money saving advice from a broke ass bastard

13 comments

• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  Gosh, James. Why not dumpster dive for the same brand empty and smuggle it into the club. Done correctly, it will allow you to look well-endowed, making you irresistible to dancers and maybe even lopaw!
  
  Living hard can be an advantage!
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Great advice bbj
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Big Game James in full effect
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  James dude...do you like to drink old leftover fruit juice that has fermented? I hear that shit can get you really drunk and it I'd FREE!!!
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Ferment sone grape juice
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Then you can wine and dine some high class bitches and stick to a budget
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Save money on buying gum and scrape the gum under tables and desks. Just stay away from the gum on the ground.
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  How about washing your condoms to use again? Smuggle in a small container and steal soap from the bathroom? Not to mention toilet paper and towels.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Good points, Rockstar. Might as well go through your old shit and look for undigested corn kernels, too.
• shailynn

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  10 years ago

  Do you fill the bottle yourself or have the bathroom troll do it? If he does it do you too him? Lmao
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  And when you're flat broke, turn your toaster upside down and enjoy some tasty toaster leavin's
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  And whatever you do, don't eat the yellow snow!
• sharkhunter

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  10 years ago

  If someone is that thirsty all the time, why not bring water in old milk jugs and gulp it down at your car, oh, forgot, no car.
  Can you carry a gallon jug of water with you? I don't usually get that thirsty in strip clubs.