OK, this was a huge disappointment,...

OK, this was a huge disappointment, as were the other two COI clubs I tried before heading back to my downtown LA hotel, disappointed.

I drove a good 30 minutes in my rental and was greeted by a fairly run down, cramped space populated 30 fugly dancers from 1 to 5 maybe. I guess if you like thick, overweight girls it is great but I go to clubs to get dances from cute to hot girls.

There was literally not a girl hot enough to consider a dance from so I left after I saw the roll call and headed to Deja VU which was only slightly better.