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licked

What if you got licked by lizard lick towing company? Do you thikb you would stand a chance of fighting those guys?

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Guys, protect yourself!

Ask any divorced man out there and he will tell you that women can be much more dangerous than any tough guy. A man will attack you head on, with women, you will never see it coming. Brings me…

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if you like strippers and cake then click on dis

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my new CF looks like this blond singer praise god

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lmfao

lol

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my atf looks a lot like this bitch but with red hair

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good video about wet pussy

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black lights body paint and strippers

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lost in my zone shyt

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explain to me please

what does the long con look like ?

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what does this mean ?

what does it means at 4 am when the club is closing and a dancer ask me if she can go home with me ? is this free or paid ?

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bathroom trolls

what is the biggest tip you have ever soon in the trolls basket ? I saw a fifty last week lol... was he giving extras ? lol

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Bachelorette buzzkill

Was at my fave club last night and this happened twice. The big problem the club has us that the stage is small, poorly lit and new rules don't allow dancers to touch guys who are tipping. So they've pretty…

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On line dating in France. :)

https://www.youtube.com/v/_CwHrJt8Oz8

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The Correlation Between Political Ideology and Strip Club Quality

The quality of strip clubs in any particular city is obviously a multi-faceted issue that has many causes. Nonetheless, the prevailing political climate of a city or state -- conservative or liberal -- is an obvious factor in most…

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Ottawa, Canada 2AMer.

OTTAWA - The Ottawa Police Service's Guns and Gangs Unit is investigating a shooting outside an east end strip club (St. Laurent Blvd near Belfast Rd). Officers were called to the scene around 2:30 this morning. The victim was shot once in…

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Best...perfume...EVAH!!!

Support a poor girl who got a regrettable boob job and has had good experiences co-starring with sharks. www.egotastic.com/2014/08/tara-reid-releases-sharknado-perfume/ I'm sure all of the classiest strippers will be wearing this shit.

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hi This is a nice club...

Hi This is a nice club It is very classy....When you come in you will have to pay around 30 dollar cover...Then there is a upstairs closed on weekedays except for VIP Area....I like…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

I decided to try this place...

I decided to try this place out on a whim, and I'm glad that I did. The club is clean, and the restrooms are super clean and updated. The guy at the front door was…

French Quarter

Hot Springs, Arkansas

When I entered the club I...

When I entered the club I observed a very clean and neat atmosphere. I was greeted immediately by management and dance staff. There were two dancers on day shift as people were coming and going.…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

Came in by myself. First went...

Came in by myself. First went to Spearmint Rhino and asked if they sold alcohol. They said no and sent me over here to their sister club. Very pleasantly surprised. The women are a great…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

If you want high mileage for...

If you want high mileage for you buck and have low standards than this is the club. Don't get me wrong, this club is right up my alley, I have enjoyed myself every time…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Great atmosphere. The attendants are...

Great atmosphere. The attendants are polite and courteous, plus discreet. The girls are generally young and cute, decent bodies. Buy them a drink and they like to hang out one…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

There were a decent amount of...

There were a decent amount of people in the club on a Saturday night, but the girls weren't exactly what you'd guess a weekend staff would be. I went in expecting the best of the…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Have not been to this club...

Have not been to this club for a couple of years. I was disappointed over the quality of the dancers. Most of them were a bit overweight. There was a small crowd and…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

I went there around 11pm on...

I went there around 11pm on Saturday. Parked my car at valet ($7), and cover charge was $10. It is very big inside and pretty clean. Inside is HUGE with 7 poles (I think), but…

Club 1444

Springfield, Oregon

This was my third visit to...

This was my third visit to the 1444 this year. I found the dancers and bartender (Angelina) to be friendly. In the early afternoon there wasn't many patrons around so I got alot of attention.…

JB's Gentlemens Club

Dunbar, West Virginia

I've been to a lot of...

I've been to a lot of strip clubs. And I've never been to what I would consider an outright "bad" one until tonight. I mean, the worst place they're showing tits is better…

Sheer Fantasy

St. Albans, West Virginia

I went to Sheer Fantasy after...

I went to Sheer Fantasy after having a bad experiece down the street at JB's. I would not normally show up at a club with only an hour to close. There were only…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Dropped in about 3pm on a...

Dropped in about 3pm on a Saturday. First visit. I was the only customer, and only 1 girl was working. She was a cute older blonde with D cup boobs and a nice…

Hanky Panky

North Fair Oaks, California

Stopped by Last Tuesday night around...

