Adjustment to P System
Rapscallions:
1. ime
2. crazyjoe
3. J
4. Dougster
5. tumblingdice
6. txtittyfag
7. etc......
Twas not I
Intermediate, but acceptable for now
TOO bad!!! LOL
1. ime
2. crazyjoe
3. J
4. Dougster
5. tumblingdice
6. txtittyfag
7. etc......
Twas not I
Intermediate, but acceptable for now
TOO bad!!! LOL
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I'm a 59.3669 yrs old [With Vulcan Precision] Florida Born → [Eglin AFB] Maverick and 30 year Operating Room Nurse with a Bachelor of Business Degree. I like reading, movies → [2200+ DVDs/Blu-Rays] & computers, Star Trek and, of course ideally → absolutely SCORCHING HOT 8+ {in terms of Looks & Body & Personality} Adult Spinner Dancers who have NO GAG reflex & provide EXPERT "Wet & Crazy Wild" "NO Hands" Deep Throat BBBJCIMWS for as long as possible and HOT Intercourse and PASSIONATE Deep French Kissing!! Especially if they are sharp & intelligent & confident & enthusiastically into SATISFYING me TOTALLY. And also have long flowing curly Red Hair, no piercings [Except Earrings] & NO TATTOOS, when I can find one! Uninvited Blondes [ONLY Blondes HOT for Me! LOL] & KK need NOT apply & might as well leave again.
----------EXTRA SPECIAL POST SCRIPTUM:
***Another step has been taken towards the destruction of this forum, lead by the main Asshole thing. More's the Pity for those who only wish good & reasonable info about Strip Clubs. The END is at hand via the run amok Assholes & their aliases. And almost NO ONE gives a FUCK!!! It is just a JOKE to them. They'll Reap What They Sow!!!***
***Names - Numbers - Lists...!!!***
***What you read is what you get regarding me***
***PRIVACY VIOLATORS - Get Fucked & DIE badly!! LMFAO!!***
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My Favored Clubs:
1. Flight Club - BEST IMHO right now! {Xtras readily available}
2.
3.
4.
5. BT's Executive Club - {Xtras readily available at cheaper cost - Talent not as good as FC} - 2012 Ex-ATF's Club
6. The Penthouse Club - Detroit - {VERY Expensive $$$$$$ Xtras available} - Retired 2011 Ex-ATF's Club
7.
8. Coliseum - {Has possible Potential - Quality of Xtras not consistent IMHO & IME - Have had little luck here}
9. Bogart's - 2010 Ex-ATF's Club - {Xtras always available, BUT Quality of talent can be SORELY lacking at times}
10. Partners Tavern - Erie, PA - {OK, only 1 visit - Had Xtras}
11. Déjà Vu - Toledo - {Up & Down + Hot & Cold regarding Xtras - Better chance now on Sundays & Mondays seemingly according to an INSIDER - FS more likely than BBBJs}
12. Kisses Showgirls - {Dancers like OTC, a greedy club - Xtras available with right girl, but not recently} - DC
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15.
Favored TUSCL/TwoSheds Members in Alphabetical Order:
1. boogieknight369
2. Club_Goer @
3. COclubber *@
4. HonestT *@
5. hornyinohio @ - {TwoSheds Member also}
6. jestrite50 @
7. MADDOG_ROMEO @
8. motorhead @
9. Mrpink
10. Nina ** - {TwoSheds Member}
11. pabloantonio
12. Papi_Chulo @
13. rediguan
14. Stiletto25 @ - {VERY Special!}{MIA - A REAL Shame she is probably gone}
15. tenisbum1776 **@ - Back!
