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Have you noticed a summer slow down at your club ?

I've read the ladies on SW complain about the summer slow down. I wasn't sure that applied to my neck of the woods (Miami) but I SCed last Th and Fr nights and the Th eve place was dead which is…

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Dancers frm parallel universes

What would you do if one of the dancers you knew suddenly changed appearance or personality and you didn't know when she might change back? I had a blond dancer suddenly become brunette on me last night. I was wondering…

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Would this have damaged you in high school?

Check out this chick... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/05/brianne-altice-new-allegations_n_5652649.html Charged with rape and sodomy of a 16 and 17 year old student. Alas, the sodomy charge appears to reflect oral. I would NOT have been damaged by some fucky and some sucky with a MILF like…

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Watching golf on TV

As I'm sitting watching a rain delay in the PGA Championship I'm reminded of the late great George Carlin's quote to the effect that watching golf on TV is like watching two flies fuck. I just tried to call…

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OT: War Machine Suspect In Alleged Assault Of Girlfriend Christy Mack

Didn't we have a thread about Christy Mack recently? http://www.fightofthenight.com/news/war-machine-suspect-in-alleged-assault-of-girlfriend-christy-mack

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This is some pretty fucked up shit right here...

Which one of the gun-loving dudes with stripper issues was involved in this shit? My X-rated reality nightmare: www.salon.com/2014/08/07/myxratedrealitynightmare Questions.... 1. Do you always refer to your SO's pussy as a "cock holster"? 2. Do you think the gun was loaded? 3. If you use…

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What's with all the Pop Culture threads?

I can barely keep them all straight! The board seems to be "Heavily into music and movies and tv shows" here recently. I guess we enjoy talking about this stuff. Who knew?

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Brazil Is Actually Having A Competition To Find The Best Butt

http://elitedaily.com/envision/competition-to-find-the-best-brazil/702954/

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to Treasures again on...

I went to Treasures again on my visit to Vegas. Last visit was with wifey and a lot of fun. This time I was alone. I reached early at 8 PM or so and drove…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

This club is worth visiting if...

This club is worth visiting if you have a couple of hours to kill in the afternoon. One of the best things about this club is the daytime bartenders (female) are hot and very friendly.…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

I lived in Panama City for...

I lived in Panama City for about 9 months for work and this place became one of my favorite places to visit. Every time I went there were a couple of beautiful women working.…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Been here a few times. The...

Been here a few times. The best part of this club is the two way touching and the price. Cover is only 10 before 10, and you only have to buy one drink which is…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times now over about three years - it is interesting that there were a couple of dancers last time that remembered me from a previous visit more…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

This will combined review of several...

This will combined review of several visits. First visit was Wednesday night after ballgame which was late getting over. Not a big crowd but it was a late weeknight. Dancers were sub par for what…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Visited club Satin...

Visited club Satin on Thursday afternoon 2:30pm.Inside of the club, is nicely decorated with red velvet carpeting and cushion chairs.Very low key,relaxing. Dancers are attractive,good variety of girls.......skinny ,curvy, all nationalities available..........Sat…

Starz

Gardena, California

I don't know what all the...

I don't know what all the hype is about, or maybe it was just a slow night. Decent number of dancers, but very few I was interested in getting a dance with. And…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Entered the bar of the upteenth...

Entered the bar of the upteenth time, but this was after a very long hiatus, as I was away from this area for sometime. Some things dont change - and then there are some things…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

I was told that...

I was told that this was the only all nude strip club in Columbus. So I decided to give it a shot. I went there. The atmosphere was underwhelming. Apart from a couple…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Rather slow night at Gatsby's North....

Rather slow night at Gatsby's North. The girls still tend to stick to their regulars. I sat for an hour and not one girl asked me for a dance. The girls themselves…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

On my way to Chicago, I...

On my way to Chicago, I took a detour over to Hip Hugger. I hadn't been there in over a year but it hasn't changed much. The bartender was friendly and prompt and later so…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

What can I say that is...