Stopped by Last Tuesday night around 11:30pm. As I enter the bouncer wants me to pay the cover, I said how about you let me in to just see - The guy just said alright.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Best club in NYC, but be...

Best club in NYC, but be willing to part with some jing fellas. Girls from all kinds of places, plenty of the Eurostuff, but some Americans as well. But girls of all colors, shapes and…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I was here last night and...

I was here last night and it began off poorly. The dancers weren't my type, very skinny and seemed to not like black guys. The black dancers tried to talk me into a private dance…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Visited Cafe Atlantis the other day....

Visited Cafe Atlantis the other day. Airport location and a bit out of the way. The interior is a bit run down and has seen better days, but it's not too bad. The women are…

The School House Bikini Bar

Neoga, Illinois

Went on a friday around 10...

Went on a friday around 10 P.M. as they open only Thu, Fri, and Sat. There were only few dancers around 4-5. All of them were around 5 except one cute and friendly 7 baby(forgot…

Brass Stables

Nashville, Tennessee

I had never been to...

I had never been to a strip club in Nashville even though I had been there several times. A work conference in Nashville led to me upgrading the hotel that my work had provided,…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Visited a few weeks ago. Being...

Visited a few weeks ago. Being the only game in town this place has never had to try very hard, but they do run daily and monthly drink/food specials and keep new dancers flowing through…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

Had a excellent time friendly staff...

Had a excellent time friendly staff great dancers. Most the dancers are small petite girls but the put on a good show. Actually will sit down and talk to you and not make you feel…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Cabaret Royale, and, based on the mixed reviews here, I was curious to see how it went. I went on a Saturday from about 6:00 to 8:00 p.m.…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Top notch, although bouncers seemed pretty...

Top notch, although bouncers seemed pretty pushy on certain things that seemed minor. Good experience there though. There furniture is great and comfortable and the girls were very nice. So was the…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Went there on a Saturday afternoon...

Went there on a Saturday afternoon and found an empty club with 5 dancers. 3 of them were not interested in making any money, so they just sat around eating and talking for 2 hours,…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

In short... This may be your...

In short... This may be your best option in Atlantic City. On Friday and Saturday nights, prepare for a packed club. Guys line up down Atlantic Ave waiting to get in. Inside... More girls…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Went there on a Saturday night....

Went there on a Saturday night. Paid 11$ to get in. Had a drink and immediately dancers kept coming in. I was not ready yet for dance so I declined. There were dancers on the…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

This is almost two different clubs. I...

This is almost two different clubs. I pulled in the parking lot and there were about 20 cars. I went around to the front and paid the cover. Not much, $3-5 I don't remember exactly. Went…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

This club is NOT the best...

This club is NOT the best in the area. I’d rather spend a day at the National Zoo than come here. The customer service is HORRIBLE; besides two or three dimes the girls are just…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

From all the reviews here and...

From all the reviews here and elsewhere, it seemed like Baby Dolls was THE place to visit in Dallas. Well, I haven’t seen them all, but Baby Dolls did not disappoint. I went on a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

If you're short on cash and...

If you're short on cash and want to have a good time at a strip club, welcome to Heavenly Bodies. Nothing beats the price of beer and drinks for $1.50 each, as well as $25…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Bazz & Crue is a good...

Bazz & Crue is a good club. The customer service here is great. Even the bathroom is very clean. Bazz is located at 7752. It's easy to miss because it's in the cut of a mall.…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since I had last visited a club, and decided to stop by here. This is located very close to the Galleria in a pretty upscale area. I was…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

This is a very easy going...

This is a very easy going club and I had a good time. Physically, the club is old, the furniture worn, and the layout a little strange. For example, there is a hand rail in…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

I was visiting Seattle and this...

I was visiting Seattle and this club is located right across from Pikes Place Market. Great location to sneak away for a visit to a strip club. I thought that is was an…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

We in Atlanta for business and...

We in Atlanta for business and first visited oasis which was cool but a little slow. This place on the other hand was awesome although doesn't appear to be in the nicest part of…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Thursday night visit from 9:30 to...

Thursday night visit from 9:30 to 11:30 pm. The parking lot was full but inside the club was only half full but at the same time the dancer hustle factor seemed low only a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Starting with the location and layout...

Starting with the location and layout of the club. This club is located very close to O'hare so if you are a traveler this is definitely a place worth checking out. There is lit parking…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

this place is a dive. staff...

this place is a dive. staff is friendly, and cheap beer specials, but the quality of the dancers is really sub par. (with the occasional exception) can you enjoy yourself and have a good time here?…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

bigtuna was at club lust last...

bigtuna was at club lust last night in Greenville south Carolina and I agree with jackieclub this club is the best in Greenville in every category. the building itself is the nicest and most plush…

Wonderland Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Went there the other night fora...

