I left the club feeling satisfied,...

I left the club feeling satisfied, but that isn't saying much - especially considering the fact that I wasn't expecting much to begin with. I received two lap dances, both from different dancers, yet I wasn't impressed. Both girls were incredibly unenthusiastic and were expecting me continue to ask for their mediocre services. Please, if you're interested in my wallet rather than my junk, don't make it apparent. The discomforting ambiance didn't help either -- most of the guys I spotted (perhaps bc this was a weekday) were sleazy men who appeared unfathomably desperate. Need I say more? Though I have an unsatiated desire to obtain lapdances from professional dancers, I probably won't go back. Ever.