips". The issue I had with this was that…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

I visited The End Zone Show...

I visited The End Zone Show Club on State Patty’s Day figuring it would be busy and they should be well staffed. I also planned on provided a detailed description for my fellow TUSCLers to…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

droped in a few times this...

droped in a few times this week after work (was on a business trip in the city), great place and nce dancers. I love the blond dancers there, but also enjoyed other all other types…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

based on the good reviews I...

based on the good reviews I decided to check this place out. There's a lot of beautiful woman at this club mostly white girls with blonde hair and I really thought that it was going…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon for...

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon for some food In a pleasant atmosphere and had heard CCR had good food. Sat down (no cover, just walk in and sit at an empty table or booth) and…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I heard a lot of good...

I heard a lot of good things about jaguars. This place was poppin on Saturday night it was so busy there was nowhere to sit there was people standing up against the walls I was…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

I stopped by Pin-Ups last Thursday...

I stopped by Pin-Ups last Thursday evening. I got there a few minutes after 7. Parking was free, but the cover was 15 bucks (kinda high for a hood spot). Went inside and sat by…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club number of times. Went to wackos Tuesday afternoon. Had couple of beers. I was sitting alone in one corner and Cynthia started talking with me. She was telling her…

Blush

Portland, Oregon

In fairness, I didn't stay long...

In fairness, I didn't stay long enough to get a good impression of the talent, and I didn't order any food or drinks. My girlfriend has talked about wanting to hit a strip club…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

I have submitted changes to the...

I have submitted changes to the editor about this club. This is NOT a nude club, and topless is questionable since they require the girls to wear pasties! Believe it or not, full blown sex…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

I hit up the Men's Club...

I hit up the Men's Club for the first time last night. It was a Sunday night, and I didn't arrive until Midnight, so I wasn't expecting the top tier dancers. There were about 8…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I...

I arrived about ten thirty to a pretty good crowd, but not so crowded that you couldn't find a seat as is often the case. There were a lot of…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a brief visit and had some time to kill before catching my flight at the airport, so decided to check this club out. It's one of the closest to…

Main Attraction

Camp Pendleton South, California

This is the only club in...

This is the only club in the area. It is not worth going unless its the first Wednesday of the month which is their Amateur Night. This is a very fun event and the…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I visited Tropical Lei on a...

I visited Tropical Lei on a Friday night. Parking lot was full so I had to park on the street. When I went to the door they asked me if I had a…

Spearmint Rhino

Oxnard, California

Surprisingly does not have that many...

Surprisingly does not have that many dancers but the ones they do have are 8-10s. Quality over quantity here. Have only been here 3 times and always left with a smile on my…

Expose

San Diego, California

Surprised at the low ratings this...

Surprised at the low ratings this club has. It is the best VALUE of all the clubs in San Diego County. Before 9pm they do $10 bikini dances each after its $15 each. They go…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Was up here for a bachelor...

Was up here for a bachelor party. Doorman jason let me and a group of 12 in for 10 bucks a head with 2 free entry. Club layout is way different than down here in…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

My first time I visited this...

My first time I visited this club, I was not impressed, I'm glad i gave it a 2nd (and 3rd) shot. My first visit, an older dancer approached me and gave me her sales…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped in Sat. late evening. I...

Stopped in Sat. late evening. I usually don't club on weekends but was stuck in Indy so I decide to go since I had not been out since I lived here. The club has not…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Wasn't expecting too much when I...

Wasn't expecting too much when I came in. Just a beer and a few bucks at the rail. Beer was good and cold and the bartender Trudy couldn't have been cuter/sweeter. Trudy was…

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, France

As others have said, you entire...

As others have said, you entire on the main level and pay your entrance fee. This is probably the last time you'll open your wallet while here. You then head downstairs to a tiny area…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

So I went back again to...

So I went back again to this club. It's easy to get to and the mileage is normally pretty good. There were about 10 guys and 8 girls there, the ladies were fair…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

I've been to their club outside...

I've been to their club outside of Chicago twice and I was very disappointed at this club! I was one of three guys and there were 4 ladies working. The club itself is…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Decided to give this place a...

Decided to give this place a shot after reading a few reviews online. I went on a Monday afternoon, because they have a $10 dance special. I figured if this place wasn't any…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went here on a Thursday...

