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Carl Sagan Would've Loved These Strippers

Buenos dias mis amigos y amigas. As I was losing myself in the night sky last night, my mind drifted off to the various strippers I've met who would've felt right at home in the cosmos. I've had…

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It's the origin of the world as we know it...and I feel fine

Check it out... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/06/deborah-de-robertis_n_5462083.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News Performance artist flashing pussy in museum. And not a bad looking chick at that. What do you pervs think?

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Found myself in Raleigh on Friday...

Found myself in Raleigh on Friday around lunchtime with a few hours to kill, so I headed over to CC to take advantage of their lunch special. I arrived about 1:00, and was suprised…

Ocean Cabaret

La Marque, Texas

Visited the Monday after Memorial Day....

Visited the Monday after Memorial Day. There were no dancers on stage and only two in the club. The night was slooooooow, and the club closed early, according to the manager, because several girls scheduled…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

It is bourbon street so very...

It is bourbon street so very tourist oriented - dancers on the street trying to drag you in. Also many clubs to choose from so the street window shopping is interesting.. Overall probably 10-15…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

It's been quite a few years...

It's been quite a few years since my only previous visit to this place; the only change seems to be that they replaced the folding garden chair in the kitchen/LD room with a stuffed living…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

It took them opening Platinum West...

It took them opening Platinum West across town for me to realize just how mediocre this club is. Whereas that club is incredibly roomy, this club borders on being a closet in comparison. Unless you…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited the club on a Saturday...

Visited the club on a Saturday night. They will ask if you are from out of town or not. If you are from out of town, they charge you $20 per person. If…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

My go to place in the...

My go to place in the South End. Always print off the $10 off coupon from the Deja Vu website so entrance is $10 instead of $20. Visited on Memorial Day it was…

Flash Dancers

Jacksonville, Florida

I went here on a Sunday...

I went here on a Sunday night and there were not a whole lot of girls in rotation. 6 tops, and none of which to really write home about. This place is more…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Okay so I've been to other...

Okay so I've been to other clubs in the area such as diamond dolls, cheetahs etc. none the less I decided id stop in. <br> I got there around 9/10, parking lot was small. no security…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Drove by (after a disappointing visit...

Drove by (after a disappointing visit to another club) and was surprised to see a 1/3 full parking lot at 4:00 in the afternoon. Made a u-turn several blocks later to go back because I…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

The bar looks like a dive...

The bar looks like a dive when you drive by. But I had to find out if the reputation was true. I stopped in after hitting several other bars and I was quite happy. The…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Took a trip to Delilah's on...

Took a trip to Delilah's on an off-night, but it was still pretty busy. It's in a decent well lit area and I didn't feel unsafe about where I had to park my car. It…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Pinellas Park, Florida

Was curious about Bare Assets South...

Was curious about Bare Assets South (BAS), since Bare Assets in Holiday 50 minutes north in Pasco County is a popular nude club. Knew BAS would be pasties or topless, since it is in Pinellas…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Dreamgirls at Rick's is the nicest...

Dreamgirls at Rick's is the nicest looking club out of all the ones in the Seattle-area. I've been a visitor to this club many a time and Friday night lead to one of these adventures.<br> <br> When…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

Just finished riding the World Naked...

Just finished riding the World Naked Bike Ride - tired of seeing naked women peddling their bikes - - wanted to see naked women peddling something else! _ Went by the Safari on way…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Came in around 10 on a...

Came in around 10 on a Sunday evening. Maybe a dozen dancers working one stage, maybe the same number of customers. Waitress quickly came by and got me my drink, and then I…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I got here at around 11...

I got here at around 11 on a Sunday, after a disappointing trip to BSC. The chairs have been upgraded since the last time I was here, which is nice. When I got…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Let me just start by saying...

Let me just start by saying I was very impressed. I recently moved to oklahoma city from Dallas texas where i frequented vinny Pauls clubhouse, spearment rhyno, jaguars and some of the other largest nicest…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I visited deja vu last tuesday....

I visited deja vu last tuesday. It was pretty slow as i expected but i prefer mileage over hotter girls. I was surprised to see that more than half of the girls has amazing bodies…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Was back in the area for...

