Isn't this dude suppose to be the smartest man alive? If so, why the FUCK is he going to Devore for ANYTHING? Devore is a shit hole on the 15 fwy on your way to Vegas.
Well, I suspect has to compromise based on where he can bring his wheelchair and entourage.
Can you picture giving Stephen Hawking a lapper? His freaky computer voice saying "Would you suck my dick?" and then adding "After I come I will explain the Bekenstein bound if you are interested."
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
Last quote of the story says: But Stephen is by far the last person I ever expected to see in this "
Why? I'm sure his dick is in good operating order. I regularly see guys with disabilities at strip clubs. It actually makes a lot of sense since their conditions probably pose a significant hurdle to having a "normal" relationship.
@Grand-The reason he's the last person they thought would be seen here isn't because he's handicapped it's because he's smart. Like I said before, it's in DEVORE!
I don't know anything about Devore, but I would certainly expect the smartest man in the world to go to strip clubs. It's only logical.
Not all clubs are handicapped friendly. But I sometimes see guys in wheelchairs in some of my favorite clubs. The Flight Club has a few private VIP booths on the first floor, and the Penthouse has an elevator that can take the handicapped up to the VIP booths on the 2nd floor.
Freedom Acres is one if the more famous swingers clubs in the US. For the life of me, I can't figure out how they get his wheelchair through the gravel parking lot let alone the "play area". It's FAR from handicapped friendly.
Stephen Hawking is not the only great physicist to be an enthusiast of the Stepchild of the Arts. The great nuclear scientist Richard Feynman spent most of his time away from the Manhattan Project in strip clubs surrounding the detonation zones in the Great Southwestern Deserts. His adventures and love of humor are detailed in his autobiography, "Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman."
Second that mausercat.
"Surely you're joking..." is a great read even if you have zero interest in theoretical physics. Feynman at his most audacious. Here's a link to pictures associated with his book. Look for one of him seated in a banquette with a topless dancer standing at the table.
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^^^ remember some Twilight Zone episodes where the fate of Earth was decided by some chance meeting of individuals in some crummy diner in the middle of nowhere?
Why the surprise? He's a man, as is Feynman. Men love hot women.
And someone said in the article "he's the last person I'd expect to see here"?? Why??
Good for him he can still get it up in his 70's.
Anyway, I didn't know that there's anything in Devore other than the Devore Cutoff.
To be fair, jerikson, there are some (OK...one) on here that are not surprised that Hawking is indulging his inner horn dog as much as possible given his handicap. They are surprised he's doing so in Devore.
Not knowing Devore I can't judge. Though Slick is making it out to be such a craphole that I actually want to see it. Kind of like being unable to take your eyes off of a traffic accident.
I'll ask the LA area pervs this one... How far is Devore from Pasadena relative to other, better strip club pickings? Hawking regularly (possibly yearly...would have to check) lectures at CalTech. Maybe it is a compromise between stuff he has to do (give a groovy lecture) and fitting in other stuff he digs (namely, bein' a horn dog and saying WEEE-YAWWW in a freaky computer voice).
Devore is a pit stop where the 215 and 15 freeways converge. It's west of San Bernardino. The winds of hell blow through Devore. There might be two gas stations and one diner. If you enjoy homes with garage doors as fences, then you might like Devore. Meth is popular in Devore.
Devore is about 45 minutes east of Pasadena. I love Pasadena. If you like Craftsman homes, bungalows, Victorian houses, and Mission homes, you'd love Pasadena.
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