I went here on a Thursday night. I called a Limo, and was able to get in with no cover. Tipped the limo driver 15. Took taxi back to the hotel afterwards…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

I'll start off by saying it...

I'll start off by saying it was a Wednesday night which typically isn't the best night of the week. When I got there, maybe 6 girls were working. Not a cute one in…

The Candy Store

Tillmans Corner, Alabama

I've had good luck and bad...

I've had good luck and bad luck at the Candy Store. There are some hot girls and a lot of ugly ones. Just make sure you know what your girl's limits are before you…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I dropped in for a beer...

I dropped in for a beer one Friday afternoon and the place was pretty slow. Luckily there was a gorgeous bartender on duty and I asked her for a dance in the private room. She…

Dragon West

Lawton, Oklahoma

I was driving through Lawton and...

I was driving through Lawton and decided to stop over in town. The club is a good distance from the interstate. Easily located with gps. I arrived in evening around 6pm and there were hardly…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

This place usually sucks but I've...

This place usually sucks but I've have one good visit. I ran into a hot little black girl named Kim. Fake tits, really hard body, sexy voice. We talked a little and she told me…

Barrel

Rochester, New York

Got to admit the Men's Room...

Got to admit the Men's Room is a major improvement! Unfortunately can't say the same for the rest of the "remodel." It pretty much is the same as its always been with a fresh coat…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

This place really isn't a strip...

This place really isn't a strip club. It is a bookstore where you can get private dances from the girls working there. (I've heard the term "jack shack" used.) I stopped by…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

For my money, Blue Moon is...

For my money, Blue Moon is the best strip club in Phoenix, bar none. I recently had occasion to spend the better part of an afternoon there due to a flight cancellation and have…

Peppermint Rabbit

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I've read some of the other...

I've read some of the other reviews and maybe we just went at a good time, but there was a wide assortment of dancers when I visited and the door fee was pretty low (less…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club before, a couple years ago and returned because I had a good time last time. The club itself is one of the best Ive been to as its…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

We went in for lunch after...

We went in for lunch after golfing. I had heard mixed reviews but thought I would try it anyway. The girls were better than average. Very hot bartender and waitresses Sam (Samantha) was…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

First strip club...

First strip club I visited in Portland and I was impressed. The club was clean and comfortable and all the girls I saw are beautiful. It's a comfortable atmosphere, good music, and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got there just before happy hour...

Got there just before happy hour finished just before 8 - girls on were slightly older, but a couple of nice friendly girls to chat to. Better looking girls started coming in at 9pm, had…

Dream Street Club

Nederland, Texas

I came by last weekend to...

I came by last weekend to see if I can visit with my favorite waitress/dancer. Unfortunately, it's been a while and I can't remember her name.... so I had to chat with the other dancers...…

The Tip Top Club and Bar

Eureka, California

Have stopped by here once when...

Have stopped by here once when I noticed it hiding up above the freeway into town. Not much to look at from the outside, small dark building with dark parking lot. Once inside,…

Black Cauldron

Portland, Oregon

I've been to Black Cauldron several...

I've been to Black Cauldron several times now since my first visit and review. I have mixed feelings about this club. Things I like include the quality and quantity of dancers on the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by on a Wed about...

Stopped by on a Wed about 8pm. I was in the place about 2 min before a girl walked up to an asked me to sit down. I did the next thing I knew she…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

So you have to understand that...

So you have to understand that this club has been around forever, and there are certainly other clubs in Massachusetts that offer a wide variety of experiences both upscale and not. This is definitely not…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

I've been going here for a...

I've been going here for a long time and there is a good reason why. The dancers, while very nice, are not the reason to keep coming back time after time... it is the…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

The club itself is nice and...

The club itself is nice and cozy staffed with a lineup of attractive dancers. The dancers at this Horse is better looking than most clubs in the downtown and Brookpark areas. When I…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Stopped by here Dreamers Cabaret Saturday...

Stopped by here Dreamers Cabaret Saturday night. Place was packed. Usually, you can barely take a drink of your overpriced beer before a girl comes up. But with it being so packed, between the two…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited Little Darlings in the early...