16. vincemichaels *@ {MIA??}
17. Viper GTS - {TwoSheds Member}
18. Downriverdude - {TwoSheds Member}
* = Have met in person
** = Plan to Meet in person
@ = Know real 1st name
# = Probationary :)
List of Most Favored Dancers & Active ATF:
1. **** - BT's
2. A** - Flight Club - Days
3. M***** - Flight Club - Days
4. M****** @&Â¥ - xxx - Days
5. T**** @&Â¥ - PHC - Days - ostensibly retired
6. T*** @&Â¥ - Bogarts - Days - Gone With the Wind, destination UNKNOWN
7. K****** - Flight Club - Nights?
$ = Know Real 1st Name
@ = Know Real 1st & Last names
Â¥ = Know Real Address
& = SUM
¤ = Active ATF
List of Dancers I want to meet in the VIP Room who I have YET to meet!!!!!!
1. M***** $ - Déjà Vu/Toledo - Nights
2. L*** - Flight Club
3. B****** - Bogart's - Nights
4. D******** - Bogart's - Nights
5. D******* - BT's - Nights
6. L*** - BT's Nights - GND - GONE??
7. M** - Déjà Vu/Toledo - Nights
8. M******* - BT's - Nights
9. N*** - ?
$ = Know Real 1st Name
@ = Know Real 1st & Last names
Â¥ = Know Real Address
& = SUM
List of Dancers to AVOID - ROBs or worse:
1. *** - @&¥ [Toledo resident] - Déjà Vu?? - Days/Mostly Nights
2. S******* $ - Kisses Showgirls
3. D***** - Kisses Showgirls
4. A***** - Flight Club - PHC? - Coliseum?
5. M****** - @&Â¥ - BT's - Days
6. V****** - $ [W/SWM resident] / [PV] - TSM
$ = Know Real 1st Name
@ = Know Real 1st & Last names
Â¥ = Know Real Address
& = SUM
Do NOT Like List of TUSCL/TwoSheds Members, Ever Growing Unfortunately [NO WAY to get rid of them, YET!!! - But there is hope when a Moderator appears FINALLY!]
***NOT A POWER LIST IN ORDER - New additions go to the Bottom:
1. Is
2. C
3. Dr ^ #
4. R
5. S ^
6. G
7. Ts +
8. Sl
9. B
10. H
11. J
12. L
13. J4 ^
14. t ^
15. J0 ^
16. Cr
17. s3
18. D ^
19. s9
20. KK [PV]^
21. Vs
22. Er
23. Tp ^
24. d2
25. Te ^~
26. T
27. m6 ^
28. j ^
29. L3
30. z8 ^
31. Co
32. s ^
33. Ce ^
34. Dy
35. d ^
36. b ^
37. T ^ (
38. P ^
39. b ^
40. to ^
41. Dl [PV][HLP]^
42. mg ^
43. g [PV][HLP]^
44. BN +
45. J9 ^ [Who is this new A.H. - An alias I think]
46. SS ^
47. W ^
48. A
49. sr ^
***50. b6 ^ [Well this Moron wins the Asshole of the Month award for being #50]
51. gs ^ [The NEWEST Asshole! - They're multiplying rapidly - Dougster is spreading his contaminated seed around TOO MUCH. LMFAO!!]
52. tl [PV] ^
53. to ^
54. TF ^
55. Ty ^
56. St ^
57. m1 ^
58. Ly ^
59. Ka ^
***60. m ^ [Well this Moron wins the Asshole of the Month [Sept] award for being #60]
61. *e ^
62. re ^
63. Bs ^
64. A. ^ [The NEWEST Asshole! Or just maybe an OLD 1 with infected shit for brains!!!]
65.
66.
67.
68.
69.
70.
↓?????? WHO WILL BE #70??? - {To protect the GUILTY &/or INNOCENT! And to expose the Profane, the LIARS, the mocking, the Vicious, the Crazy, the TOTALLY & COMPLETELY illiterate, the Bizarre, the Racists, the INSANELY self-important, the PRIVACY VIOLATORS and the HIGHLY delusional! NO ass kissing either - heh *********}
Take some guesses. Some are really rather OBVIOUS & well known. And I see you are now taking some wild and ridiculous GUESSES and guessing badly too!! LMAO - NO more guesses about who is on the List? Heh? I guess it is too hard for the Attack Dogs. Their creature brains/neurons are TOO TINY & weak. LMFAO!!!
