i'm hating myself less ... this is bad
NMcBrain
Ohio
Thursday, July 31, 2014 11:10 PM
I am sinking into the depths of PL-dom, my friends. Let me explain.
In the past, I just haven't had the strip club stamina that you guys have. I have never really been able to go to a strip club once or twice a week or something like that. It hasn't been an economic barrier, but rather a psychological one. I go to a club, have a good time while I am there, feel the emptiness on the drive home, and then go through a period of self-loathing. And that self-loathing keeps me away from the clubs for quite awhile. Eventually, the self-loathing would go away, the horniness index would rise, and then I would go to the club for another good evening (until it ended). And then the cycle would repeat.
But I have noticed that the intervals between outings to the club have been getting shorter and shorter. What started as once or twice a year became once a quarter, and then once every couple of months, and now I am around once a month. And, I have started noticing that I am getting the itch a lot more (no, that it isn't the herp you homos -- I have that well under control now, mmmkay?) -- I can see myself going to once a fortnight soon (you act all hard juice, but I know that you love using the word "fortnight" as much as the next brother). I have started telling myself, look, I like having 20 year naked babes that I really have no business even looking at grinding away on me. What is so wrong about that in the first place?
The thing is: I guess it is wrong -- or at least a little bit fucked up. I don't think most guys do this shit.
I am conflicted, my friends. And I cannot imagine a more caring or sensitive community to bring my problems to than TUSCL. So tell me: how do you feel about your clubbing? Has it always been that way? Did you go through a process?
And yeah yeah yeah, I know that some of you will be like "I didn't need no motherfucking process; the day I was born I popped out of my old lady's vagina and stuck a single back in it; the vending machine is afraid of my wallet because all my bills stick together; this psychological shit is for pussies." But that isn't really true, holmes. The more you say shit like that, the more you are covering up your feelings inside, and we all can see through that. So let your secrets out. Tell.
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