The quality of strip clubs in any particular city is obviously a multi-faceted issue that has many causes. Nonetheless, the prevailing political climate of a city or state -- conservative or liberal -- is an obvious factor in most areas. I had a theory in this regard when I first started going to strip clubs. My theory was that the more liberal a city or state was politically, the better the strip clubs would be. This theory made total sense at the time. Liberals should not want to impose morals by regulating strip clubs and would therefore be much more inclined to let the men and women in strip clubs do whatever they please.
So I went to ultra liberal Boston in Taxachusetts, expecting a sexual free for all inspired by the local liberals in power. Instead, I found among the worst clubs in the nation where not the slightest hint of touching would be tolerated no matter how much a guy would pay. Chicago? Equally if not more liberal than Boston, but equally terrible, no fun, no touching strip clubs. I had to drive 30 minutes outside of Chicago to have the slightest amount of fun. Then I went to Seattle, another ultra liberal bastion where I hoped my fortunes would change. But no change. The same crap searching in vain for a good time. Then I went to Washington DC which has an overwhelming liberal local government. The strip clubs are shit. Don't ever waste your time going to a club in DC. Cleveland, Minneapolis, and New York are other very liberal cities that have very sub par strip clubs.
In many conservative cities, I initially expected to find poor clubs but I often found the exact opposite. In many of the conservative cities, the clubs were good or excellent. Atlanta, for example, in the heart of the Bible belt, has lots of strip clubs with full contact and extras. Texas and most of its cities are conservative, but there are good strip clubs throughout the state. Why can't more liberal areas support a club like Baby Dolls? Florida is also a fairly conservative state but there are outstanding strip clubs in communities throughout the state on both coasts. South Carolina is also a politically conservative state but there are above average clubs in Greenville, Columbia, and Myrtle Beach.
Now I admit that this correlation is not 100%. Detroit is the most obvious exception, a very liberal city with outstanding strip clubs. There are also some very conservative areas that have nothing but worthless clubs. Utah, for example, is the hell of strip clubs and this is clearly driven by the conservative ideology of the overwhelming Mormon population (and also by the fact that all of the men there have multiple wives to fuck so they have less reason to need the club when the old ball and chain says no). But overall, in the majority of instances, it is clearly the case in my experience that the more liberal a state or city is the higher the regulation of strip clubs is likely to be (and therefore the less fun and value you can get at the clubs). Why is this the case?
After considering this for a while, I believe that the answer lies in the views of conservatives and liberals on government regulation. Conservatives are anti-big government and are opposed to excessive government regulation, and this leads to less regulation of strip clubs and a better customer experience. In many areas, the conservatives' anti-government views are so strong that they are often able to overcome the judgmental morality viewpoint of some conservatives.
Likewise, liberals generally favor extensive government regulation, and this leads to more regulation of strip clubs and a worse customer experience. In many areas, the liberals' pro-government regulation views are so strong that they overcome what would otherwise be the liberals' permissive views on sex and morality. In other words, in most instances, a political party's views on the role of government regulation overcome its views on sexual morality.
That ends my political analysis. Now I'm headed to a conservative city to get a blow job.


Taxachusets hahaha