To Lie or Not To Lie
SlickSpic
I met the first gal on Friday at a live music venue. We were near one another, bobbing our heads to the music, and also checking each other out. I caught her glancing at me and went on over to introduce myself. We chatted it up a bit before I asked her to dance. We danced for a good 15-20 minutes before we decided to sit down ans hydrate. Conversation turned to dancing and she let me know that she studies belly dancing. Cool. She also wanted to know what nationality I was. She guessed Armenian then said maybe Persian. When I let her know that I was Latin, there was a look of defeat in her eyes. I guess she really wanted me to be something that I wasn't. From there on the chemistry fizzled. Strike number one.
The second chick I met was at a bbq/pool party at my friends house. I was cracking some strangers up when I noticed this real cute chica hovering close by, laughing at my stupidity. I started talking to her and we hit it off. We got some bbq and ate together. After the meal, we danced a bit. Everything was real cool. That is until age got brought up. She told me she was 20 and asked my age. Once again, integrity reared it's ugly head and I said the truth, 38. Strike number two for the weekend. I guess that 38 was too old cause after that, she cooled off towards me.
These were two civie gals and I wanted to be on the up-and-up. They both were cute and my type. Obviously, I was their "type" inside of their minds until I burst their bubble about who or what they that I was. I figured that if something long term happened to come about meeting either one of these gals, I didn't want to lay the foundations of future drama with present lies.
By being honest and planning ahead, I ruined what might've been two good opportunities for civie gal pussy. Should I have gone for the short gain and lied to get laid? If I had lied and things got complicated in the future, the blame would be squarely on me.
What should I have done-To Lie or Not To Lie, that is the question.
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Hell, I don't even lie to strippers. If I don't want to tell them something, I don't. They can take me as I am, or somebody else will. *That* little truth has been tested over and over again.
To be honest I probably wound have lied to them to get pussy. But of course how do you know that that is really what I would have done since I'm telling you honestly to lie. Bottom line here is you really couldn't lie because you didn't know what story to tell to get pussy. The 20 year old could have been into older guys, or the first girl could have liked Latins. When you can't tell whether a lie will really increase the chances of pussy I guess you might as well tell the truth.
I don't answer shit -- laugh it off or make a joke out of the question.
Why? Like the line from Ricky Roma in Glengarry Glen Ross: "I'm gonna tell you something you'd know if you'd ever spent a day in your life: You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is."
Enough said?
You violated the man code.
Bullshit.
Women are, in general, the most shallow creatures on the planet in spite of what they want you to believe. The list of reasons a woman won't date you is a mile long.
I'm about 5'11', but I'm so glad I'm not short. Because 95% of women will NOT date short guys. No way. And between them it's obvious. Just watch women discussing short guys. They all agree, it's obvious, no short guys.
But will they ever admit it? Of course not. There was a "candid camera" type of show a few years ago where a group of women were given a choice between three men, and they were secretly filmed deciding who they'd choose. Hilarious.
Anyway, women want tall, dark, handsome guys, who are bad boys on the outside but good boys on the inside, young and rich and good providers, and on and on. An incredibly shallow list of requirements.
And nowadays, with the "internet/Facebook/instant-gratification/like-dislike with the press of a button" age, I think it's getting far more shallow. These girls clicked the dislike button and poof, you're done. Shallow, ridiculous, but such is life.
Personally, while I'm a very honest guy, I'm starting to think that long term marriage commitments aren't something I'd recommend for a guy. So if you want some pussy, do what it takes, and be as shallow as these women are. Sad to say, but you're probably better off just doing the "hit it and split".
When the chick asked you what nationality you are, say "Does it matter???"
Then watch her trip all over herself trying to prove to you she's not a shallow bitch, which she obviously is.
Ask her "You're not one of those judgmental racists are you?"
Is there some weird nerd book that you get your stereotypes, blanket
statements and bullshit stats from?
Or did a stripper break your heart, therefore they are bitches and shallow and talk on their cell phones too much like cunts?
statements and bullshit stats from?"
Is there some weird nerd book that you get your beliefs from that are always in opposition to what I say? Any facts whatsoever? Or do you just like to give me a hard time because you don't like me?
Yeah, that's it.
Invariably, I am not believed when I tell the truth; that I have my own oil and nat gas E & P company. Now I tell them that I am a mechanic, truck driver, financial analyst, welder, farmer - any trade or occupation that I can talk about with knowledge and confidence.
Obviously we all have things we wouldn't lie about to get laid and I can see how ethnicity/nationality would be one of them.
But age? If you're just trying for a roll in the hay, why not.
If you're actively looking for more then obviously no point in lying.