What can I say that is not allready known it's a dive.But I love dive's so I enjoy the place.I was up near Jon's while attending a conference and had to stop by.plenty of 5&6's…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped in after work, it was...

Stopped in after work, it was my first time visiting. The porn on the TVs was a bit of a surprise. It wasn't even softcore... Full on hardcore porn... Definitely a first. They had 2 stages…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Stay away! Ripoff. High Cover very...

Stay away! Ripoff. High Cover very rude girl at the front door! Wife and I wanted to try a new spot. First its was $16.00 for us to get in. At Bare Assets down the…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Thursday evening. Close to two dozen dancers on shift, mostly 7 to 8 range, with a few 9's . Stars BP is a pretty posh looking club…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

The club has a nice large...

The club has a nice large private parking lot. It was easy to get in and out of on a Saturday night. $20 cover gets you in with bottomless nonalcoholic drinks. The place is pretty…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The reviews for Sundays are mixed...

The reviews for Sundays are mixed but Sunday night was my only free time this trip to New Jersey. But when I arrived just after 8 pm many of the highly rated ladies where in…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

As of this review, the Clubhouse...

As of this review, the Clubhouse is in my top two clubs to visit. (The other one being XTC Cabaret in Dallas, however the two are quite different tastes.) The music is great, mostly rock.…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

This place is so out of...

This place is so out of the realm of establishments I usually frequent. I've been a few times in fact the first time I went to this club ended in a rather unexpected yet enjoyable…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

I recently visited Show World by...

I recently visited Show World by word of mouth from a train friend on Long Island. He indicated if you was to relax with no worries, visit and you will be amazed. So next day, drive…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Given all the board chatter about...

Given all the board chatter about LD prices at Mario's, I have stayed away. However, I found myself nearby and decided to give it a try to see what was up. On a Saturday night,…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

Got off work early and decided...

Got off work early and decided to swing by for lunch and a show. it was around 3 and there were only 2 girls working plus a hot bar tender. Ordered food and…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Got in very late on a...

Got in very late on a Wednesday night about midnight. That is still okay because it's open until 5 am Wednesday through Saturday. I hadn't been for over 6 months when they had…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Been to this club many times...

Been to this club many times over the years. I hadn't been in a while and came to see one of the featured porn stars. Honestly, the place was a little boring. Most of the…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This club is getting a little...

This club is getting a little hit and miss. The number of dancers is way down from what it used to be. There are often days when the dancer to customer ratio is about 1…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This club has undergone a lot...

This club has undergone a lot of changes of late for the worst. As the other reviews have stated, it is pretty much a Latin club with all Hispanic clubs, many with limited English…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Good relaxed atmosphere. Their stage it...

Good relaxed atmosphere. Their stage it the main focal point of the club so no matter where you choose to sit you will have a good view of the stage shows. Most of the girls…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Babes can be very hit or...

Babes can be very hit or miss. The general quality is low but there's more variety than at the top clubs so if you have a certain type you like that you never see you…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

took my cousin...

took my cousin to strip joint last saturday. Was not too impressed by the decor. It is located in a industrial area in pomona. When you enter you will…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Showed up around 7pm, which is...

Showed up around 7pm, which is not a great time to show up since the day shift girls are leaving and the night shift is trickling in. Since there's no cover until 8pm and most…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for years, and it's usually a good time -- unless you're there on most Friday and Saturday nights when it's absolutely packed. It's still easy to get a drink,…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I only occasionally go to clubs,...

I only occasionally go to clubs, and Blush is the only one I got to regularly, so I'm not an expert. I was there on a Tuesday and Thursday a few weeks ago. This place…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Arrived at a little after 9pm....

Arrived at a little after 9pm. Dances on stage were just starting. Even though I was standing at bar seemed like i got hit in by every lady that passed. Most were…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

So there's plenty of free parking...

So there's plenty of free parking and no valet at this club. Walk in and the cover is $10. They are doing some renovations as Rick's has acquired Club O and is going…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons Venus is a special place...