Visited Little Darlings in the early evening. No cover, i believe, because it was before 8. NOt many dancers or customers, no one on stage. I wasnt there very long before an attractive blonde came to see me…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Stopped by here after a trip...

Stopped by here after a trip to Jen's, arrived just before midnight. The ratio of girls to guys seemed to be just right and we both got a few dances within a few minutes of…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I visited this club on the...

I visited this club on the Sunday before Mardi Gras. Before things get too busy (usually around 8 pm), almost every strip club on bourban street has no cover charge, so my buddy and I…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This review covers 2 visits to...

This review covers 2 visits to the SR - one in the afternoon and the other in the evening. The experience was definitely day and night. No need to rehash the physical layout of…

Boji Nites

Arnolds Park, Iowa

This is a classy little club...

This is a classy little club in the Okoboji area. Tim the previous owner was a great guy but the word is that he passed away in the fall of 2013. It appears that…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Last time I was here was...

Last time I was here was about a year ago. Not much has changed. The club is in the back of an adult toy store. You pay $10 at the counter to get in the…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

All in all a pretty average...

All in all a pretty average club. Stopped by while in WB on business. Girls aren't the greatest but they are super friendly and welcoming and make the VIP rooms WELL WORTH IT. Had a great…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I try and not become a...

I try and not become a regular at ANY of the club's I stop into for reasons that are about to follow: Stopped in on Thursday day shift around 3, no talent to speak of.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Physically, this place is a dive...worn...

Physically, this place is a dive...worn down an dated. But for a quick afternoon stop off for some friendly time with a cute slut, it can't be beat. I usually first have a smoke…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Came into the club on a...

Came into the club on a Sunday night. Best time to come in is around 9pm when the place starts to heat up. The wait staff is very attentive and a good source…

Evolution

Palm Bay, Florida

Great vibe. Not a lot of...

Great vibe. Not a lot of options around this area, but this is definitely the nicer of the pair in town. Used to be called goddess back in the day and they've really stepped their…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This is actually a compilation of...

This is actually a compilation of two consecutive nights at AB last week. As I was in San Diego for business last week, I always try to make it down to Tijuana to…

Club Cheetah

Corpus Christi, Texas

Went just before 9 pm. There...

Went just before 9 pm. There were hardly any girls working at all. I sat at a table for almost 45 minutes and only saw 3 girls working at all. One girl was a quite…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This is my second review of...

This is my second review of last week's trips to Tijuana - also see my review of AB. HK is a lot different than AB - more girls, more noise, more stuff happening…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since I've been back to Presley's. The interior is completely unchanged from any of the recent reviews, and the same as the first time I went in. I'll start off…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Went down to the Gold Club...

Went down to the Gold Club to see how they have remodeled the old Dolphin Club...Standard strip club carpet installed in the new club, some new walls and the bar moved. I find that…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I had heard about this strip...

I had heard about this strip club. I got what i expected. I walked in payed my 5 Dlr entrance and went to the bar. They have nice fit hispanic females,I bought my beer which…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I come here often enough that...

I come here often enough that I figured I'd give a general report instead of the last time I was here specifically(Tuesday the 28th). In general during the dayshift you have anywhere from 7-15 girls…

World Famous Mustang Ranch

Sparks, Nevada

This is not a strip club...

This is not a strip club but mainly a brothel. I went to the "world famous" brothel Mustang Ranch in January of this year. I was on vacation to Reno and it is pretty close…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I was going to TD North...

I was going to TD North and came to Fantasy World after taking a wrong turn. This place is huge, but it only utilizes a portion of it to be a strip club and part…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

After seeing this club in town...

After seeing this club in town a few times, I decided to give a try a couple of weeks ago. Layout is a little strange, feels like a lot of wasted space as you…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

This joint is at the downtown...

This joint is at the downtown area. There is a Jimmy John closed by. I put 10 for value because there is no cover. I had a Blue Moon and it cost $5. As previous…

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what to do when dancer doesnt do what you payed her to do?

I asked a dancer if she would give me bareback head and she said yes and named her price. I put the money in her hand and she took out a rubber, I told her we agreed on bareback and…

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Fail.

http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=24113d89dfd8

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Fake review or stroking the ego?