Went there the other night fora friend if mines birthday. Pretty cool atmosphere. 50-50 in the girls. Some are fugly as shit. But others thick in all the right places and sexy as hell. After…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

The bouncers, the cocktail waitresses, the...

The bouncers, the cocktail waitresses, the bartenders to the girl at the door-all treat you with respect. Which I like! There were not that many people when I entered but picked up some since…

Diamond Club

Orlando, Florida

Walked in and was greeted with...

Walked in and was greeted with a $3 door fee, LOL kinda laughed it off. Went to the bar and grabbed a bucket of beers, because it was cheaper and plus it is a pain…

New Claudine

Benalmádena, Spain

We went to the Ritz last...

We went to the Ritz last night around 10 pm. It was my third time there, but first in a while. The door guy was kind of a jerk, but that's not atypical.…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

The Foxy Lady in Providence has...

The Foxy Lady in Providence has become my favorite place to go when I am looking for beautiful and sweet girls to look at and talk to. Weekends after 10:00 pm tend to become…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

I was visiting Kzoo for work,...

I was visiting Kzoo for work, and needed to kill some time. This club is okay, but the girls were not all that friendly. I tried to talk to a few girls, but they didn't…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

For me, Caddy is two different...

For me, Caddy is two different clubs. I have been here when there are 5 or 6 girls that meet my interests - young, pretty, petite, and natural boobs; and there are times when…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

What a night. Hot sexy...

What a night. Hot sexy ladies everywhere making their rounds. Didn't get a very good table since the place was packed but that didn't stop the dancers from coming by and finding us…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

First visit to Hustler. Called for...

First visit to Hustler. Called for Free limo. Quick pickup(15 min). Driver,Curtis, was courteous and friendly. Arrived after midnight. FREE admission. Caught the end of amateur night. Place was not busy. There looked to be about…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

It is a small SC in...

It is a small SC in Stamford CT. The private parking lot was jammed pack with cars so I parked down the block. The admission was 5$ and the security at the door did pat…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Driving through the area and I...

Driving through the area and I had to make another stop at this wonderful club. This time there were more dancers on shift probably 15. They are not all 10's but there are…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

This place is always hit or...

This place is always hit or miss and this time was a miss. I came in about 2 in the afternoon and most of the dancers were up at the front bar or at…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

This a very high line club...

This a very high line club and can be very expensive if you go the VIP ROUTE. It is $20 at the door and then you walk into a very large bar and stage area.…

Vivid

New York, New York

I love the layout of this...

I love the layout of this club. It's modern and immaculate. It's absolutely beauitiful. It currently has the problems that all new clubs have: few customers so there's few girls working, so…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Get the right girl at a...

Get the right girl at a choice and you'll have plenty of fun on the couches or up in the VIP. I've reviewed this club a lot, but one thing that seems to have changed…

Buffalo Jump

Gallatin Gateway, Montana

The girls were friendly and hot....

The girls were friendly and hot. Bartender was great as well. That's about all the positive I can say. Came as a couple on a not busy night. Front door staff was a douche.…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Dropped by during the early afternoon,...

Dropped by during the early afternoon, and it was a fairly slow day. Looked busy with all the cars in the parking lot, but there were less than 10 customers. When you first walk in, they…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Got an excellent reminder of why...

Got an excellent reminder of why I hadn't been to CENTERFOLDS in so long. Entered with a pass--good thing because any admission fee would have been wasted. $5 for my obligatory bottled water. Turns out…

Eden Exotic Entertainment

Edmonton, Alberta

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Visited eden club last tuesday night, it was advertised as wet t shirt night, so there was lots of girls in the club, very nice ambience to club,…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on a late Thursday...

Stopped in on a late Thursday afternoon, I decided to take a break from my usual haunts, Players and Coliseum. The place has been endlessly described (mandatory valet $7); I took the stairs to the…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

This club is in decent shape....

This club is in decent shape. Girls are friendly. I was approached right away and asked if I wanted some company. Good looking girl, early 20s, nice body. There were maybe…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I would avoid this place until...

I would avoid this place until they finish construction. It will most likely be one hell of a place if it ever gets finished. I heard the security guys saying there is one general contractor…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This is a composite review of...

This is a composite review of the last two times I went to EB. Both visits were mid week around shift change. Overall, EB is growing to be a favorite club of mine. I…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

This was a second visit. The...