Mons Venus is a special place out of all the clubs in the states. It is strategically located on the highway. Tons of people come and go. Parking is not a problem because the owner…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons Venus is a special place...

Mons Venus is a special place out of all the clubs in the states. It is strategically located on the highway. Tons of people come and go. Parking is not a problem because the owner…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since my last visit to Gold Diggers, so I was surprised by the changes made to the exterior. To keep it short, they paved the parking area, added more spaces,…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Did not realize it had been...

Did not realize it had been 4 months since I had wandered over to Sparky's. Pulled into the parking lot around 2:15 in the afternoon. Quite a few vehicles there, so I expected…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Possibly the best club in Houston...

Possibly the best club in Houston currently. They have a very good selection of girls, a mixture of white, black, and Hispanic. Most of the girls are in the 5 to 7 range, but there…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

A place with a friendly neighborhood...

A place with a friendly neighborhood feel, which makes sense because it is a suburban location found away from the main visitor centers of Houston. They have a nice lap dance area in the back that…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This place is always happening! Was...

This place is always happening! Was chilling with some girl called Africa and man was she smoking hot! This girl is a dime! Very friendly and good at what she does! Chilled with her for…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

The physical facilities of this club...

The physical facilities of this club are outstanding. It is beautiful with two floors and great VIP rooms. Unfortunately, it is in the middle of an industrial area, and gets nearly zero business after 6…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Eden is at the same location...

Eden is at the same location as the old Bunny Ranch Club. I have been to both numerous times and the new management has certainly improved the atmosphere and appearance of the club.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Came in on a Saturday night...

Came in on a Saturday night after having a few drinks next door. It was pretty quiet for a Saturday night, but started to pick up a bit after 9. Many dancers were…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

My bf and I have been...

My bf and I have been trying to spice up our love life. (I'm bisexual ) so we decided to start checking out some local strip joints. Out first night, which was on a Fri…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

The location is in an out...

The location is in an out of the way industrial area, and the parking lot is unappealing. The building itself looks like a warehouse both inside and out. Inside you will find a large main stage and…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is my latest of several...

This is my latest of several reviews of Sam's. Got there about 10 and surprisingly there were quite a few girls on shift. My friend and I were immediately joined by 2 ladies. One was…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This club is a mixed bag...

This club is a mixed bag - have been multiple times at different times of day, different day of the week both weekend and weekday sometimes fantastic, sometimes a complete bust. It is upscale as…

Memories

Dundalk, Maryland

Not really worth the trouble, the...

Not really worth the trouble, the place had three customers and and three dancers (if you want to call them that). Typical layout for the clubs I'v seen in this area. Bar with seating surrounds…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

I get to Detroit only 2...

I get to Detroit only 2 or 3 times a year and only on business. So, whenever I go I like to get the "full Detroit strip club experience" as they say. The…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Visited this club based on the...

Visited this club based on the previous reviews and it was just as good..Had an awesome experience and ended up spending more than 3 hours there.. i went there on a Tuesday in the evening…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

It has been over a year...

It has been over a year sine I last been at this club. Unfortunately, not much has improved. When compared to the other clubs in the area, this one is at the bottom…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Went here the other night. ...

Went here the other night. You can't miss the building right off of route 13. It is purple and stands out. The place is a dive and not the cleanest. It…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Lots of girls here...ranging from 4's...

Lots of girls here...ranging from 4's and 5's to 8's and 9's. Visited late on a sunday, no cover fee..guy in the lot did charge us $5 to park, later on we realized there…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went there on a Tuesday...

I went there on a Tuesday night. It was pretty dead. At least there was no cover charge. The stage is in the middle of the club. It's long enough for two, maybe three dancers,…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Not a lot going on when...

Not a lot going on when I went in, but a couple of dancers either up on stage or mingling with potential customers for lap dances. One was pretty good looking and nice, I decided…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Made a Saturday night trip the...