Was back in the area for business a few weeks ago and had to give this place another shot. I don't get to this area often enough! This club is very nice and the talent…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Went there early evening around 7:30pm...

Went there early evening around 7:30pm on Friday, June 6th. <br> First walked in and there were only about 3-4 girls on the floor. They looked average to above average. Ordered a drink and then watched…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

One of the worst clubs in...

One of the worst clubs in town. People were very unfriendly and dancers were very dull. Dancers were doing nothing but walking on the floor like zombies. Ambiance is poor and not attractive in…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

This and players are my home...

This and players are my home clubs so I've reviewed them many times. For physical details check my previous reviews. <br> <br> It was a Saturday afternoon and the place was dead. Dead…

Miceli's Corner

Harrison, Michigan

I went up north hunting a...

I went up north hunting a few weeks ago and my buddys and I stopped in for some beers. The place isn't as bad as you would think it is for being in the middle…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Was in town for business so...

Was in town for business so I stopped in for a cold beer and warm company after working. I haven't been to this club in a few years, and remembered having a pretty good time…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

At the time of my visit,...

At the time of my visit, the music was blaring until my ears hurt, the dancers were not enthusiastic, and the 3 hottest dancers (and only ones worth a private IMO) were clung to some…

Bar 1650

Home Gardens, California

Came here with my compadre damn...

Came here with my compadre damn there was this girl all over him next thing you know they are all getting busy and dancing. I was just checking this girls out some I didn't like…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Club is easy to find. I...

Club is easy to find. I have been to club a handful of times. I would visit more, however I am not from the area and do not get here often. The parking lot is…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I stopped by on a Saturday...

I stopped by on a Saturday late afternoon - early evening as I passed through Winston Salem. On the way home I heard on the radio about a promotion they were running and decided…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped in at Bandaid's around 8...

Stopped in at Bandaid's around 8 on a Saturday evening. My first visit and I was pleased by the reasonable cover and drink prices for a weekend. Very friendly and attractive staff taking…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

After wasting time at Hot Laps,...

After wasting time at Hot Laps, which is a hit or miss type of place, a buddy and I made the quick trip here. About 10:30 on a Saturday night. Very worth the drive. After…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and had an afternoon to kill. So what better way than in a strip club. It had been a year since I last visited this club. It hasn't changed…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was the second time I...

This was the second time I have been here in the last two years and I have to say I have left dissapointed each time. I was there about 10 years ago and thought…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

I visit this club frequently. It...

I visit this club frequently. It seems as though there has been a refresh of girls over the past month or so. Lots of new faces and some old faces are missing. It's like the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I visited Coliseum twice during my...

I visited Coliseum twice during my recent trip to the Detroit area: once on a Friday evening and once on a Monday afternoon. During the Friday visit, the club was pretty active, a lot…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Went in during the afternoon. ...

Went in during the afternoon. LeeAnn was back in and should have waited for her. I had been sitting with Wendy some but felt like something different. I quized Wendy on who…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I arrived at around 6:30 on...

I arrived at around 6:30 on a Saturday, having not been here in a few years. A bouncer escorted me to a table of my choosing and I gave him a nominal tip. I don't…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This place is one of my...

This place is one of my all time favorites and in my opinion at the top of the food chain in new England! On this night however it was DEAD! The talent level was low!…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I was in PHX on business...

I was in PHX on business and went here on two consecutive nights. The girls were very pretty but mainly very fit. While there are a fair amount of implant girls, they had…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Had a friend convince me to...

Had a friend convince me to try this club out one Saturday afternoon. In short, it is not my thing at all and i will not return. We made a total of six…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

The interior here is very nice,...

The interior here is very nice, with the exception being that the bar faces the wall. So if you sit at the bar, your back is to the stage. The talent is pretty…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Club has one long stage with...

Club has one long stage with two poles. Very short poles. Another stage behind the main bar which makes tipping difficult. Lap dance booths are crappy and small, and they face eachother. Most girls are…

Cheetahs

Los Angeles, California

Cheetahs parking kind of sucks, but...

Cheetahs parking kind of sucks, but if you get there early, it's not so bad. Cheetahs used to be topless, but with the rules coming down hard in Hollywood, it's now a bikini…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

So of course I haven't been...

