hey people on tuscl this is old james again and im still hard as ever. I found some real good money saving tips on drinks when you club. buy one bottle of three doller water then get free refills in the bathroom. ive saved five hundred dollars this year all ready with this simple dirty little trick
stay hard james
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last commentGosh, James. Why not dumpster dive for the same brand empty and smuggle it into the club. Done correctly, it will allow you to look well-endowed, making you irresistible to dancers and maybe even lopaw!
Living hard can be an advantage!
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Great advice bbj
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Big Game James in full effect
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James dude...do you like to drink old leftover fruit juice that has fermented? I hear that shit can get you really drunk and it I'd FREE!!!
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Ferment sone grape juice
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Then you can wine and dine some high class bitches and stick to a budget
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Save money on buying gum and scrape the gum under tables and desks. Just stay away from the gum on the ground.
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How about washing your condoms to use again? Smuggle in a small container and steal soap from the bathroom? Not to mention toilet paper and towels.
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Good points, Rockstar. Might as well go through your old shit and look for undigested corn kernels, too.
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Do you fill the bottle yourself or have the bathroom troll do it? If he does it do you too him? Lmao
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And when you're flat broke, turn your toaster upside down and enjoy some tasty toaster leavin's
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And whatever you do, don't eat the yellow snow!
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If someone is that thirsty all the time, why not bring water in old milk jugs and gulp it down at your car, oh, forgot, no car.
Can you carry a gallon jug of water with you? I don't usually get that thirsty in strip clubs.
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