Made a Saturday night trip the other night. I arrived right before 8PM so I could get free admission but I was told the club is now a membership club. So I had to pay…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I vacationed in southwestern US this...

I vacationed in southwestern US this past July and enjoyed time in several clubs. Whenever I am in Albuquerque, I always drop in to TD’s North. This is the club to visit in Albuquerque. The…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Being new to San Francisco and...

Being new to San Francisco and having heard a number of mixed reviews about MTOB I figured I should check this place out at least once to see what the deal is. First up the…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Got bored sitting at the house...

Got bored sitting at the house and decided to head over to TDs to see what was going on. Cover was $3 this night and the doorman wanted to see my ID but did not scan…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Was doing a strip club crawl...

Was doing a strip club crawl all over palm beach and Lake Worth. Came here as our first stop and at first it seemed like it was going to be a disappointment. Well…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

This place is always reliable. Went...

This place is always reliable. Went north to meet with a client, and I always try to make a point of stopping by. About 8 or so girls on, all Latina, so that means no…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

This club underwent extensive changes after...

This club underwent extensive changes after agreeing to settle with the city late last year. They can now let dancers dance topless and with G-strings, but they had to get rid of their private…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

Though this club is out of...

Though this club is out of the way, and not the fanciest, it makes up for it by having a large selection of young hot dancers. Most of them are white and slim and…

Club Sesso

Portland, Oregon

First, as I am sure, this...

First, as I am sure, this is actually a swingers club, not a strip club; but I am sure you can see a random dance every now and then. Visited Sesso on a single male…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Only spot open after 2am so...

Only spot open after 2am so after a night of boozing, it works perfect to sober up. The alcohol helps with the dancers too as none of them were amazing looking. The majority were black…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. Paid...

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. Paid the $5 cover and was told that there were only 2 dancers working. Turns out I knew one of them. Club is pretty small but laid out well. I…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

After reading the previous review of...

After reading the previous review of this place, I decided to check it out and sure enough he is right. When I walked in there were just 2 girls on a Saturday night and the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped in last...

Stopped in last week on Tuesday night around 8 and the usual suspects were there. Place was not too crowded at the time but as night wore on it ended up getting…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

I've been going to this place...

I've been going to this place pretty regularly for about 10 months now. (Regularly means at least once a week every week, sometimes as many as three times a week.) I thought I'd write a…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

I usually only visit Baby Dolls...

I usually only visit Baby Dolls in Dallas, but with the recent increase in cover charge, I decided to check out some other places. On the whole, I would have to rank this club below…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

Second time here. Drawn in again...

Second time here. Drawn in again by the $3 beer offer. But be careful, after 7pm the price doubles to $6. For this place, that seems outrageous. Anyway on this night, there were two, count…

Little Darlings

San Francisco, California

There is a main stage near...

There is a main stage near the front where the dancers get to strut their stuff (all of it), and you hope to get a sense of how they are in the private VIP booths…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I was at a cocktail reception...

I was at a cocktail reception in downtown ATL. Reception ended at 9pm, so I decided to head to Cheetah after 8 free Jack and Cokes. I hadn't been to the…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I visited St. James on a...

I visited St. James on a Thursday afternoon/evening in January. It was rather cold and rainy and there was even a bit of ice accumulating on the ground, so the club was probably more dead…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Going through the door is just...

Going through the door is just a 19$ cover alone. They do let you go back and forth to the bar next door which is nice since its just a juice bar. Girls were out…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

This used to be my favorite...

This used to be my favorite nighttime club in ATL. Somewhere along the way the club got remodeled and several of my old favs moved on. Plus the total cost of VIP's…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went to PP on a Friday...

Went to PP on a Friday night. There were lots of women there and more that were coming in by the time I left (I left around 11:30 PM). I was waiting for…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

I went on a Friday night...

I went on a Friday night around 11pm. $20 cover charge. The pat down by security was pretty thorough. The place was not busy but got pretty busy by midnight but never got too packed…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Stopped in on a recent Thursday...