POST SCRIPTUM:
Truly BEAUTY is in the eyes of the Beholder - male & female alike, & experience in the pocket of the man with experienced age and intelligence like me LOL, if used well. In that I firmly BELIEVE!
Besides being a VERY Disliked & often VERY HATED Patron Saint & TUSCL's resident White Knight [NOT the ASSHOLE using that Handle!!!]. [Someone NEEDS to be, to Stand Up for all those set upon by the Evil Vile ATTACK Dogs - (You ALL know who they ARE!)] I'm also VERY Flawed and quite far from being Perfect [Something VERY few, if any members here would dare to admit, their MASSIVE EGOS simply wouldn't permit such a HONEST admission] besides being VERY, VERY, VERY strongly Opinionated, sometimes very feisty & very confrontational, but usually & typically rational & unafraid to express my opinions whether other people & some fellow TUSCL members like my opinions or NOT! And some REALLY, REALLY do HATE my opinions based on the replies and ATTACKS on said opinions & upon me PERSONALLY!! And that is just TOO damned FUCKING BAD! I will NOT stop expressing my opinions, EVER!!! Just get used to it and accept the FACT. I'll stand completely alone if necessary! [There are members who support me, just not publicly usually] ;))
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My WORDS of WISDOM: ;)
***I'm here FOREVER & EVER, although I may take breaks!!! - Attacking me won't get rid of me! HEAR that ASSHOLES!!!***
***How about finding MORE important subjects to start threads about INSTEAD about me. Hmm... I'm not very interesting, really!***
***I asked and I received, THX*** / ***I have the TOOL to counter sneak attacks! - LOL***
***An Iron Handed Moderator is NEEDED to ban & rid TUSCL of the Do NOT Like List of TUSCL Members, especially Dr / I can follow rules, but MOST of the List undoubtedly won't be able to. LMFAO***
***RESPECT the Privacy of PMs and Family Please*** / ***UNFORTUNATELY there are TOTAL ASSHOLES who don't respect PRIVACY and reveal the contents of PMs out of vicious maliciousness - This behavior REQUIRES a Moderator's intervention and REMOVAL from the TUSCL site of those who violate privacy, FOREVER!!!*** / ***If you don't like receiving PMs & having yours BLOCKED, there are 2 easy ways to deal with it.***
***Will watch the grass grow from a Macroscopic POV***
***DON'T HATE [Misogyny] or HURT [Sadism] Women & Dancers fellow members, it is terrible poison. Love them!! Treat them really well!! And have GREAT, enjoyable Sex with them. You'll be a better & happier & healthier person for it. Hate is bad. And hurting Women and Dancers is illegal. Did you read this xxx? I remember well your comments - I'll always remember them!!! And I WILL remind you if NEEDED publicly!***
***Fidelity - A seemingly Unknown, Unappreciated, not Understood and a rejected Concept by a great many TUSCL members. Too bad for their BETRAYED Serious Significant Others and Spouses.***
***The Vaginal Intercourse Obsession - A very interesting quirk of the Masculine attitude regarding sex with women & of a man's view of his masculine sex needs and how he fulfills them and injects his seed*** / ***Some recent Threads make my point EXACTLY!!! LOL***
***Also don't Drink Alcohol [And Drive!!!], Smoke cigarettes or do Illicit Drugs - These things will KILL YOU!!! And possibly Kill innocent others***
***DON'T carry any GUNS - people end up DEAD, usually someone you know! - REPEAL the 2nd Amendment - Right NOW! - Disband the NRA!!*** / ***Repeal "Stand Your Ground" Laws*** / ***Also send in the BLACK Helicopters RIGHT away to confiscate & DESTROY all GUNS!! LMFAO*** / ***FUCK YOU NRA!! You are HEARTLESS!!!***
***There is NO Deity/God / We're ALL made of Star Dust [From Supernovas][NOT "String Theory" IMHO]***
***4 More Years & perhaps 2 Supreme Court appointments to move the Court more towards the middle or left - The Sooner the BETTER!! Hillary in 2016 for President & 8 more years in the White House and Democratic Rule, & maybe 8 more after that & a few Supreme Court appointments getting RID of the far Right Justices!!!***
Maybe I should change my handle to "Saint Vitus", the Patron Saint of Dancers![Sarcasm] [Except for KK] {She seems to have vanished, which is just fine with me. She wasn't a nice person. TOO bad she didn't take a bunch of this site's ASSHOLES with her!}{DAM she has RETURNED! Go away again!}