This was a second visit. The first time was during the week and there weren't that many girls working. Most were between 6s and 7s, one 9, and she was sizzling. This time there were…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I never was disappointed by coming...

I never was disappointed by coming to this club, the atomasphere of this club is top rank and quality of girls are just unmatchable near the area. I went to this club on Monday…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Depending on what you want... food...

Depending on what you want... food is great, music is great, dancers are ugly to say the least. There are 2 marginal looking girls and one gorgeous one, the smaller of the 2 runs her…

Cristal Night Club

Mayagüez, Puerto Rico

This club is decent. I didn't...

This club is decent. I didn't like it since you can't talk to the girls and it's in a really off the path location. The security isn't great but the location seems peaceful. Maybe it's better…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Well first off i must say...

Well first off i must say that i used to be a regular out at the Beaverton location but since the sting last year have not gone back as things have gone way downhill from…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped by Little Darlings after...

I stopped by Little Darlings after attending a conference in Las Vegas. This was the only strip joint I visited during my time there because I was looking for fully nude dancers. It's also significantly…

Sam's After Dark

Los Angeles, California

Sam's After Dark was simply an...

Sam's After Dark was simply an okay experience. Compared to it's sister, Sam's Hofbrau (in which you should go to first to get half off tickets), it seems that some of the not-so-great dancers…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

I walked in there today. ...

I walked in there today. The place was really dark with neon lights around the stage. There were around 6 dancers with a 10 guys sitting around the stage. I ordered a…

The G Spot

Sugarloaf, Pennsylvania

My older reviews cover the layout,...

My older reviews cover the layout, etc., so I won't go into that. I think I started coming here in 2011 or 2012 and mostly it's the same. The dancers have changed, some…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

Beyond the cover charge - $20...

Beyond the cover charge - $20 to use the VIP, and all private dances happen in the VIP. First thing you should know. Second thing: this place feels far more like a brothel than a strip…

Angie's Show Palace

Dieppe, New Brunswick

According to the comments I have...

According to the comments I have heard Angie's is the only strip club in Moncton area. If you know this it goes a long way in explaining Angie's. The club is small and nothing spectacular.…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

After a promising visit last time...

After a promising visit last time I decided to go back and see if things had continued to improve. Unfortunately the standard of girls has definitely not improved - it has gone a little downhill.…

Pink Rhino

Phoenix, Arizona

was in the area for work...

was in the area for work early Tuesday evening around 6 or 7. Decided to check this place out and kill some time while beating rush hour. decor / drinks were ok, but the lack…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

Showed up on Sunday because the...

Showed up on Sunday because the website said they were "now open on sundays", but I guess they meant as abar because nobody was there to dance. I walked in and no one was on…

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Another weird one

Think of the stripper you'd most like to do regular OTC with. Now think of your second choice. Your second choice want the same money for each pork session as your first choice. But choice number two…

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Hobby Mickey!

Six dollars you don't have in your pocket now, but you can! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87GsHvjes6E awww there's my Mickey! also when did this site change for the first goddamn time in 10 yrs??

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What hobbies do you have?

So what hobbies do tuscers partake in that don't involve strip clubs or strippers? Mine are poker and playing basketball. Combine those with sex and there's my 3 favorite things to do. I never have enough time to do…

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Women's Voices

Women's voices fascinate me. On my vacation in England I was attended by a waitress with the husky, throaty voice that really turns me on. Combined with the girl's accent(south west England) I was soon sporting a chubby solely from…

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Ebola victim in Atlanta

Piggiebacking off motor heads discussion...so this person just arrived and in the way too Emory not that far from a lot of strip clubs including follies...will this detract business or keep the dancers away?!?! Just sum food 4 thought

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How to tell if a female is having a stroke, remember the word STRIP

If she can flash her tits, she's probably ok. kidding aside, I read you can tell if someone is having a stroke by remembering the letters STR but I can remember the word strip much easier. S Ask…

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new device to keep cats off of you

perfect arch I just saw the commercial. https://www.purrfectarch.com/ There seems to be a lot of cat avatars on here.

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Augusta GA suck for strip clubs.

From a recent review: "The girls do what they can to make it worth it for you, but a police officer patrols the three strip clubs in the area and just walks in and around the club once every 20 minutes…

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How many people do you think Church and Business leaders will kill?