So of course I haven't been here in awhile so I decided to drop in to see what's new. When I went in I noticed that there were a few changes. First, you can't park…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

It's not a bad club and...

It's not a bad club and for the money it's not great. Cover is 25 on friday and saturday night. It's nude so t's BYOB which I like but they will make you buy ice…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

I have to say, this place...

I have to say, this place is not like before. Less and less people showing up... dancers are pretty much gone.. they wander around, but not coming up and offering dances like before... video slots…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

I made the trip because of...

I made the trip because of the feature I wanted to see.<br> The club is in a very small town so unlike a bigger city club, The Fox looks to be full of mostly locals enjoying…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

After you come here, you will...

After you come here, you will never go to a local strip club joint again. The atmosphere is amazing. The food is pretty good too lol!!! The drinks are a little high but they have…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Farewell Hi Liter, it's been good...

Farewell Hi Liter, it's been good to know you. I thought we were such good friends, but alas, you've changed! I thought it was me, maybe that I needed to go work on myself a…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and stopped by the very well known Gogorama. Its in the middle of nowhere in central NJ. Once you get in there is a tv with the lineup…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I really liked this club....it's big...

I really liked this club....it's big and clean...no cover before 7pm. It's in a good location and right off the expressway. I was shopping at home depot across the street and decided to stop…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I really liked this club....it's big...

I really liked this club....it's big and clean...no cover before 7pm. It's in a good location and right off the expressway. I was shopping at home depot across the street and decided to stop…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

I went on a Monday afternoon...

I went on a Monday afternoon (repeat visit) and found plenty of self parking available - no need to use valet. There were around 10 dancers at the time, most of them pretty attractive for…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

I hang out here 2-3x a...

I hang out here 2-3x a week, I know a lot of the girls and really enjoy it here. You can sit at the bar and not get bothered, or sit up close to…

Carmen's

Gahanna, Ohio

I went there on a Saturday...

I went there on a Saturday quite late (after 12). I arrived and there was a small window where the girl from the front desk greeted me after I rang a bell.<br> <br> $50 just to get…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Haven't visited the club in several...

Haven't visited the club in several months. Dropped in around 1pm. Several girls I haven't seen before, Jasmine-a natural slim brunette, Harley-blonde, thin and big aftermarket add-ons, Esmeralda-ripped latina with bolt-ons plus some…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

My return to the place that...

My return to the place that has been the most consistent, best dance (depending on the girl) strip club bar none. One thing that was pointed out and is very true: sadly a lot…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Decided to randomly stop by. It...

Decided to randomly stop by. It had been years since I last visited and I remember having a good time. There were only a few girls working, but it took me a while to find…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Was in town on business--last time...

Was in town on business--last time I went to Erotica...this time, decided on Silky's. Damn glad I did! Club looks very run down and skanky on the outside...not a whole lot better on…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

OMG! This was my first night...

OMG! This was my first night shift experience at Wackos and I have to say it was awesome. There were about 30-40 girls present but I noticed they all did not get on stage. If…

Playhouse

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Was looking for something to do...

Was looking for something to do while on a business trip to OKC, I deciced to give the playhouse a try. The club was pretty easy to find. The outside looked ok with a decently…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

Went here after a very, extremely,...

Went here after a very, extremely, terrible night at fantasy which was my fav club. Took some time to get here as it was dark and drunk a lil bit. Got patted down by a…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

The parking lot was crowded and...

The parking lot was crowded and I had a hard time to find a space available. The place is very dark and you have to give your eyes a few seconds to adapt to the…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Went to night trips on a...

Went to night trips on a Friday night. There were about 20 girls on shift when I went in around 12 am. Beer were cheap and the girls doesn't hustle you to get more dances.…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Went after work on a Wednesday...

Went after work on a Wednesday night, had about 7 girls working. Wanted to get a few dances but really didn't find anyone who I liked. Talked to a few girls, they all tried to…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

The club interior is nice, but...

The club interior is nice, but over the last month the air conditioner has been broken in the main area, so it got a bit stuffy. The girls are almost all white and mostly early…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

<br> I visited this club on a...

<br> I visited this club on a Sunday late after eleven pm. I had a pass from another club which they accepted for a discounted entrance fee.They have new VIP prices now as well as topless…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I went on a Tuesday...