So came across this review and I find it highly suspicious. For starters the reviewer only has this review. Second a dancer wants to fuck a PL OTC at HER place free of charge after ONE visit?…

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Any pointers on how to find extras?

I'm rusty and I've have been out of the loop when it comes to extras for a while now. Back in the day, dancers who provided extras were so many that I could pick and choose which ones I…

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Cafe Atlantis - Mississauga, Ontario Canad

Hello, I was looking to see if a Jovanna works at the new club called Café Atlantis located in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. She used to be at the Old Cannonball. Any help? I will be in town on business soon and was…

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MY System; "The System"

Normally I'm so busy paying hookers for sex that that's the only thing that I have time for, but something I get a bit of free time. Like now. One of the things I like to do then is remind…

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EXTRAS !!!

i have been reading a ton of reviews about trying to find clubs tht give out extras in the NJ/PA area i wish there where a section for this on every state or an icon or something next to the…

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Stripper Roomies

So there's this super cute waitress at the club where my CF dances. She's the same "type" as my CF - slim, petite, brunette, girl next door with a nice, tight little ass. Turns out she and my…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in town on business for...

Was in town on business for the week and decided to relax with the hotties at HiLiter. Showed up around 2pm and as usual the place was bumping. While waiting for my Azian Bttrfly, I…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

As alot of people previously said,...

As alot of people previously said, the Penthouse is very expensive. Just to get in the door, you spend about $20-30. I went during the late evening just before mid-night and the cover was about…

Jimmy's InBetween Gentlemen's Club

Black River Falls, Wisconsin

Stopped by last Friday night. ...

Stopped by last Friday night. The weather wasn't the best, and i guess that is why is what so dead in there. There were only 3 dancers. All 3 were 5's or…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

I made a follow up visit...

I made a follow up visit to mr happys and I had another good time. Much busier this time being a Friday night, but not over crowded. Still easy to park and get a drink…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I visited Dollies last November. They...

I visited Dollies last November. They had a couple of tables of food the early evening that I visited. Since I hadn't had anything to eat for a while, I decided to eat. It must…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Have been here several times,all to...

Have been here several times,all to see Shy. Like the other places off Edison, this isn't a typical strip club, but is an adult bookstore that has dancers you can take for private dances. Unlike…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

I was out in SF for...

I was out in SF for a work trip and went out on the town on a Wednesday night with an old friend. After dinner, walking back to my hotel, we ambled past a strip…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

awesome club. some top notch girls,...

awesome club. some top notch girls, some not so great. but definitely worth the money. girls usually get into the dances. i haven't had a boring one yet. one dancer (one of the few 10/10s, many…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

The other day I ended up...

The other day I ended up at the Inner Room (IR) since I've grown tired of the same old thing over and over again at strip clubs here in Orlando. Same ol' non-contact dances by…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I was at Ruby's on a...

I was at Ruby's on a Tuesday afternoon. Around ten girls there -- two or three 8's or 9's, five or six midrange, and a couple who should find another line of work.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Visited Hustler Club for 1st time....

Visited Hustler Club for 1st time. Nice layout... big bar in the middle, main stage at one end and a smaller stage at the other end that opened later. There are plenty of…

Bagdad

Barcelona, Spain

I went kind of early not...

I went kind of early not knowing to expect. Must have been around 10 ish and got straight in after parting with 90€ at the door. I got in and got a free beer on…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I ended up going here on...

I ended up going here on an annual birthday club crawl for one of my buddies, which turned out relatively decent this time. And lets get this out of the way, the appearance of this…

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Be careful what you twitter favorite

http://deadspin.com/carlos-martinezs-twitter-favorites-a-big-ol-wall-of-1530062520 The Benny Hill music makes the video. But the video is played way to fast to get off to. :O

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wetness

This is a piggy back on an earlier thread. Would it bother you if? A dancer laughed so hard at a joke you told her that milk shot out of her nipples? What if she had pierced nipples and the milk shot…

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OT: Ban all knives!

At Least 28 Dead, Dozens Injured in China Knife-Wielding Spree A group of knife-wielding men attacked a train station in southwestern China on Saturday, killing at least 28 people and injuring more than 160 others in what the country was calling…

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chive

What happened to the daily chive?