That is by not worrying about others dying from spreading germs by shaking hands? Thousands die each year from the flu. Now the Ebola virus is running rampant in Africa and the kill rate is 60 percent of…

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Copy 'n paste

I haven't submitted a review in awhile, but I just noticed the following statement when I was in that area today. "WARNING: We have a zero tolerance policy for plagarism. If we find out you submit a review as your own…

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Troll feeders are no better than the trolls.

What is the matter with you guys? Are your lives so boring that you have nothing better to do? Or do you really enjoy the childish behavior of the trolls? You know who you are and so do the posters…

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Donuts must make you real sleeeeeeeepy

Detroit Cop Sleeping In Cruiser: http://youtu.be/fOHL0-c2B-g

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

I don't know about this place....

I don't know about this place. It's almost claustrophobic to be in there. The girls are actually a little more down to earth than in most places. They will chat without the…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Its been a few years since...

Its been a few years since I last visited the club, so I decided to stop by on a Friday night. Club is clean, but really dark inside. There is one large stage and there…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since I had been to Subi's, and the opportunity arose to stop in last Friday afternoon. Subi's is in a cement block building like many others in its area.…

Scores New York

New York, New York

I went on a weekday and...

I went on a weekday and it was dead. There were maybe 12 girls, four 7s, one 10, the rest broken. The 10 was spectacular, though. We went VIP and she made me feel like…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Stopped by Crazy Horse Theatre on...

Stopped by Crazy Horse Theatre on a recent trip to SF. It has been normal go to spot in SF. I keep considering trying Mitchell Brothers, but the price seems too rich for my blood. I…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Had some time to kill before...

Had some time to kill before a date and decided to pull into Curves around 9:30 to watch some of the local dancing girls. Being the middle of the week and the middle of summer…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

So depending on who you are,...

So depending on who you are, this is either a great club or a lousy one. If you like skinny young ladies (21-30, rather 21-25), this is a great club, many of them here. If…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

If you're wondering which of the...

If you're wondering which of the three clubs in downtown Augusta is the best, it's this one. My review is going to pertain to a Friday night from 9:30pm up until 12:30am. There were…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Just got back from this club,...

Just got back from this club, and it's 3am late on Friday night. I had a great time, which actually really surprised me, as I'd heard the dancers and lapdances in this area can…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

OK, this was a huge disappointment,...

OK, this was a huge disappointment, as were the other two COI clubs I tried before heading back to my downtown LA hotel, disappointed. I drove a good 30 minutes in my rental and was greeted…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Damn! Well let me start off...

Damn! Well let me start off by saying that no one there speaks English. Every waitress or waiter wants to hustle you for "de ice" even if you only have 2 24s on you. The…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

Went while I was on a...

Went while I was on a break from work. Porn star Katie Morgan was gonna be there, and I was hoping to catch her. I got there at 10, and she showed up on stage…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

I visited Babes on Friday night....

I visited Babes on Friday night. I walked in and there is a girl sitting at a counter to take your cover charge. It was 15 to get in military ID gets you in…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Visited on a late afternoon and...

Visited on a late afternoon and found 3 girls, all fairly pretty, nice bartender, light crowd, got 2 dances but did not enjoy them, lap dances are topless only. 2nd visit for me. Try to…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

For the most beautiful dancers this...

For the most beautiful dancers this is by far the best club in southern California. Most of the girls are 8's and 9's with a couple of 10's. If you can't find a hot chick…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

After a hiatus of more than...

After a hiatus of more than a year, I decided to give DVCOI another try. And I did not disappoint! The club layout has not changed much. It's still not the best decorated club around,…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Not a whole lot of options...

Not a whole lot of options in the Northern VA area. Have been to 1320 a few times and avoided this club based on reviews about the cost. Decided to check it out…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

After several months away from this...

After several months away from this club, I made a visit last night. Sadly, things have gotten worse. It hardly seems possible they could get worse, but they did. "Detroit" style dances…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Was working my way up and...

Was working my way up and down the block and decided to give Pussycat a try. It was emptier than usual with very few girls. Sat down, ordered a drink, and right away…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

I have been a few times,...

I have been a few times, always left satisfied. Private dances can be very intimate depending on dancer. Must buy ticket from "bartender." Very inexpensive. It is a small town in Upstate New York. The decor…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Spent a pleasant late Thursday lunch...

Spent a pleasant late Thursday lunch at TD’s North recently. They have removed the bench (couch?) seating around the outside walls and in the dark corners. Now, all of the seating on the floor…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ah, the Vegas Rhino... On a Monday...