I went on a Tuesday afternoon. The dancers are average with a few exceptions here and there. Not a lot of girls but the staff was very nice. The dances are $10. A…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went on a Wed afternon and...

Went on a Wed afternon and there was no cover. This place always has at least 25+ girls. The main stage is going plus all the satelite stages working too. All the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

What a worthless club! (To add...

What a worthless club! (To add some context I am more used to strip clubs in Mexico, Florida and Europe, but still!). Got in free. Club was smaller than most of the clubs I was…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Well, this place is a matter...

Well, this place is a matter of what you like in a club and what you don't. If you want high production value and class, this is not the place for you. It is seedy…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

First time to this club. Found...

First time to this club. Found excellent reviews on this website, which described an upscale club with above average dancers. Reviews were accurate. Club is nice, arrived on a quiet Tuesday night.…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Stop by the Booby Trap for...

Stop by the Booby Trap for the first time. Yes, the club is still a bit run down. Though odd, I enjoyed the set up. The strange stage gave multiple opportunities to…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Went by on a Tuesday afternoon....

Went by on a Tuesday afternoon. No cover. I was aware that dances were supposed to be $5 on Tuesdays, but was concerned they would be cut short. Turned out not to be the case,…

Cheetah Club

Glendale, Wisconsin

I arrived and there were 4...

I arrived and there were 4 sexy black girls working. I ordered bottle beer which was under 5 dollars a bottle. I sat at the stage for each girl. All were eager…

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Are 2-for-1s really a good deal ?

Most of us know that 2-for-1 “specials” often consist of cut songs. I was at a mid-tier club (Showgirls in South Miami) a couple of weeks ago and decided to time the 2-for-1 songs. The first song was 2.5 minutes – I…

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OT: Surveillance Fatigue

Going deep on TUSCL... As it relates to the recent violence in Vegas - There is a certain element (people) in every society that cannot function within the norms/laws defined by a culture. In the past, these people could be complete…

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There might be hope for me

Former tennis star Monica Seles is engaged to marry Tom Golisano. The 72 year old billionaire is the former owner of the Buffalo Sabres of the NHL. Seles is 40. Seles was always my favorite player. I…

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OT: Don Knotts. Cool, Coo-el, or COOOO-EL?

Watched "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" last night. Got me thinking about a few things. One of my fave movies 'cos Don Knotts transformed into a fish and KICKED NAZI ASS! Frickin' coo-el. First, would you have dug having Don Knotts…

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Alabama Club Suggestions?

Will be in traveling thru Alabama soon. Any club suggestions? Looking for highest dancer quality in the state. Reviews are mixed, your help is very appreciated.

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Came in Saturday afternoon before I...

Came in Saturday afternoon before I had to head to the airport. Despite getting in around 3 (they open at 2) they only had one dancer and around 4 by the time 5PM rolled around.…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went early Friday evening. Was a...

Went early Friday evening. Was a real bummer. You get two soda tickets, which is a bit ridiculous for the cover and drink fee. If you're going to overcharge for Pepsi, at least give us…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I worked here for a few...

I worked here for a few nights. The girls are below average and is usually dead. Very dirty in the back. We were told that whoever left cum soaked tissue in the…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

I went with a friend on...

I went with a friend on a Thursday around 8pm. My first impression was that it was small because I'm used to clubs in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and other large cities. They are a…

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

More a neighborhood bar than a...

More a neighborhood bar than a flashy club; a blue-collar feel to the<br> entire experience. The not-so-private and hardly-used dance room has plain<br> old chairs like those in the general seating area, lined around the wall.…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I went to Harem on a...

I went to Harem on a Wednesday afternoon. At first, as I approached, I noticed a Sheriff's car out front. This kind of chilled me so I drove on by. I circled…

Bottomz Up

Jacksonville, Florida

As, you probably already know this...

As, you probably already know this is a BLACK strip club. I am not saying that that is a bad thing. But, if you are looking for diversity this is definitely not the club. I…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Tuesday night because I was off from work and I had nothing else to do in the middle of the night. There was quite a bit of parking which…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on a Saturdasy about...

Stopped in on a Saturdasy about noon. Read somewhere that hours started at noon, but they were closed when I got there. Came back an ohour later and they were open. Club layout appeared to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I visited the Detroit area last...