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Cable TV and Juice...last one

When you're a stripper and your cable goes out, you go to work When you go to work, you let guys grope you for money When you let guys grope you for money, you take chances When you take chances, you meet Juice When…

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Some of these dancers have it rough

Grace Pressey gave kids sleeping pills so she could go to work, police say LAUDERHILL, Fla. - A South Florida mother is facing child neglect charges after she gave her children sleeping pills and left them alone in a home without…

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Summer Travel Plans

Anyone ever book a flight on Aer Lingus just because it sounds dirty?

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Does it bother you

Okay so I notice that whenever I'm dancing with an audience, I get wet. And it's not exactly subtle--at all. Do guys like this? It just seems really messy lol

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Phone Numbers

Obviously we all know that getting a dancer's phone number doesn't mean anything. I'm curious though, how many stripper phone numbers do you estimate you have in your phone? I think for me it's probably around 15.

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The Economics of Sex

I thought some of the more philisophical guys on the forum would enjoy this. http://youtu.be/cO1ifNaNABY

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Cafe Atlantis

I haven't been in the area for years but I remember the old Cannonball where a girl named Jovanna worked. Does anyone know if Jovanna is at the new club?

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OT: Spring is coming

Supposed to be in the 70's Tommorrow here in South Carolina before cooling back down next week. It's already in the 60's and 70's in the gulf coast states right now. I'm looking forward to all the snow storms being…

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OT:I'm Going Back To Pork

So, I bought some breakfast sausage patties made out of turkey. I thought that they might be a healthier alternative. They weren't bad but they lacked the flavor and pizazz of pork. I talked to my gramma…

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why is sex with some strippers so expensive

I'm always getting $1,000 and $500 quotes....I can't they do me for a smooth $100

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Aladdins dream boutique in laredo, texas

Anybody been there? Went there last night. It is a porn store by day and a strip club/pool lounge/porn store by night. All mexican strippers as laredo is right next to the border. I think it must be fairly new…

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Help... Need Advice Securing OTC Sex.

I need advice from fellow members. I have established a meeting with an incredibly hot dancer for breakfast next week at a local restaurant. Hopefully it will provide a venue for us to get to know each other…

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city limits

went to city limits a few weeks ago and the club was great the remodeling they did was a great job, it looks much better than it did when it was called the spot. well like I said last…

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OT: What TV shows do you watch?

Shows on my DVR: Justified (FX) True Detective (HBO) The Americans (FX) Helix (Syfy) Looking forward to the return of another fav show, Hannibal (NBC) next week, Plus, the new WWE network is awesome!

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Cold ass...

So my CF comes back from a smoke break. We chat awhile, then decide to head over to the "naughty corner" to do some dances. She strips down to her thong and settles in on me. I…

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Did you ever get a "Lap Dance" ITC from a stripper in her street clothes?

I did once several years ago. As I was walking into the club one of my favorites was just leaving. I said "Too bad. I would have bought some dances". She said "You still can. C'mon lets go to the…

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Weekday or Weekend Warrior

How many of you go exclusively on either weekdays or weekends and what drives that preference?

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OT: Your bank data may be at risk if you use an iPhone

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101456532 If you haven't updated your iPhone recently, your personal information—and possibly your financial data—is at risk. (Read more: Apple security flaw could let hackers beat encryption ) Apple issued a fix last week for a security flaw in its OS X operating…

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Happy February 28th

I love clubbimg on the last week of February. Between the shortness of the month and how bad the month is in many areas due to weather, school vacations, etc., I always find opportunities to abound as March approaches.…

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Are You a Propper ?

I don't do it much but have found myself propping a few reviews lately. Do you prop reviews w/ any consistency? I guess if it was more easily noticeable; more would prop.

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waiting in line

how long would you wait to get inside a SC?

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OK...I Am Old School

I am constantly reading about selfies. The definition of a selfie used to be an act that was done in private which included the well known but deniable concept of Masturbation. When did things change?

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Alternate transportation to the club.

EAU CLAIRE — An Eau Claire man is accused of stealing a nursing home van parked outside Sacred Heart Hospital and driving it to a strip club in Trego. Christopher P. Wilbanks, 34, of 716 First Ave. was charged Thursday in…

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Heathcliff or Garfield?

I'm rolling with Heathcliff.

