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My Response to farmerart

Feb 21, 2014, 3:31 PM
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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

I will concede that Canadians are better than the USA at hockey.

But at least we don't talk funny.

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sofaking87

Lol, that doesn't make sense.

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gatorfan

Iceholes

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Clubber

motor,

You know that country north of us, years ago, was Cnd. Diffiult to pronounce. It was change to Canada right after the first time a Canadian was asked to spell the country's name. He replied, "C, eh, N, eh, D, eh."

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motorhead

Lol.

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tumblingdice

Todays Tom Sawyer.

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tumblingdice

Mean,Mean ride.

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SuperDude

It's strange to be in a sports bar in Windsor, Ontario watching the Detroit Tigers (on TV) play the Toronto Blue Jays and hearing some Windorites root for the Tigers.

Same bar, this time Detroit Red Wings are playing the Toronto Maple Leafs. The rooting, all friendly, was clearly along national lines.

Remember, the Windsor SCs are nude.

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ATACdawg

I guess the Canadians sent their "Eh" teams to the Olympics.

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juiicebox69

Amerikans be better at fuckn !

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shadowcat

Canadians always fuck doggie style so that both partners can watch the hockey game. :)

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farmerart

We Canadians talk funny, you say?

That would be because we speak English in Canada.

Wazzat language called dat y'all speak down south?

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SlickSpic

Castilian aka Spanish.

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jester214

"That would be because we speak English in Canada."

Except when you're speaking French.

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crazyjoe

We speak american

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crazyjoe

Y'all

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crazyjoe

Its all explained in Jeff Foxworthy's Red neck Dictionary

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jestrite50

Eh ?

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shadowcat
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londonguy

There is no nation that has some people that can speak English as badly as the British.

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ATACdawg

And all of those superfluous letters you guys use, honour, harbour, labour, colour, etc.! Oh, not too mention zed. The extra weight of yor (deliberate irony here!) books and all the extra letters that printers have to buy must be a real pain, eh?

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sofaking87

@superdude, I'm surprised they weren't cheering for detroit? Even in toronto leafs fans are closet fans, lol!

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SuperDude

Some of you have the geography wrong. Canada is south of Detroit. Motown is the only place in the world where you travel south to get to a neighboring nation to the north.

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SlickSpic

Hey Superdude, not to nitpick but there are many towns in Texas that are south of towns in Mexico. Damn Rio Bravo and it's twisty ways.

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sharkhunter

Sometimes people get lucky. lol

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Clubber

Not a change of country, but the further south you go in Florida, the more north you get.

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motorhead

So true Clubber. Lol

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Clubber

motor,

Yes, and it sucks! Interestingly, the South Florida yankees could just stay up there, in my book. However, those on the West coast, mostly Mid-Westerners are just fine. Of course, just MHO.

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SlickSpic

@Clubber-Total agreement with the west coast Oakies. My folks loved watching the looks of despair on those second generation Oakies faces as their kids lost to me in PAL Boxing.

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tumblingdice

You never hear of anybody retiring and moving up north.

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Clubber

td,

I was going to do so, but only as far north as Tennessee. The SO put the kibosh on that endeavor. :(

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Clubber

td,

Of course that would be me moving north to go to the south and leave the north that is the south.

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shadowcat

I know two Canadians from Brantford Ontario that now live in Pensacola, FL. He says that they will never move farther north than I-10.

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tumblingdice

Clubber,you are always welcome up/down here.I know a big/little blonde that will welcome your arrival.

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Clubber

td,

Thanks for the welcome, but I just can't picture a blonde Asian for me. :)

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