Ah, the Vegas Rhino... On a Monday evening it was a "slow" day but still an abundance of fine looking ladies. Couple of dozen early and more arriving as the night progressed. The Rhino is laid…

Sammy's of Mobile

Mobile, Alabama

This club was never one of...

This club was never one of the highest rated clubs and I would never consider it even being one of the best or nicest clubs I've been in. I did have a few fun…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I visited the club last Saturday....

I visited the club last Saturday. Got there a little before 7 so I didn't have to pay the cover charge. Parked w the valet and got a seat at a booth. This is imo…

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Fake or Real, Spit or Swallow

http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/?zx=fef9b5af34c39dc9 "Thursday, July 31, 2014 Interview with Kat, Part 3 SCH: There are other questions my readers like me to ask like, "Breasts, real or fake?" Kat: Which do you think? The safe answer is real because if they're fake, you'd feel complimented if I…

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Topless prophet - episode 2

I have seen the 1st two episodes of topless prophet. In the second episode two girls are recruited to become strippers. I can't remember which club they're at, but there was a brunette with glasses in the episode. I…

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Juiced: from the Tuscl glossary

Juiced: When the Dancer is able to take all the money that you came in the Strip Joint with. I think it should be changed to: When you get bombed by a thousand Juice posts

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July 31-National Orgasm Day

Just found out about this bit of news this morning, watching the news. I hope that some of you perverts did your damn best to live up to the Holiday. I know I did. My hand sure…

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Tropical Lei Remodel

From August 3-5,(Sunday-Tuesday), TL will be closed due to remodeling(finally, thank Aphrodite). Club accordingly.

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OT: Hearts vs Minds

The "hey lowpaw" thread degenerated into me, jerikson40, and Pole_DOC when most folks left. I continued because I thought things that might entertain me would still left to be said. And one was...jerikson40 wrote a rather long post with the…

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Just to start your day.

Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!" "Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry. "We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans…

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i'm hating myself less ... this is bad

I am sinking into the depths of PL-dom, my friends. Let me explain. In the past, I just haven't had the strip club stamina that you guys have. I have never really been able to go to a strip…

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you know who you are my love and i wrote this for you in mine

I Wrote This For You. from the moment we met you knew I was fragile, scared, incapable of love I begged myself to stay away from you, I didn't want to open a freshly healed wound my love for…

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money saving advice from a broke ass bastard

hey people on tuscl this is old james again and im still hard as ever. I found some real good money saving tips on drinks when you club. buy one bottle of three doller water then get free refills in…

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sin is in the strip clubs

my fellow brothers I went ot a club and discovered all kinds of sexual sins

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peace be sexy

my children go froth and get blow jobs

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looks like meeeeoww jay is at it again

jay juice meow really makes this old kat fart

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buying dancers panties ?

how many of us tusclers partack in this act ? also what should my offer be ? I want them so I can smell them and jerk off at home

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giving a rose to a dancer that has warmed up the ice from your heart

yes or no ?

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a personal conection before buying dances

how many of you guys need a more intament conection with the dancer before buying dances,,,i know I do then I buy a lot and I feel the girl treats me like a kang

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do you care about the dancers orgasm ?

its very important to me that I make my provider cum a few good times before I let loose my juice

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ever get shy with the dick

ever work hard on getting sex from a dancer and when its finally going to happen you get dick shy with your penis ? lol I never do just wondering if some of you did with little peckers

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Any of you watch Doomsday Preppers?

The guy killed a rabbit right in front of other rabbits. You ever wonder what rabbits think? Then he had his wife or gf strip the fur off. All this after a scene where two rabbits were getting it on in…

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All Nude

Looking for a place to take my 18 year old son for in his birthday in Louisville, or Cincinnati area?

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Feature return request

Is there any chance we can get back the ability to ignore posters straight from the discussion list? With the new layout, that's the thing I miss the most.

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Requesting a song

I'm headed to the club to see my CF. A song comes on that immediately reminds me of her. It's like the song was written just for me, her, and this evening. I play the song over…

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Detroit suggestions

I know I've asked this before but need some quick advice. I will be doing a Detroit club tour next weekend. Here's where I've been: flight club, BTs, coliseum and penthouse. I love flight club but I think coliseum and…

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Why Isn't It Ever Enough (Stripper Quota Expectations)?

When I first met my CF, she had been dancing for a little less than a year (about 7 mos.). I was immediately taken by her sincerity and sweet, patient, kindhearted nature (very atypical for a stripper). I…

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Strippers for Jesus

This should bring a lot of guys back to the church. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/30/strippers-for-jesus.html

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Mostly serious open letter to Mr. Moose

Brother Bullwinkle has indicated that he's gone uber weird in response to being trolled I'll just say this Mr. Moose...I'm glad you're just tolling back because I was getting worried that you had lost it. But admit it. You…

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Ebola Virus

If there is an outbreak in the US, will you stop clubbing? I won't.