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A Retirement Announcement From Toronto Sweetie

Toronto Sweetie texted me last night announcing that today (Feb 28) would be her last day of work at the club. She is going ahead with her dream idea of having her own shop selling 'sexy but restrained' fashions for…

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How often do you approach customers b/c of physical attractiveness?

So is the title of a blue-side SW thread where the dancers chime in (or more precisely go for the jugular). This is to sorta piggyback on SlickSpick's “Yourself as Bait” thread. https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?190957-How-often-do-you-approach-customers-b-c-of-physical-attractiveness

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Is VIP worth it in Phx

I'm new to here, but not that new to strip clubs. I used to live in Phx a few years ago and would regularly hit the local clubs. I'm visiting in a few weeks and have a few gals that I've been…

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Bad Sex Writing

There is a literary society in England that awards an annual 'Bad Sex in Fiction' prize. Here is a passage (one of many) from a recent winner of this prize: "Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt…

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Clubbing in Indy

I am going clubbing in Indy this week for the first time in several years. I have read the reviews and seems like it has not changed much. Someone told me there is a club called Temptations on the west…

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Essex Strip club on TMZ

Awesome move. Have you seen more such unusal moves and dance anywhere ? http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/26/2-chainz-anti-gravity-strippers-video-phoenix/ Which SC you think is best in terms of "wow" moments ?

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Alucard's anal obsession

He talks about the male Vaginal obsession in his rambling profile, but he seems to thing for Anuses: -- Read Message My Messages | Sent Messages Date Sent: 02/27/14 6:14 AM To : Hard4Dancers From : Alucard Subject: Asshole Message: Show up in person Asshole. Or are you…

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Yourself As Bait

Bongiorno. I have a question for my fellow Proverts out there hanging ten on the Internet. Is there something, anything about you that has helped you out with our hobby? Maybe it's your eyes that got the…

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Guess Who?

Date Sent: 02/27/14 6:30 AM To : crazyjoe  From : Alucard  Subject: @#$_ Message: Misspelled my name Asshole. Too fucking stupid to get it right from your hacking Asshole buddies. 

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Whales

I absolutely hate it when the hottest girl in the club for the entire time I'm there is locked down by a old ass whale. That shit is fucking annoying. I've been seeing it too damn often.

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Venezuela to use stripper technology to increase oil production

It's good to learn that strippers have some practical use. I wonder if Farmerart uses stripper technology in his business? http://www.oilandgaseurasia.com/en/node/59726

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North vs. South

The nice thing about being a traveling club hound is that I never get too sucked into the drama of any one road club or girl. However, in recent years I have also had one or two local clubs…

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Dear Diary: Got Lucky Twice This Week

How about telling you how I did this week. There are two parts of this story, first part happened in a well known SC and the second in a SC whose

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Ever had a screamer?

I remember a couple of years ago I was doing a VIP with a dancer that was giving be an incredible BJ. She wasn't just sucking the hell out of it. She was making love to it. I was so…

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'Inappropriate' SC Music

On a recent brief SC visit I witnessed a stage dancer get horribly razzed by the horndogs in the audience about her choice of music for her stage set. The songs that she chose were what I would call Classic…

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ATF Drama With Her GF

My CF, or overall 5th ATF, has recently posted on Facebook that she's been having repeated drama with her GF. What should my reaction be? 1) Keep perfectly quiet, 2) Offer support for whenever she needs it,…

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Couples room with husband/wife

My husband and I have gone to strip clubs together a few times and I've had two lap dances by two different women strippers. The club is a nude club although the dances I had were in a a…

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Things that make you sick

What would you do if a dancer started grinding on you and she got a boner?

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Do Dancers Really Want You To Get An Erection?

