Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

If you're short on cash and...

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SpaceRocksMars
Aug 3, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

If you're short on cash and want to have a good time at a strip club, welcome to Heavenly Bodies. Nothing beats the price of beer and drinks for $1.50 each, as well as $25 for 2 dances or $50 for 5 dances.

The dancers themselves were ok. Some of them were really pushy about having just dances and not chatting with you, whereas others were willing to talk to you for a while and then ask for dance (Which I personally prefer). And in terms of the looks of dancers, some were 4/10, a couple were 9/10, but didn't spot any above a 9.

Now to some big downsides. This club is a bikini club, so not even topless when they are dancing on stage. They do go topless when you dance with them, and the dances are pretty cheap (refer to the top for prices). HB also has some weird rules, you can't buy drinks for dancers and you can't even touch their boobs and ass during lap dance (though you can touch anywhere else). Overall the experience was about 6-7, but spent less than $150, which isn't that much.

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