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strippers like and even look for free sex in the clubs while they work

know this is something stripper web don't believe and most dancers don't want you to know about. that whole I don't date patrons is bull fucking shit. I don't know many bitches that truly go by that code. in my…

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jacking off with hot candle wax

is this safe or should I be using mayo ?

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lap dances is worthless and a bad way to spend money

im looking and wanting only sex. since im on a fixed income I cant afford to blow money. so in the proses of making a budget that works for me in my sex life ive noticed how buying dances…

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creating accounts for dancers

I do this. if a dancer gets my attention I will start putting back for down the road if she is good enough to cash out I will have the reserves to pay for all kinds of sexual rampages with…

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crying during a lapdamnce what the fuck is wrong with me

this time its not the dancer but me crying during a good lapdance... what the fuck is wrong with me

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Lapdance king im sorry ive tried for the last year know and i honestly can not l

bruh you must be a jet eye master on busting a nut because I need the sex yes the pussy lips and whole and fo sho the tite plush red lips of a girl giving head....bro in order for me…

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attention all old fuckers on tuscle

whitch one of you old prunes rolled up in my club in Asheville north Carolina and bought like four thousand in dances and hogged up all the hot dancers tonight ? im being serious on this shadow ? magrat? bang…

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do people believe this can happen question mark

do you boys believe that one could cut his strip club cost while maximizing his sex or fun with strippers question mark....well believe this or not its truth and a fact ive proven and still do right now as I…

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bullwinkle you spoke some gospel truth in the fanky thread and i was double post

Bullwinkle aka couch juicebox69 what you just tossed down was gospel truth... this happened to me as well as I but the real me out as well...the trolls at the time destrod me and I came bake much like you…

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Fort Myers 2AMer by auto.

Police arrested a man who they say ran over a patron in the parking lot of a Fort Myers strip club early Tuesday morning. Officers were called to Scarlett's Cabaret on Fowler Street just before 2 a.m. They were told the incident…

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Uncle Leo

Indiana Sheriff gives badge to hooker. What's wrong with that? http://m.wlky.com/news/clark-county-sheriff-arrested-after-fbi-investigation/27204594

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is bullwinkle a juice troll account all along ?

or is it plausible that juice is hacking accounts like our good friend Bullwinkle ? I mean lets get real winkle isn't acting like bullwinkle

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Club Paradise in Vegas closed while police investigate thefts

Details in the following link. http://www.toplessvegasonline.com/club-paradise-is-now-club-purgatory/

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Joke of the Day

Your mama is so fat, when she bends over to adjust her shoe, someone throws a saddle on her.

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ADVICE NEEDED

I'm travelling for business from Boston to Sherbrooke Canada going through New Hampshire. Im looking for either the most upscale strip club that offers mileage or a good MP that is both not in a port o' potty and has…

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John Abraham busted at 4 in the afternoon for DUI.

NFL star John Abraham was leaving the Pink Pony strip club -- AT 4PM -- when he was arrested for DUI in Georgia ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports. The Arizona Cardinals linebacker was popped…

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Psychiatrist indicted for luring Indian dancers to the US and forcing them to be

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709830/Psychiatrist-indicted-luring-Indian-dancers-US-forcing-strippers-prostitutes.html Is he a Freudian or a Jungian?

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Detroit - a great town for strip clubs or THE GREATEST town?

OK Pervs, I'm fairly new to this board but not to the game. Been around the block in the US and also overseas. But I've never until last week been to Detroit. The clubs on 8 mile are full of…

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Blue Ball Extortion

Have any of you had an experience like this: a dancer is playing with your cock but wants an outrageous amount of money to do more. You turn her down but she continues to play with your cock, putting her…

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Did anybody see Jon Stewart last night?

What did you think of Sara Firth? www.theguardian.com/media/2014/jul/18/mh17-russia-today-reporter-resigns-sara-firth-kremlin-malaysia I think she's hot and would like a lapper and maybe a nice BBBJ from her. Maybe she'll become a stripper now that she's left Russia Today. WEEE-YAWWW!!!