The club I visit the most is decidedly a no extras club, almost to a fault. Even the girls you think would be a sure thing will not give a HJ, BJ or anything close to touching anywhere as a…

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***LMAO!!!!! Yearbook photo***

http://www.mocavo.com/Whitmer-High-School-1971-Toledo-Oh/680985/241 You were a loser then and you're STILL a loser now!!! LOL

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Dogs and 420

I saw something on tv last night where there has been a spike vet visits by dog owners in Colorado. Dogs get into their owners edibles and scarfing them down. The ratio of 420 in them is ment for…

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Cannabis Flavoured Condoms

http://www.cannadom.com/index.php?main_page=index&zenid=mdtt3i8qr7jf042f0d2c3t7ed3

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Clubs that help you sell

So I thought I'd post a real question for those of you who know your local clubs. Asked this on SW about a 8 mo back and got 0 answers but the TUSCL crowd probably knows more clubs: So I…

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On CL: Oh Garret

Oh, Garrett... It's been well over three years since we shared a fun, exciting and thrilling night together. It was shared with a ton of other random people on one of those party buses. You were there for your wife's brother's…

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Everything you ever wanted to know about curling.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/shfk/verizonwinter/youre-wrong-curling-is-amazing

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Yoda, Rick Boy, and Alucard

Equals a threesome

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Fuck

Who is sick of hearing about this punk ass bitch yoda?

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Scores Detroit

I have not gone to the new Scores Detroit club yet, but I talked to a dancer who had been there. She said the place was dead. She told me that they were not charging dancers to dance…

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Sofaking

Shut up.

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Phoenix Last Hurrah

Sorry to post this here, as I know this isn't a region-specific forum. I mentioned a few weeks back that I'll be leaving the grand $10-lapdance wonderland of Phoenix very soon. I'm looking to have one last grand hurrah before I…

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How to operate a strip club in your living room!!!

How to Operate a Strip Club Out of Your Living Room The great American entrepreneur Jay Thunderbolt, is a 6-foot-5 badass dude who runs a strip club, Club Thunderbolt, out of his Detroit home. Thunderbolt (not his real name) heard we…

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Now here's a babe meant for some good Tittyfucking!

Alexandra Daddario, what a babe! check out this rack! Even Obama knows it! Lol! http://www.thesuperficial.com/alexandra-daddario-topless-boobs-true-detective-obama-02-2014

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National escort site for Ambidextrous Hobbyist's and Michigan refugees.

Just bumping this to the top for all you Michigan refugees. For all you Ambidextrous Hobbyist's and Michigan refugees from MIC, that like to see strippers and escorts, there is a national escort site called AHB (Adult Hobby Board) You can…

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Anyone here understand/use Bitcoins?

http://www.forbes.com/sites/cameronkeng/2014/02/25/bitcoins-mt-gox-shuts-down-loses-409200000-dollars-recovery-steps-and-taking-your-tax-losses/ Apparently one of the "banks" that people store their bitcoins in had some hacking and maybe people are out their bits, $409M bits. For the life of me I could never wrap my brian around this currency and why we…

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"Me so hoony"

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/24808583/woman-arrested-for-using-911-to-hit-on-officer#.Uw0rzv2Ybm4

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Do extra's guys consider themselves John's?

Building of the other topic, but not wanting to hijack the thread... Do guys who procure extras consider themselves Johns? I had never really thought about it, but although I'm not a frequent extras guys I guess I'd have to admit that…

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Baltimore clubs

I am in town on business and would like to get some recommendations. Does anyone have clubs that they really like? Do any have decent food? Friendly staff? Etc? Thanks

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From Yoda, Dancers Becoming Employees Against Their Will

Well, looking to get banned from stripper web - oops already am! But came across this interesting piece. https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?191155-And-then-they-made-us-all-employees "...the club owner said that he's making all of us employees instead of independent contractors. Along with this comes a lot of…

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Extras girls don't see themselves as whores

I asked the last few girls I had if they thought of themselves as prostitutes. They all said no, even though the truth was obvious. Here are a few of the more common post-orgasm rationalizations: - "I don't really do extras,…

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Extras For Every Guy?....Or Just For The Few?

Catching up on reviews of clubs that I know well, I was amazed to read just how many reviewers were disappointed in the unavailability of extras on demand during their visits. These reviews were of the suburban Toronto clubs where…

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Plausible Arousability

I've met a few strippers who told me they like anal and (light) hair pulling. I didn't use to like either of these in porn, but once I had the idea in my head a woman could actually get…

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OT: Harold Ramis dead at 69

"Ramis leaves behind a formidable body of work, with writing credits on such enduring comedies as "National Lampoon's Animal House" (which upon its 1978 release catapulted the film career of John Belushi, with whom Ramis acted at Second City), "Stripes"…