"Mark was fired after he was dispatched to an emergency call for a woman screaming for help but, instead of immediately responding, Mark stopped at the Men's Club on Atherton Road to deliver fast food to his girlfriend."
What an injustice! It's an emergency when a stripper girlfriend needs fast food!
Hey, these girls can get hungry, especially on a long shift.
I used to bring in a small bag of Doritos for one fav, lol