I visited the Detroit area last week for the first time in two years. Penthouse was one of six clubs that I visited and that I will review. I went there four times…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The highest rated strip club in...

The highest rated strip club in the world, at least according to Tuscl. And within a few minutes of walking in the door you know why. Truth be told, this isn't so much…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I really like coming to Excape....

I really like coming to Excape. It's a cool neighborhood bar with a neighborhood feel. One thing I like about Excape and other similar clubs is that normally, money will get you pretty far. If…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went here on a tuesday night,...

Went here on a tuesday night, cover was $3. Had a few drinks and plenty of<br> attractive dancers around.Drink prices were reasonable. The dancers each<br> have to go on a rotation thru various stages on the floor.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

What can I say? This...

What can I say? This place is amazing. It's huge. Amazing looking women. Some of them have a great attitude and really treat you well. Don't be put off by a few with attitude.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Had a blast. LOTS of women--varying...

Had a blast. LOTS of women--varying in quality. Went with my girlfriend-- the scene was super couples friendly. My lady got a lot of attention from the dancers, which was a lot of fun. Drinks…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by Saturday on way to...

Stopped by Saturday on way to airport. It is not terribly far to Dallas Love.<br> I arrived about 11:30 a.m. One lurker in the corner and me were all the guys I saw.…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

My last visit to this club...

My last visit to this club was in 2011 and I resolved never to re-visit the joint. I had a funky, enjoyable time at this club in 2011 but I witnessed some bouncer behaviour that…

Mints

Niagara Falls, Ontario

We have been there a couple...

We have been there a couple of times. It was really late at night and not much was happening. However we had an awesome night because we were the only ones for the girls to…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Well, this may get lengthy but...

Well, this may get lengthy but think I should outline some things I learned with thPs little adventure.<br> <br> First, the cab ride from down town was great but pricy. The cabbie was most informative and…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

They said they had 34 dancers...

They said they had 34 dancers when I went. I loved it, it's fully nude and $25 for the cover Friday night. Romi Rain was featured there Friday night and boy, she did not disappoint.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I think I need an intervention...

I think I need an intervention from some of my loved ones to stop me from going to this place. I've been doing well with work lately and have a little too much free time.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS PLACE...

YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS PLACE OUT!!! this is by far one of the best clubs i have ever been to in a long while. everyone is super chill, its like a kick back party…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A quick review. BT's has been...

A quick review. BT's has been my go-to spot for a few years but I haven't been in the last few months after having a couple of mediocre experiences. I've decided to try them out…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Started out close to 8 PM...

Started out close to 8 PM at Pussy Cat as they seemed to have more dancers than most other clubs on the block. Some were day shift and left soon. I wasn't…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

I was passing this club on...

I was passing this club on the way home and saw a larger number of cars parked there than usual, so I decided to see if anything has changed here since my last visit. There…

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These things happen but you never think it would happen in your home town

http://kxan.com/2014/06/06/marble-falls-firefighter-booked-on-child-sex-charge/ This happened in my home town. the kicker, i was friends with the perv's brother

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If you decide to not get any more dances from one of your favorites, do you tell

I did not with one. I thought it would be extra drama to do so. not my top favorite anyway. Of course if she persists and asks why not, I will tell her. I doubt she…

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OT Sprinkler technology

All these years and sprinklers still water plenty of concrete. Some things don't change.

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Best Detroit club to have a threesome at?

After discovering Detroit clubs last year, thanks to this board every trip has been a success. I'm thinking of taking it up a notch and lining up a threesome next time I visit. I am more interested in…

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Ever meet a young dancer with no tattoos and she said she didn't want any?

I did last night. She talked me into getting a dance. I probably wouldn't have noticed if she hadn't said anything.

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OT: Will you be watching?

Will any of you guys be watching the World Cup? Good luck to the U.S. You are in a difficult group to get out of. Personally I can't wait. I may be missing the first England game because I'll be at an…

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eXXXotica Expo

Anyone here been to the Exxxotica Expo? Was it worth the ticket price? What is there to do besides meet pornstars and get autographs?

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Trying to get RichStud to break character...