What do you think? I guess it will have to be a 2nd alias. Don't steal the alias on me. We already have TOO damned many multiple alias people on the Forum, don't we Dr & Dl & tg & j9. LOL
New Focus owner too! Great Automobile - Nice Job Ford - Still wish I had a Corvette though, once a Vette owner - always a Vette Lover!!! [Love the '73 Vette - Red on Red!]
[Believe all the above or not - You'll NEVER know for SURE!]
The JHR Company®
However, there are two similar, yet different definitions.
A) a deceitful and unreliable scoundrel. Syn: rascal, rougue, scalawag
B) one who is playfully mischievous. Syn: scamp, imp
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So which definition?
Now that has got to be the funniest post of an already very funny night!
before you open any psycho PMs from alucard you probably want to read this:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
Public apology to Alucard--I want to publically announce that I don't know how big his penis is.
Posted October 20, 2012
This was the exchange. We had over PM:
Well I won't be buying what you are selling Miss. You don't seem to be capable of understanding what I am saying. I am far from a typical person that you may service.
By the way, the insult at the end of your PM was TOTALLY uncalled for. I almost never use the female dog label in regards to women, but you earned it with the unnecessary insult.
- Alucard
-Original Message--
Dude. Ur taking this way too seriously! Stop thinking so much! Stop looking for a reason to argue, because its making u miss what I'm actually saying. I have had 50 die hard regs over the years. Every single one if them was just dying for free OTC action. They all wanted something real. But strippers aren't mean to be real. It's not safe or profitable for us to give ourselves away for free to everyone who loves us or has a credit card. When I say "satisfied," I mean a giving a guy everything he wants. Love, sex, real emotion... And maybe not all customers want that, but all regulars do want that. All regulars eventual terminate the arrangements they have with me when they finally realize its not going to happen. This is my job: When ur with me, I will make u smile, stimulate u physically, listen to ur problems and actually care. I'll make you love me, make u happy and be your vision of what all women should be like. Then, at 2 am. It's over. U only get to love me until 2. Then I'll kiss ur neck, walk away and go fuck someone with a much larger dick than u have.
--Original Message--
I think the problem is our differing personal definitions of. Tease & Satisfaction. From my end of things our personal definitions appear to be Worlds apart Kittykate.
We can further discuss it, or leave it as it stands now.
Thank you for your time and kind reply if you choose to reply.
Sincerely - Alucard
I just want to saw to him and his pals that I do not have any idea how large or small his dick is. I don't plan to find out, either. But, that's besides the point. Just want to say to him and his bros, that I was not talking about him in my message. I was talking about a generic stripper customer, not a real life experience. Unless Alucard knows something I don't, I don't thing, I've danced for him before. Funny thing is, if he had, he'd love me. I'm very sweet in the club. But I didn't come here to please anyone. I just came to be honest and bring a new perspective. Anyway. Sorry buddy. I really wasn't trying to piss you off. I've gotten a pile of PMs from other dudes who know exactly what I mean to say and know that it has nothing to do with bad customer service. I honestly wasn't talking about you, in my little imagined scenio. I was just talking about a generalized version of many other people that I danced for. You are not one of those, so calm the fuck down. And honestly, my man his packing some inches. Your average dude can't compete.