Stopped in on a recent Thursday night and found the place with about 20 patrons and about 10 girls. It was about an hour after they open - 745p - and I expected at…

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Weird OTC-please read

Ok so I don't post much in here and had taken some time from the hobby off after an odd turn with previous dancer. Way too much stripper shit. Anyways, I was in a more upscale club in my…

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Funniest Movies of All Time

Okay, this one is totally subjective, no criteria whatsover, it just depends on what makes you laugh. Personally, I can't recall a big long list of really funny movies. Many where kinda humorous, but how many films did I actually laugh…

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When Regular Shit Cockblock's Your Strip Club Adventures

My people, help me. I've been wanting to explore the newly remodeled Tropical Lei but to no avail. I was kidnapped to a Martini party last night(I'm a Stone & a stoner), a bbq today(not too bad), a…

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A 40 and a fuck

A girl that I took OTC the other night had one stop request. She asked that I stop at the gas station to buy her a 40 of Bud Light. Now this was a hot piece of ass who wanted…

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Damn......That Felt Good

Rolling into Rancho farmerart after my European vacation the first thing that I see is a cat running down the lane with a bird in its mouth. Before I even unpack the F-150 I get the shotgun out of the…

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OT: Back in the Sugar Bowl

I was waiting for her to join me at the hotel lounge. I smiled as she walked in, looking pretty & sassy in a breezy little sundress. I felt the familiar rush as she hurried past a group of…

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So who made it to Caprisun69's epic Birthday party blow-out at Follies?

Must have been off-the-hook! Can't wait to hear all the sordid tales of debauchery!! 🎉🎈🎂🎁

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The girl next door look

There is nothing quite as hot, in my opinion, as that beautiful girl next door look. You know, the type of girl who is naturally beautiful and holds herself in a respectable, elegant and casually confident, yet down to…

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In case you missed it.. The Universal Hot:Crazy Matrix

"Strippers, redheads, or anyone named Tiffany"...hilarious! http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

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anyone want a free pussy?

http://wtkr.com/2014/08/06/woman-stressed-out-with-bad-cat-posts-video-to-get-rid-of-it/ I dont like the cat, but I wouldnt mind seeing those puppies!

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politicians

How do you keep a politician from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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I think some of us she attend church tomorrow and report back. :)

WARSAW, Ohio – Dancers at an Ohio strip club plan to protest topless outside of an Ohio church during this Sunday's services, reports state. New Beginnings Ministries in Warsaw has been standing against Foxhole North in Walhonding for several years, and…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I recently moved to Orange County...

I recently moved to Orange County and haven't been able to get a lot of free time to just kick back and relax so one Thursday at about 6 pm I decided to head to…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Definitely my favorite club that I've...

Definitely my favorite club that I've been to that's not super long distance. This is my to go to in terms quality decor, beautiful dancers, average/decent price drinks, and good dances and not too too…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

First time visiting this club and...

First time visiting this club and I must say it was much better than expected. I have visited a couple of other clubs in town and this is definitely my favorite I have been to.…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

The final stop of my welcome...

The final stop of my welcome home strip club tour.. Brought me to Fannie's... This club feels like a neighborhood bar... Service is very good.... On dayshift, several performers appears to be on the low…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

This was a great find just...

This was a great find just outside Omaha. I had a couple do hours to kill before picking up a friend at the airport, and this was a great place to spend that time. The…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

So I was in Vegas for...

So I was in Vegas for a conference and decided to hit up the Rhino after attending several sponsor parties. As always call for a limo. There is NO reason to waste money on a…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Wow...what a change. Living in Toronto you...

Wow...what a change. Living in Toronto you get spoiled as there are so many good clubs. I have gone to this club over the years...cheap $10 dances, good contact. Just went last week and…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I returned to San Diego on...

I returned to San Diego on business and decided to return the the world best strip club. One word of advise when you cross the border monitor how many people are standing in line to…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Friday 8/8/14 Centerfolds 12:30- 2AM (Actually...