A Story in Several Parts

Many people ask about OTC; to me there is no other point; for better or worse (and boy can it get worse). This story is completely true from episode one to the ongoing finales. This was night one. It was 12:30 AM when I entered the club, well Go-Go Bar actually, after passing it many times on the highway suspicious of its safety. It was dark, loud and the clientele was local to this rural farming area and diverse. I took a seat on the far side from the door of the horseshoe shaped bar and ordered a beer. I sat for a while and took in the place. Horseshoe bar with a dance runway inside…

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KSO and KMSO?

Was reading an review but puzzled by these acronyms. What do KSO and KMSO mean? Based on the context, I guess they may be related to grinding.

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set the mood for a repeat...damn im good or just lucky

smoke fills the room. loud music defense me. fog machine is blowing and strobe lights are a zooming. 4 years ago it all started like this when I meet my ATF and my life was filled with weekly sex meetings.…

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Now this is what I call booty shaking. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkIo_mzH3XM

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Remember the episode of Gilligan's Island......

Where the castaways almost escaped the island but Gilligan fucked it up? The episode of Threes Company where there was a misunderstanding between Jack, Larry, and the girls? The episode of Married with Children where Peg spent all of Al's money? The episode…

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Stephen Hawking at a strip club --- THE VIDEO

Humor for today: Enough with Guns & Roses -- Texas Style. Hawking @ SCs - Old news first reported in February, 2012. Cambridge University denied he was a regular; said it was a 'one off'. But: Stephen Hawking visits a Strip Club: http://youtu.be/0U4oX56A8KE Robin…

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Did that just happen?

A bit off topic, but I just finished my morning troll through the ladies on the web cam site I frequent. And low and behold I stumble upon my all-time favorite porn star camming under a different name and charging…

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Don't make this mistake

New dancer at my fav club. An exotic beauty and a rarity: very thin, nice shapely rack. We made significant eye contact over the past but this club is the opposite of a wanna dance club and I…

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Stephen Hawking is a 'somewhat of a regular' at California strip club

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/07/28/Report-Stephen-Hawking-is-a-somewhat-of-a-regular-at-California-strip-club/8441406564718/

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Hey Fonder

Your clock on when posts are made is not working. They say *just now* and don't change

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Hey mr Motörhead

Just wanted too say I missed ya BANG BANG

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Hey lopaw II

If u ever change your mind let me know!!! God bless u and everything u bring too this bored

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Sorry for the Downtime

We have installed a new database server and it of course didn't go as smoothly as planned. Please let me know if you see anything amiss. Gracias por su paciencia.

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most natorious tuscler

Who do you consider to be the top 5 most fnatorious s people on this board? I know I'm one of 'em!

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Los Angeles, CA clubs

I am looking for feedback from those of you who are familiar with the clubs in and around L.A. I have read some reviews on here for some of them but I keep hearing when somebody mentions a description…

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Closure of the SF RedBook, and sex surrogates

In this week's July 23 - 29 issue of the San Jose Metro they lambast the Feds for closing the SF RedBook. Unfortunately the Metro, the arts and entertainment newspaper, no longer keeps full text archives online. Maybe there might…

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Quit Your Low Down Ways

And you can hitchhike on the highway You can stand all alone by the side of the road You can try to flag a ride back home, pretty mama But you can't ride in my car no more You're gonna need You're gonna need my…

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Texas Boys Expose Their Weapons; Texas Ladies Expose Their Breasts In Protest

Over-the-Top Humor, Texas style. Thanks Texas for giving us something to laugh about today. "WATCH: Texas open carry advocates fume after ‘skanky topless libtards' disrupt pro-gun rally By Scott Kaufman, RawStory Monday, July 28, 2014 11:02 EDT http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/28/watch-texas-open-carry-advocates-fume-after-skanky-topless-libtards-disrupt-pro-gun-rally/ Come and Take It Texas, a…

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Strange company

Several nights ago an old fav called me, said she'd like to see me and asked if I'd take her out for a coffee. I explained that my stripper budget for the month was gone, but she said she just…

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To Lie or Not To Lie

This weekend I ran into two situations with cute chicks where I chose integrity over the possibility of pussy. These two cuties were civie gals that I met-one on Friday and one on Saturday. Here's what happened. I met…

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Can we all frickin' agree...

...NOT to post dick pics as avatars? Yes fastscrs, I'm lookin' at you. You made me agree with jerikson40. What's up with that? We all know that ain't your dick. And even if it was we'd rather see a HAWT chick. What…

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Chelsea {MA} closes notorious strip club King Arthur's

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/07/27/the-end-tawdry-era-city-chelsea-closes-notorious-strip-club-king-arthur/BLON8WP2KFSo3LSXbn8HhM/story.html