It really isn't healthy to have as much of a hard on for RickDugan as ol' RIchStud has. He seriously needs to focus on something else. My plan is to post weird shit on his threads until he acknowledges me.…

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Would you still visit strip clubs if...

You went 100 years into the future and everyone had their own personal robots. Some of these robots appear like hot females with full sexual capabilities. Would you still visit strip clubs or just buy a few…

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Doctor Who goes to a club...

...and asks when it is appropriate to pull your dick out in a strip club. What do you tell him? Does it matter that he's an alien? Does it matter that he's fictional?

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Blondes

How did that blonde bombshell get to be my avatar?

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Prison time for selling sex acts as clown performance

I don't see what is wrong with this. Women often call my sex acts a clown performance. http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/crime/2014/06/07/naughty-bodies-operator-gets-prison-time/10165193/

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Anyone ever see a cam girl with a Hijab?

I did a few weeks ago and she refused to take it off except for in private. So weird

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Trafficked Cam Girl?

I spent a little time on a cam site tonight. After talking with the girl for a while, I am starting to wonder if she was trying to tell me that she was trafficked. Below is the last…

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Dives: The Good and The Bad

The Good: Dive bars can be incredibly profitable clubs for dancers. Dive bars can also be a great place for customers to find unusually high mileage dances at a reasonable price. Even though most expect dive bars to have less…

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Miseducation of the Black Man--What do Women Want?

OK – I'm bored and there is not much going on TUSCL – thought this was kinda funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhz1cK_f9A

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Older Women

This post does not strictly have to do with strippers. I'm really attracted to women who are middle aged-- late 30s through around late 40s/early 50s or so. I'm not sure why that is--just the way I am (I especially…

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Raise a glass to our missing brothers...

On my thread lamenting the exit of our bud LMN minnow brought up other missing brothers. Alucard -- what can we say about our favorite Vulcan vampire dude. He marched to the beat of his own drummer, and that's pretty frickin'…

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Dimples of Venus

I was admiring a dancer the other night and found myself oddly turned on by her "dimples of Venus" or her butt dimples, those small indentations just above the butt. I've seen a couple of dancers with piercings in…

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Topless Prophet

Here in the mountains of NC we get delayed TV. I just saw Topless Prophet on the tube for the first time. Was wondering if anyone has been to the clubs and tasted the virtues of the dancers featured…

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Dallas 2AMer.

A security guard was shot early Saturday morning at a Northwest Dallas strip club. Dallas police responded to the Onyx Club at the 10500 block of Wire Way shortly before 3 a.m. They discovered the guard shot in the right thigh.…

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Cum in Pants Remorse

Has anyone ever experienced cum in pants remorse? I did not know there was such a thing because though i had cum in my pants several times in the past but the last two times the stripper mentioned something about…

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African-American dancers with blue eyes.

Wednesday afternoon, in one of my favorite clubs, this black chick walks up and says "Hi. Remember me?". No I shake my head and then she tells me her name and I remembered her. It had been 7 years since…

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9's and 10's aka the hottest dancers in the club

Do you TUSCLers try to get dances from the hottest girls in the club? I'm not talking about clubs where the hottest dancer is a 6 or 7. For example with me, I can be in a club where there's a…

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Retired Dancers

Offering P4P to retired dancers. I've tried and not going successfully. I know the plenty o' fish in the sea rule, but sometimes a PL is in mad puppy dog love. All hypothetical of course.

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Dancer Reviews

Am I missing something or is there no place to leave a review of a dancer at a club without posting an entire club review? I just had a great experience with a dancer at one of my favorite clubs…

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41 Commandments of P*ssy

While browsing the web I stumbled into this article about owning the sought after hard-to-tame p*ssy. The guy puts forth 41 commandments. I'd some of them hit target while some were a bit off. What say you? Taken from http://bit.ly/1i9tnXn Out of all of…

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D=Day

I wish I could meet one American soldier who survived that day...and thank him. Soon the greatest generation will be gone.

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Hoochie Coochie

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwUIdCIOJrg

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Missing the lil fella already

Well, well my fellow pervs. The weekend has arrived and, alas, we won't be treated to another post from our bud LMN. I'm sad about that, 'cos the dudes posts were frickin' HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. Well, they are funny if you assume…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Blonde Bombshells ll

It's Friday and once again, time for Fuck-Marry-Kill. I apologize for slacking. I've been lazy, with no excuses. On to the show. Today, we will be reviewing 3 Blonde Bombshells- Brooklyn Decker Marrissa Miller Kate Upton Late the games begin.…

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Coincidence?