Friday 8/8/14 Centerfolds 12:30- 2AM (Actually early Saturday) I hadn't been here since March and kind of got womened out from all my great times in Ontario (Mississauga specifically) from May at their great strip clubs,…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Thirty years after I first set...

Thirty years after I first set foot in the Royal Palace -- the first club I ever visited -- I stopped in again on a recent weekday afternoon, just for the hell of it.…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Stopped in at Sticky Mickeys to...

Stopped in at Sticky Mickeys to check out the night crawlers. Got a dance with Remy ... very nice personality, average dancer quality for this club. Sometime between last month and this month, the management got…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

I can honestly say that this...

I can honestly say that this was a very good trip. There were about 8 dancers on the shift and almost all of them were nice looking. One or two of them were really attractive.…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

I know better, I just know...

I know better, I just know better. I violated my own fundamental rule for this club; I went before 10pm. In fairness, I had to, but I paid the price for it. There were only 5…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Went in around 9pm. Fortunately...

Went in around 9pm. Fortunately it was shift change. Bartender was really friendly. But none of the girls (save a 40+ chick who had here eye on me) were particularly friendly.…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

For the uninitiated, PP is the...

For the uninitiated, PP is the premier club in Greenville so the dancer line up is ever changing. Lots of girls you'll only see once if you only go every few weeks. The club is…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

I got in early on a...

I got in early on a Sunday back in the fall. It's a decent club that reminded me a lot of the bar from Cheers. There was a fair share of locals, but as…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Went back a second time here,...

Went back a second time here, gotta say it was just as good if not better than the last time. The club layout has been described previously so I won't go into that, but I…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Don't waste your money. Hot...

Don't waste your money. Hot girls but low low mileage even in the private room. Went there with 2 friends and were approached immediately by several attractive girls. Not too pushy and…

Juliet's Gentlemen's Club

Erie, Pennsylvania

Took my wife there to get...

Took my wife there to get a lap dance on 8-8-14. The Girls were nice, but most were black and bigger. The prices were good and the club was average. One of…

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Jerry Jones Photos: Strippers Lawyer Up, Say They're Victims Too!

The two women in the racy Jerry Jones pics that surprisingly hit the Internet this week say they had nothing to do with the leak or alleged extortion attempt. They're lawyering up anyway, though, because they're victims too. Jerry Jones Photos: WTH…

Tijuana

Anyone purchase vitamin v in tj pharmacies?

Thinking of taking a trip to a couple of the top rated clubs on this list. Given the action, I am thinking some vitamin v is in order for repeat performances. I hear it is available int…

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I'm going on a roadtrip: Atl, Fayetteville, DC, possible NYC. Where should I

I'm going on a 2 week roadtrip. From Louisiana to NYC. I was thinking about going to Memphis, but I start my trip on Monday. Unless you guys have a good reason that I should stop. I'm going to Atl…

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The #1 strip club for hottest dancers

Based on your travels, which club would get the title as the #1 strip club in the world (or U.S.) for hottest dancers? Out of these clubs below, any of you TUSCLers been to all or the majority of them within…

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MyFreeCam

The blonde with the killer ass is on now. NicoleHitman, towards the top.

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craigs list

Has anyone ever posted an add in the personals in Craig's list just to mess with people? I wonder what responses you would get to something like: Old fat balding guy with a big dick looking for a hot twenty something. Then…

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It's the same all over

http://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2014/08/08/338326968/what-happens-when-a-beijing-man-invites-women-into-his-lamborghini Women get in a Lamborghini, but not a normal chinese car.