: )
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
***Alucard DESTROYED on 2Sheds***
Posted December 8, 2013
twosheds.com/clubBB/viewtopic.php?f=62&t…
"Well since you don't want to explain why, then I will, first, I wasn't the red head u expected, but I sent u an up to date photo with my dark hair...deedadee. I WAS slightly thicker, not fat by any means but had curve and still do, but now I'm just a lot more tone, slightly thinner because I refuse to ever be a stick figure, I'd rather eat a fucking steak than a crueton any day.
Aww did my driving scare you? Because it was fucking hilarious!!!! Ya, thats right, I have road rage, I drive like a fucking maniac and I drive a stick shift that is also a drifter, so I race my baby any chance I get, you had your own car, you should have took it or deal with how I roll...well with how I go.
Now, on to the best part, when we got back to the nasty motel you rented, after your rudeness to the waitress and looking like a fucking bum off the streets, I wasn't very enthusiastic, trust me, I'll proudly say I can suck a dick, I love it and am damn good at it, but I have to be able to find it first, when your stretch mark flabby belly hangs half a foot past your flaccid winky, well what do you expect? When you have rotten nubs for teeth, what do you expect. So ya our time sucked, and I still feel the need to wash my mouth out with a bottle of rubbing alcohol every time I get flash backs of that awful, horrid, terrifying, and flat out disgusting time, and yup you still paid me, and I more than earned it from just being seen in public with you, sweat pants, holy shirt, greasy hair down to your chin that looked like it hadn't.been washed or brushed in weeks, no teeth. Thank GOD I made you shower before I even came near you...fuckin yuck!!!!
Dude, really, I got no problem busting myself out, I got no problem calling a spade a spade, like I said before, TELL THESE FOLKS SOMETHING THEY DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
Yes I'm embarrassed, yes I put zero and I mean ZERO enthusiasm into our session, but had you met hardforacheapfuck(thanks TS) you probably would have just took the money and run, and please believe, I thought about it on more than one occasion, never ever ever on any date with a guy I have met on here(met a few, all except one were the shit!!!) Did I have to pop a xanex bar, I only take those at night or in majority stressful moments.
So go ahead flaccid, tell them, tell them how bad I was, and I'll admit it, I was Terrible, I was humiliated, I was disgusted....oh God I yuck!!!!!!!!"
Worked out well for Valerie on twosheds...oh, wait...
I hate the current population drugs that seem to be popular in the clubs. Back in the day (15+ years ago), coke was popular in the clubs that I frequented in the northeast, which was not so bad as the girls still seemed alert.Â
Much more common now is weed, which was also an issue back in the day but really seems to have permeated the dancer community now. Not only does the shit stink in my opinion, but pothead dancers are no fun as the weed tends to mellow them out just a little too much for my tastes.
Even worse, however, is heroin, which is a real problem in the clubs that I know frequent in the south. The girls who are on this shit can barely function and I am seeing way too many using this stuff now. I recently had a girl actually nodding off with her head hitting my chest and saw another girl falling off of the bar stool. And, of course, my recent post about a horrible OTC experience also involved a girl on heroin.
I really hate these drugs. I'm starting to look upon the day when most dancers simply over-drank with a certain amount of nostalgia - lol.
DougsterÂ
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commented August 25, 2013
If it wasn't for these drug addictions the "success rate" of The System might only be 10% of what it is today. But your head is so far up your ass as demonstrated by your recent epic OTC failure you'll never realize that. I'm surprised you aren't thankful for the addictions (well in one recent notorious thread of yours you were, niw per your usual MO you are flopping all over the place.)
Yes Hotstuff69babi I know what I want. Nothing happens without total agreement by both parties.
RIP good man. You have returned to the STARDUST!!!