Got an excellent reminder of why...

Got an excellent reminder of why I hadn't been to CENTERFOLDS in so long. Entered with a pass--good thing because any admission fee would have been wasted. $5 for my obligatory bottled water.

Turns out theres one dancer on duty. One! At 10 P.M. on Saturday night.

Her name was C****l (white or maybe biracial girl with cornrows and tattoos, not the C****l I used to see at Pandoras sometimes). And she was nice enough. But not exactly what I was looking for. And a person expects to have a little bit of available selection, right? Like maybe .... TWO dancers?