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OT: Funny names

What are some funny actual names of people you know? Last name Butkiss Dick Dangler Marvin Mellon

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Extras or No Extras

I think it would be great if Tuscl had 1 more thing listed on each club..if the club is an "extras" club or not..since I don't waste time with clubs with mindless bouncers who think their shit don't stink so…

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When the manager can't be paid off

Imagine this. You have a girl who is willing and you have a history with. The club is dead. You have a beautiful girl who you have history with who is ready and willing to hop out for OTC. The…

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thursday best go go bar to get layed

looking for a dirty go go bar in Newark nj with a chance to get layed need some help from the experts

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Why are drinks so high in clubs? They don't pay the dancers

Your opinions, please.

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Any of you guys know what club is talked about in this video?

Sounds promising! Good story at any rate :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tpPZ74AdpI

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Bag Boy James

I kept seeing this big dude around Colorado this week. First time i saw him he was eating a bag of doughnuts. Next I saw the same guy walk out of a store with a green plus on the…

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Greatest Rock Groups in History

Someone was saying they really want to know who was the greatest rock group in the history of the world. So here's the answer: There are actually two contenders, and those are Led Zeppelin, and Van Halen (pre-Hagar, of course). By…

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I'm glad they didn't have teachers like tihis when I went to school. :)

http://wtkr.com/2014/08/06/teacher-arrested-for-showing-up-at-school-drunk-and-pantsless/

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Odd gifts from strippers

About 12 years ago my then ATF went with her mother, who was French/Filipina, to the Philippines for a month to settle the estate of an aunt. When they returned she presented me with a bottle of "Vino Viagro" that…

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Russians hacked a BILLION user names and passwords!

Will this affect us? Will an army of Russian Juice-kies invade this site?

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Friends With Benefits.....With A Stripper

Slick's recent discussion thread about his friends with benefits stripper that went to medical school inspired this topic. Do any of you TUSCLers have or have had a friends with benefits relationship with a stripper? I've had a couple, but it's very…

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Lansing Michigan

I am going to Lansing on the 14th and I would like opinions form the faithful. I have been to Omars with it's whiff of sin but no real stink. Is there anything better? or…

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Friends With Benefits, School, & Back 2 The Pole

There's this stripper that I hook up with and chill with on a regular basis. I met her at her club last October. After hitting it off and doing a few OTC-P4P, we became Friends With Benefits. When I first met…

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From CNN foreign correspondent to stripper?

Reporter with alcohol issues... www.wwtdd.com/2014/08/drunk-cnn-reporter-sorry-she-bit-first-responders/

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Portland 2AMer

PORTLAND - One person was killed and four others wounded a shooting outside a Portland strip club Friday night, police said. Investigators said the shooting in the parking lot of Soobie's Bar & Grill Strip Club appeared to be gang-related. They said…

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San Francisco Clubs

I'm headed to San Francisco for work next week. Wondering if there are any clubs worth visiting for a non-regular in that city? Are extras as prevalent as in Southern CA?

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Time to move the air show!

Oshkosh's last strip club closed its doors this week as local prosecutors were pursuing a court order to shut it down. Naughty Girls, 2116 Jackson St., had a small sign posted on the door Tuesday indicating the strip club and bar…

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Sleeping with strippers

I'm not being politically correct. I'm talking about sleeping after the fucking. I have never done this because I have never had the opportunity with one that I trusted but that is changing. What bothers me is that I have…

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Tit Job Technology

Shyla Stylez was the proof that fake boobs, when done well, can only be surpassed by top-tier natural boobs. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbzzcKsx51r3iafjo1_500.gif What I wonder is, why don't most fake boobs turn out so well? Was she lucky? Gifted surgeon? Did…

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OT: Murder in the First

I've enjoyed watching this summer's "Murder in the First". It's another crime drama from legendary Steven Bochco (Hill Street Blues, LA Law, NYPD Blue). I believe the season finale is next Monday night. The premise of the…

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for the porn fans of tuscl

i saw this porn site today http://www.thestripperexperience.com and just wanted to share. any porn fans here know of any other stripper porn sites? what do you guys thank?

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What do you do for a living?