On Wednesday I made a 25-mile bike ride through Hines Park near Detroit. On Thursday I made a 25-year-old dancer at a Detroit strip club. Coincidence?

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LAX

What are there any good clubs within cab distance of LAX. I am going to be stuck there during a layover at the end of the month. I know COI is the best place to go but may not want…

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Lost my FKK virginity

Just got back from Stuttgart. FKK Paradise is amazing. I have asked Founder to add the club and then I can write a review, those that can't wait PM me with specific questions if you have them.

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OT:RIP Don Zimmer

At the age of 83, Don Zimmer has passed on. "Popeye" was a part of many World Series championship teams and was known for getting thrown by Pedro Martinez.

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How to get to Platinum West?

I just found out that the city of West Columbia is building a new exit near PW so that it'll be much easier to get to the club. However, the road to the club has been blocked off.…

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Canada to Clamp Down on Prostitution?

Canada is proposing to make both the sale and purchase of sex illegal to crack down on "perpetrators and perverts": http://online.wsj.com/articles/canada-proposes-outlawing-purchase-of-sex-1401921824 It looks like Norway is also moving to make the sale of sex illegal whereas only the purchase was illegal until…

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hustler washington park

anyone been here for super hero night?

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Nude Clubs in New Orleans?

The review of the clubs here for New Orleans all say topless. Are there any nude clubs in New Orleans? Are the reviews wrong?

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An "interesting" take on biracial dating

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iz_mVgEzqg

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Interesting things w.r.t. the inner workings of a club

From a recent review by a dancer: "A couple of things I did learn about the club though, girls who walk around topless for their shift avoid a house fee. Girls who walk around full nude get 30$ from the club" The…

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The Real Reason LMN Left TUSCL

http://nypost.com/2014/06/04/two-women-drugged-playboy-then-robbed-his-home/

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Biglaw Partner Really Enjoys Underground Sex Club

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/06/biglaw-partner-really-enjoys-underground-sex-club/

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Slap A Bitch Thursdays

This has got to be one of the best club promos I've seen. Thursday nights at Pure Passion in Memphis, they run an event called "Slap A Bitch." Basically two people get up on stage and take turns bitch slapping…

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NY RANGERS OR L.A. KINGS?

my prediction: rangers will win their first cup in 20 years in 6 games. the kings are warriors, and are possibly the best post season hockey team I've seen in quite a while (bruins included), but 3 straight 7 game…

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Any good chat rooms?

Any good chat rooms that you guys would recommend?

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"Polishing the Knob"

Over the last three nights I had three different dancers perform the act of fellatio upon me. All very nice, but all very different. Night one: my first VIP with this dancer and she agreed to a blowjob for a…

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Dougster's "Don't Ask" System

Since rickdugan, jester2l4, BonedBrother, and zipman68 have all presented their own systems, I feel it's about time for me to finally present my own. This is so people have a wide variety of systems to choose from when strip clubbing. Now…

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Heat or Spurs

Your pick ?

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Hot Or Not: Please Rate And Comment

I'll be posting Dancers on Facebook and other social sites. Please look at them first then you have to do two things: 1) You have to rate it from 1 to 10. That's only use these numbers to rate these dancers/strippers:…

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One reason to not take your S/O to the club with you.

A Texas woman was arrested early Tuesday morning following an altercation with another woman outside Toppers International Showbar on Jackson Street, Athens-Clarke County police said. An officer was on bicycle patrol at about 1:25 a.m. when he saw 31-year-old Alma Delia…

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FKK visits

My first ever visit to an FKK club tomorrow, FKK Paradise. Do I post a review or article about my experiences? Hope to be going to FKK Oase and FKK World next week. Check the websites out guys, they look great.

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In Vero Beach -What is closest but best strip club around?

Thanks for your help.

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Fox News Alert!

A young man crashed his Ferrari into a Miami strip club today. The only injury was a head wound to the driver. So far X-rays of his head reveal nothing. The only clue to his identity was a note on…