What do most of the tuscl members do for a living? Obviously strippers need not to respond, we already know what you do for a living. I'm guessing most tusclers are sandwich artists at subway or proctologists! Lol As…

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Smart/Hot Man Matrix -- Women's Guide to Choosing Men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E7ZELmRZ40 The expected categories: No Zone, Friend Zone, Boy Toys And a few unexpected: Hermits and Committed Gamers, Fairy Tales [male unicorns], and Money or Other Assets Zone Place your favorite TUSCLer in a smart/hot zone.

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Anna Nicole Smith

Any of you guys see this happening to you? You're old and you decide to blow your money on a young girl and put her in your will. Anna is an idol to more than a few strippers.

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What is your type?

I have a type and I know it. My current top 4 are all similar. All have dark hair and eyes; all are an A or B cup; all are between 4'9" and 5'3", all weigh between 88…

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Stripper Fights

No, this isn't the next big thing after Bum Fights. I'd like to know how many of y'all have seen strippers in actual fisticuffs? We seem to have a lot of 2 amers but I rarely read any…

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Anyone know the name of the hot girl on David Letterman right now?

Just wondering.

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Tootsies Cabaret Upstairs

At Tootsie's Cabaret in Miami Gardens, FL - What's the benefit of paying extra for upstairs access? Are there just hotter girls that spend more time up there? Is it worth it? Thanks!

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Strip club could be sold to satisfy $300K judgment. This really bites.

A longtime Amarillo strip club could be sold at public auction unless its owner pays off a more than $300,000 court judgment stemming from a federal wage and hour lawsuit. Former employees at Beavers Gentlemen's Club sued the club and its…

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When did Detroit change for the better??

Back in the day, maybe 15 years ago, when I visited SCs in Detroit, I never received nor was offered any extras. Now it seems the menu is wide open! My question is, have things simply changed that much since…

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Universal Hot / Crazy Matrix

I came across this video today and the man makes some great points. Do you think all strippers should be considered the "Danger Zone"? Anyone ever come across any Unicorns? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNcG2CAADfQ

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What would you do?

I dated this one stripper for a year. She is beautiful, doesn't do drugs, doesn't do extras etc. I would say she's probably the highest earner at her club, she made a little over 125K last year. She has a…

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"I don't want to die alone"

This I heard, the other night, from a 55 year old guy who is also a regular in a club that I frequent. Wow, was that a depressing moment. I started thinking about this guy right after I…

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OT: Men pissing on toilet seats in public restrooms with urinals

I travel a great deal, so try as I might to avoid it, I sometimes find myself needing to make full use of toilets in places like airports, restaurants, etc. Something that has started to irritate me more and…

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Accidental 2AMer?

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) – A fight between friends ended up with one of them being shot in the chest in the early morning hours on Saturday, according to police reports. Police were called to Showgirls I at 2910 Goshen Road…

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Glory holes...oh myyyy!

A guy friend of mine was in town recently and we hung out to play some pool and have a few beers. He told me a story about a meet-up involving a bunch of bears. He apparently heard about it…

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Hitting SCs w/ a dancer ?

After reading gmd's article; I thought I'd ask this question: Do you, or would you, enjoy visiting a SC w/ a dancer? Personally; as many SCers; I prefer to visit alone for the most part and visiting with a another dude(s) would…

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OTC

If you do otc at a hotel and there is two beds, do you fuck the hoe in one and sleep on the other?

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Given what happened to Alucard...

You should watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNZrq2iK87k It isn't some tin foil hat wearing presentation, but the real thing.

You All Can Relax Now (Part II of II)

"Bullshit. It's *my* dance, he's just going to sit there and watch," she said as she grabbed my hand and dragged both Felicia and me to the back. No sooner was the door shut, but Becky had this girl on the couch and was playing with her boobs, kissing her all over and sliding her panties off. I had seen Becky with other girls before, she'd invited one of her friends to play with us on a couple of occasions, and she's always preferred the dominant role with girls, but this was another level. There was an animal eagerness about her that wasn't there those other times. I guess not getting any pussy for a long period…